Hey, Dark Gothic Lolita here!
Okay, so I've made up yet ANOTHER V/CC and I just wanted to share it all with you! Heheheheheh! I was just thinking, why don't I just make a Fic where Chi Chi and Vegeta meet at a time BEFORE Their respective marriages? What if it was AU? Questions that I have finally answered! Hahahaha, I'm funny!
Leo: No, you really aren't...
Lolita: No one asked you! ANYWAY! In this Fic, I just wanted to share some facts with you. I have an obsession with Italian. I can speak like very very piccolo (little) Italian, so I can understand very very little! Also, don't forget that I'm from England, so some of your school stuff is different to mine therefore meaning that some stuff might confuse you. Other than that, there are still some things that are the same, like Prom (Ugh. That's me like next year. Story of my life)
Leo: Prom...Seems like a waste of time.
Lolita: Tell me about it. Still gotta go huh? Disclaimer time!
Leo: She doesn't own DBZ or their fucking cool characters!
Lolita: Neither does she! I'm sorry for my extra rubbish spelling and grammar!
Leo: She has school to worry about there!
Unison: Enjoy!
The bet
Chapter one
Vegeta was angry. He was furious. He was fuming. "How the FUCK did I lose on such a simple bet?" Goku stood there in the hallway laughing at his angry friend and Vegeta just glared at him. "Hey Vegeta, don't get angry at me because you didn't win our bet." Vegeta's eyes slid down to look at the ground sending it his death glare instead. "Just shut up about it okay Kakarot?" Even Yamcha, Tien and KRILLIN hadn't lost out on the bet. Vegeta sighed in defeat. Arguing wasn't going to get him anywhere. "What did I have to do again?"
Goku grabbed his shoulders and whirled him round to point at the person they were talking about. "You're going to ask out Chi Chi, dude!" He fist pounded with Yamcha who was also laughing at the same time. Vegeta growled at his friends. "I don't see why I have to do it!" Krillin shrugged. "We did say whoever was the last one to find a date, or NOT find a date was to ask out the number one hothead girl to the prom. Don't forget, we all shook on it." Vegeta groaned. He didn't even want to go to prom! His parents were just making him!
"And if I don't?" Goku took his hands off of his shoulders. "Oh, we know you will. It's your way of life, surprisingly enough. You always follow through with your bets." Vegeta was about to scream in anger. "Yeah, when they're are decent! I have to ask her out? Are you even sure she's a her?" Yamcha smirked. "I dunno, but all I know is that when one of the guys asked her that question, she clocked him into another galaxy!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Well fuck it all then." Tien smirked too. "Is that what you plan on doing with her then? Fuck a guy?" Vegeta growled and walked away from them. "I'm going to look for some real friends. See you tomorrow."
All he could hear was their laughing as he walked out of the school. What was he angry about? He had lost out on a bet and because of that, he had to ask the most violent girl in school out to the prom with him. Goku had Bulma, Yamcha had Raven, Tien had Launch and Krillin was going with 18. Who was Vegeta going with? No one! How was that even possible? He was Orange Star High's bad boy, the one every girl want to be with! "Doesn't even matter. Most of those brain dead girls piss me off anyway."
He made his way over to his car and started the engine. He looked out of his window to see Chi Chi heading in his direction walking to the bus that was parked a little way behind his car. He rolled his eyes and sighed. "Might as well get this over and done with." He cut the engine short and got out of his car. Chi Chi was just walking past him at the time when he decided to call her. "Hey Chi Chi, come here for a moment." The raven haired girl turned her to him and raised an eyebrow. "O...kay then?" She walked to him and stopped right in front of him. "Something you wanted Vegeta?" He shrugged and leaned on his car with both of his hands shoved into his pockets. "Listen here and listen good okay? Some friends and I made a bet and the loser had to take you to the prom. That loser was me as much as I hate to admit it. So let's get this over with. What fucking colours are you wearing and what fucking corsage do you want me to buy for you?" Chi Chi stood there with shock written on her face, then anger seeped in. "You made a bet and used me?" Her fist clenched and her teeth gritted together. She was not something to be betted on! "Do I look like a fucking object or prize? I'm a human! A fucking human!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Did I stutter? I don't have time for this, okay? You scream like a fucking banshee! You know that maybe if you worked on keeping your temper down a lot, you would be liked. Some people don't know whether you're a cross between a boy or a girl! You need to work on that. You should be grateful you dumb harpy! If not for this bet, there's no way you would've shown up to the prom with a date!" Chi Chi snapped her mouth shut and looked a little hurt at that, but she quickly banished it again.
