A/N: Hey. Yes, another Kink Meme fill I did. I rather enjoy doing these.

Summary: (You know, in case you didn't read it out there...) Jack discovers who her real parents are. Rated T for lots of "goddamm"s and "shit"s, and a few others. But seriously, I can't be the only one who gets all happy every time Zaeed says "goddamm" the way he does, right?

Disclaimer: Mass Effect belongs to Bioware, this awesome idea I may just have to adopt as my own headcanon belongs to an anon on the KMeme. Guess I don't own much myself ;)


Jack paced in front of the fuzzy hologram of Liara. She did not know the asari well, but she had learned that anyone that Shepard had trusted, she could trust as well. Still, she narrowed her eyes at the asari, regarding her coolly.

"You found what?" she asked.

Liara shuffled slightly under the deadly gaze of the powerful biotic. Somehow, the lightyears between them did not seem all that far. "I found your family."

A million different retorts and snide comments raced through Jack's head before she finally settled on, "Well, shit."

"I don't have to tell you anything if you don't want to know," Liara said softly.

Jack shrugged. "It's not like I care," she said, remembering to try to watch the defensive tone in her voice. Shepard had told her that it put some people on edge. "I sort of figured they were dead or something."

"Well, your mother has been missing since the war, so it would be safe to assume..." Liara trailed off. She looked down. "But your father. The birth records indicate that your father is Zaeed Massani."

"Well, shit."