"Roar, I'm the kyuubi!" Konan yelled as she beat up Tobi. Tobi ran into a room and saw Hidan and Deidara worshipping a taco."Sempai?" "Worship the TACO!" Deidara yelled as he danced around."TACO TACO TACO!" as Hidan was bowing, Itachi came up and ate the taco."NOO! The Taco!" they both yelled as Itachi finished eating it. Zetsu ran into the room screaming for help. As Tobi came, he quickly said something really fast,"Tobi help, Kisame is stuck in the broom" once Tobi was there, Neji appeared out of nowhere and started dancing."Oh no, it's pinnochio!" Pein slowly walked up to Sasori and then Kakuzu kicked Pein."What was that for?" "Dude, I saw a leprichaun" Kakuzu ran off and attacked Konan. Zabuza came in wearing a penguin suit,"I'm here for the job" "Okay, go into Deidara's room and steal a dango then beat up Orochimaru" Hinata said as she helped herself to the akatsuki's refridgerater."I going to catch Kyuubi" Rock Lee decided as he threw a purple monkey at Konan. Rock Lee beated up Kisame and ate Kakuzu's lunch money.

Flashback

"When's Santa going to come?" Tobi asked Kisame in the middle of Summer."Tobi, Santa can't come, or else he'll just steal all of last years presents. Remember last time when Hidan gave Santa a cookie? Santa went crazy and ate all of the presents from last year" Tobi walked of towards the kitchen and started making icetea. Sasori came in and tried some then started beating up a little child."Tobi, how many cups of sugar did you put in?" Kakuzu asked the Tobi "Just 8 cups...Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi walked off then Santa broke open the door and drank all the icetea. All the Akatsuki members watched as Santa turned radio-active."Santa?" Tobi slowly yelled. Santa went beserke and attacked Deidara. A wild shinobi came and bit Santa, and Sasori drank some extra icetea. Sasori and Santa started spinning around so fast that all the sugar went flying then all the Akatsuki went crazy and started eating the sugar. Then Elmo came and stole all of last years presents. Barney teleported there and attacked everyone.