There were still times where her masculine self was still crushed, with her being female and all. "What about you? You can't keep your anger under control. And who the hell are you calling a harpy?" Vegeta laughed with his head tilted back. "Of course I can't! Do I look like the sort of guy who can? Everyday I'm surrounded by morons who think they're 'bad' when they couldn't even hold up a knife to a dead chicken! It's alright for me though, I'm a guy. Do you want people to think you're a guy?"
Chi Chi frowned. "I guess not...But so what? I'm me so no one can complain!" Veget snorted and shifted his foot into the ground. "Do you ever want to get married in your life?" Chi Chi nodded. "Yeah, I do and I want kids too." Vegeta nodded. "Fair enough. Do you think you're wife material, going around trying to beat people up all the time. Hell, you're on the wrestling team and you're a fucking GIRL for fuck sake!" Chi Chi looked down and took his words to heart. She swallowed her pride down and stared him in the eyes.
"You're right I guess. What should I do?" Vegeta rolled his eyes. "I don't know, act like a girl? Just don't act like a bimbo, and don't act weak. More like hidden strength. You can be who you are now, but just cut down on the tantrums and anger issues. If you calm down, you'll see that most of the things you get angry for are not worth your time. Maybe it would actually something nice to go to prom with you."
Chi Chi sighed with frustration. "Fine then. I guess it was a good thing that you told me the truth. Listen Vegeta, I didn't really plan on going to the prom, so I don't have anything planned out. I didn't think that anyone would actually ask me..." She looked thoughtful for a moment and Vegeta stood there waiting patiently for her and wanted to tell her that it was so obvious, but decided against it. She shook her head at him. "Sorry. I'll just have to think of something when I get home. I'll tell you tomorrow okay? Well, bye then." She walked off in the direction of the bus thinking about what Vegeta had just told her.
"The Vegeta just spoke to me. The Vegeta just told me about my attitude AND asked me to the prom! Ugh, not like I care about the prom, but still it was nice." She was on her way to the bus when she heard her name being called out. She turned around to see Vegeta still there. He had his keys in his hand and he shook them at her. "Hey, wanna ride?" He smirked at her and she nodded her head as she walked back towards him. She did a double take when she finally took notice of the car her was leaning on. It was the car of her fucking dreams! Dumbly, she replied a small, "Thanks."
~x~
She opened the car door and stood outside of it. "Thanks a lot for the ride Vegeta. I guess I'll see you tomorrow?" He nodded his head. "Hey, no problem. Here's my number and tell me whatever shit you want to wear to that prom." She took the piece of paper and gave him a small smile. "Will do." She stood back as she watched him drive off in his hot red lamborghini and watched as he took off at the monster speed he just so happened to find as a normal speed limit. She sighed as she walked into her house.
As soon as she opened the door, her sister came into view. Her older sister rolled her eyes at her and her choice of clothing for that day. Baggy jeans and a grey hoodie that was way too oversized. "Hey Chi Chi. Beat up any guys today?" Usually, that would have been the cue to start a sibling argument, but Chi Chi wasn't up for it, so she just complied. "I did actually, three guys, but that's all gonna change from today!" Fraise raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah? You think you can change overnight? Plus, what's got you so hyped up?" Chi Chi walked into the living room and dumped her bag on the floor. "Nothing. I just want to change." Fraise looked at her, then smirked. "It's a boy isn't it? Chi Chi! How could you not tell me that you fell for a boy? The younger sibling sighed. "I haven't fallen for him. He just lost the bet and it just so happened to be that he asked me out because of it. I'm saving his reputation."
Fraise mock flinched in sympathy. "Ouch Chi Chi. Are you that bad that people now bet on you? Well you've come to the right place! I'm going to help you become a girl! Or at least find whatever is left of the girl within you." Chi Chi scowled at her and Fraise pinched her cheek in return. "Aw, c'mon mon chere. It'll be fun!" Chi Chi crossed her arms. "Yeah, for you." Fraise hummed. "So who's the unlucky guy?" She watched as her younger sister shifted and squirmed in her seat. "Uh, Chi Chi? Who is it?"
The girl sighed and flopped down onto her back while grabbing a cushion and pulling it to her face. She mumbled a name that her sister couldn't hear. Fraise growled and snatched the cushion away. "Say it again!" Chi Chi frowned. "It's Vegeta. Vegeta Tavolo." It took a while for Fraise to process the name and when she finally did, her mouth opened up wide into an 'o' shape. "Are you kidding? You bagged yourself the hottest guy ever! Trust me when I say that, girls from my year was crushing on him back when we were in Orange Star High! Some still are! Wait till I tell the girls, they are soooooo gonna wanna help you out-" Chi Chi held up her hands.
"Whoa whoa whoa! Back up, back up! You're NOT to tell anyone about this okay? I just want you to take me shopping and buy some decent stuff and I want to know what the best colour is for prom night, seeing as you already went through that phase." Chi Chi groaned deep inside. "Why did I even bother telling her?" Fraise nodded her head with a pout. "Fine then, no gossiping. Chi Chi nodded. "Thanks. I've never done this before, so don't scare me."
Fraise nodded with a smirk. "Tell me about it. You're 16 and you've never been kissed before." Chi Chi's eyes widened as she stood up and stomped out of the room. It was quite a sore subject for her. She left the room in anger while Fraise laughed after her. "Don't be like that!" Chi Chi screamed from the stairs, "I AM WAITING FOR THE RIGHT GUY! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT GOING TO GET A BOYFRIEND SOMEDAY!" With that, she slammed the door to her room shut and Fraise could hear Chi Chi punching the living shit out of something from the other side of the door. "Oops, I went too far."
~x~
Vegeta was in his own private gym trying to bench more weights than his personal best when Tarble walked in. "Hey Vegeta, I heard that you've got a date for your prom." He smirked at his older brother with the same smirk that had shown up on Vegeta's face many times. Vegeta grunted. "So, aren't you going to even tell me about this unfortunate girl?" Vegeta snorted as he put back the weights. "Actually, I think you should change that sentence around. I'm the unfortunate one, not the girl. I'm going with Chi Chi King." Tarble's face dropped. "Oh, wow, I feel sorry for you! What did you do? Did she force you or something? Is she gonna have to be my new sister-in-law or something?"
Vegeta grabbed up his towel and took a gulp of some water. "Actually, I lost the fucking bet! Tarble, you little runt! We're not getting fucking married!" Tarble's face turned from pity to a curious look. "What bet did you make? But hey, it could happen." Vegeta shrugged his shoulders. "None of your business is it squirt? All you need to know is that I'm going to prom with a girl-boy because of a bet. I might as well go gay right now." Tarble sniggered. "Good luck bro. Hey, can I have your room when she finds out that she was part of a bet?" Vegeta smirked. "Nice try there twat face, but I told her straight up that it was a bet that I lost. How about I make your room into a personal coffin for you?"
Tarble back out of the room. "I'm good thanks." He bumped into his mother who was just coming into the room. "Tarble! Look where you're going next time." He nodded. "Okay mum, sorry." She ruffled his hair as he walked away from them. "Vegeta honey, your phone was ringing and when I answered, there was some girl on the line." Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "A girl? And wait, you answered my phone?" His mum nodded and smiled. "I can't believe that you've finally gotten yourself a girlfriend! Here I was worried that you were gay after you dumped Candy and all, but it's not like I have a problem if you were gay, but it would have been weird and all."
Vegeta rolled his eyes as she swerved off the subject. "Mum, I'm not gay okay? It's just that most girls I find them annoying, stuck up and bitchy. Damn, it's like you can never please them! Always so needy." His mum frowned. "Not ALL girls are needy. Some guys are needy too, always wanting sex and stuff." Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Mum, I don't want to talk about that with you! It might be prom soon, but it won't result in me having sex with this girl!" "Trust me." He quickly thought. His mum nodded fiercely. "Damn right it won't! You'll leave the sex for your wedding night!" His jaw dropped at his mum. "You CAN'T be serious? What if I want it before I have a wedding?" His mother's face turned as hard as stone. "Look here, I don't see why guys want their wives to be virgins when they're NOT. No, you're going to be clean for your wife."
Vegeta glared at his mum and she equally glared back at him so hard that he could've sworn that the light went dim for half a second. He soon backed down and muttered a simple, "Yes mother." She smiled brightly at him. "That's my boy. Now, here's your phone." She threw him his iPhone (Just because I HATE the Blackberry) and he caught it with one hand. "Thanks mum." She nodded and walked out of the room leaving him there by himself. As he was about to call back the girl who called, he received a text.
Hey Vegeta,
Just wanna let u kno that I picked the colour red 4 us, kay?
Chi Chi.
Vegeta smacked his head. Of course! He had given his number to Chi Chi! He reread the text again. "At least the colour is something decent."
Vegeta pulled up into the parking lot where he saw Goku, Yamcha and Tien waiting for him. Goku walked up to him first. "So Vegeta, have you done it yet?" He waggled his eyebrows at him and Vegeta had the sudden urge to punch his lights out. Yamcha came and he made it worse somehow. "Yeah, have you asked out the guy yet?" Vegeta growled at Yamcha and Goku as they fist pounded again. "Chi Chi is a girl and yes, I did ask her. I even told her the truth about it being a bet." Yamcha and Goku both choked on their own laughter and Tien's jaw dropped. "You TOLD her? What the fuck were you thinking of?" Vegeta turned to face Tien. "I was thinking of my future, what else you dumb shit? If she found out later on, then she would have killed me because I lead her. If I told her the truth, then we can later put this whole thing behind us when it's done and never speak to each other again!"
Goku looked thoughtful. "That sounds like a good idea. Pretty smart actually." Vegeta smirked. "Something you'll never be, Kakarot." The said boy spluttered in anger. "At least I'll never be gay." Vegeta hissed. "Ouch, that almost hurt you know, if it was true. Well I'm going inside. Coming?" All four boys walked down to the front doors of their school building where they saw Krillin talking to 18. Yamcha wolf whistled at them and 18 went bright red before whispering to Krillin and walking off. The bald boy walked to them in anger. "Yamcha, was that necessary?" The said boy shrugged. "I dunno, it was funny to me." Krillin rolled his eyes. "Yeah, so is you and Raven, a girl who kicked your ass on the first day of Orange Star High." He high fived a smirking Vegeta.
"At least I'm not a pairing like Chi Chi and Vegeta. That's much worse than Raven and I." Krillin shrugged. "Who cares? Did you tell her the truth, Vegeta?" He nodded. "You were you right on that call. I wanted to stay in the galaxy thank you very much." Goku looked at them. "So it was your plan to tell Chi Chi the truth?" Krillin nodded and narrowed his eyes. "Don't tell me that if it was you, you would have led her on till she found out the truth herself, OR until you just suddenly dropped her AFTER the dance?" Goku paused and then nodded. Krillin and Vegeta rolled their eyes.
"You're despicable."
~x~
Vegeta sat down in his usual seat in physics which was at the back. Most teachers didn't even worry about him because he had the IQ of Newton, Pythagoras and Einstein put together. He pulled out his iPod and went through his long forgotten playlist that had been there for ages without him touching them. This was a higher level thinking class and you couldn't be in this class without a brain. In other words, Goku and Yamcha weren't in this class, and although Tien and Krillin were both smart enough, they both hated physics. Bulma walked into the class and walked right up to Vegeta. "So hey, I heard that you're going to prom with Chi Chi."
He took his earphones out of his ear and raised an eyebrow to her. "What's it to you?" Bulma shrugged and placed her things next to his. She was another smart student with a huge IQ range. "Just wanted to know when the funeral is." Vegeta started looking annoyed. "Why is everyone saying that? I'll have you know that she isn't as bad as people make her out to be. Sure she has bullshitting strength for a girl, but she ain't bad." He placed the earphones back into his ear and ignored whatever Bulma was going to say to him.
That was when he noticed Chi Chi walking in. He raised an eyebrow and tapped Bulma on her shoulder. "Hey, I didn't know Chi Chi was in this class." Bulma raised her head up from her notebook where she was doodling 'Goku 3 Bulma' and vice versa. Bulma nodded. "Oh yeah, Chi Chi is in this class alright. Why do you think that class is always a mess every time you wake up from your precious sleep? Hey, doesn't she look different today?" Vegeta looked back at her and noticed that instead of having her hair tied up in a bun, her hair was hanging down loose like a silk curtain. She had most probably straightened it and he could see that it reached just a little way below her waist. She wore a pair of black skinny jeans and sported a leather jacket on top of a black t-shirt with white air forces to match. In other words, she looked more like a girl than ever. A hot girl.
It wasn't only Vegeta and Bulma that noticed. Most boys were staring at her and calling out her name while some girls were watching out of jealousy and shock. Vegeta gulped down a huge lump that had formed in his throat. Bulma laughed next to him. "Oh yes, this is gonna be one hell of a ride with you two. Good luck Vegeta."
He didn't even bother responding to Bulma, but kept on staring at the beauty in front of him. She walked up to her seat ignoring all the cat callings and stares that she was getting. She didn't even know that they were aimed at her. She did however, turn around to face Vegeta and she caught him staring at her. She gave him another small smile and turned back around to face the teacher. Bulma nudged Vegeta with a giggle, who then glared at her. "Seems like someone likes the new Chi Chi." He huffed and shrugged. "Not bad Chi Chi, not bad."
~x~
They all flooded out of the class before Vegeta managed to get to Chi Chi. She smiled a little bit when she saw him. It was as though she was shy of the way she looked. Vegeta smirked. "Cute." He looked at her up and down and saw that he got a better view of her up close. "Hey harpy, I see that you took my advice." She nodded as they both walked down to the lunchroom. "Yeah, I had to didn't I? This doesn't go too far though right? I got help from older sister and I still wanted something that didn't have anything to with skirts... Wait a minute, who the fuck are you calling a harpy?" She glared at him waiting for his answer.
He shrugged his shoulders and smirked. "Because I feel like it. As long as you feel comfortable, then you shouldn't really give a shit. Oh yeah, and don't dress like an absolute whore either. I won't go to the prom with you if you do." Chi Chi rolled her eyes. "Yeah, because I would change from hoodies and baggy jeans all the way to a strippers choice of clothing. Give me some credit Vegeta, I'm not THAT desperate for this. And since when did you become my fashion advisor?" Vegeta's smirk widened. "Hmm, you're not half bad, under all the masculine self of yours." Chi Chi's smile grew a little bit. "And you're not bad when you haven't got that stick stuck up your ass huh?"
They just both looked at each other before smirking. "But seriously Vegeta, do we have to go to prom? You don't want to go and I for sure don't want to go, so why don't we just blow the joint and go somewhere else and pretend like we did?" Vegeta thought about it, but when he thought of his mum, he shuddered. "No can do Chi Chi. My mum would find out using her mum ways. I don't know how she does that..." Chi Chi nodded in agreement. "I hear ya. My mother is a human being, but pushed the wrong way and she could be a banshee at times."
Vegeta groaned. "Remind me never to see your mum. I wonder where you got your violent ways from..." Chi Chi was about to punch his arm when she thought against it. "Whatever. And here I was thinking you were gay." Vegeta growled. "Just because most girls around here are total pricks, doesn't mean that I'm gay! Honestly, I would have thought you were different." He flashed her a glare as he stepped into the lunchroom. Chi Chi laughed softly and Vegeta wondered if his ears had played him. "Chi Chi, did you just laugh?" The Ice Queen just laughed? The reigning terror, laughed?" Chi Chi shrugged and gave him and innocent look.
"Someone walking past just laughed now at a joke they just heard. The joke itself wasn't funny though." Vegeta raised both eyebrows and nodded in an unconvincing way. "Uh-huh. I'll pretend to believe you on that one. But, you have one nice laugh, not that high-pitch shit that could break glass." He turned around and missed the fact that Chi Chi blushed ever so lightly at him. Goku was standing up and waving at Vegeta. "Hey Vegeta, over here!" The said boy sighed and made his way over to the table. Somewhere along the way, Chi Chi had stopped following him, but he didn't realise it.
"So I heard from Bulma that Chi Chi has turned into quite a babe." All of the guys were looking at Vegeta expectantly. He growled at them and when he looked behind him, he saw that Chi Chi hadn't followed him. "Not like I told her to anyway." "Yeah, I guess you could say that. I almost didn't recognise her when she walked into class." Tien frowned. "You have a class together? How did we not know?" Vegeta shrugged as he wolfed down a handful of chips. "Dunno. She's in my physics class, and you know me, I get the privilege to sleep in most classes. It's funny because I've never heard her voice." All the other guys sighed at how Vegeta could be so smart but yet so clueless. "You sleep like a rock remember? We could have all the natural disasters going on and you still wouldn't shift."
"Well anyway! How are we all getting to this stupid event?" They all looked at Yamcha. Goku poked a fork in his direction. "And what, you have a way to get there or something?" He shook his head. "Nah, I was just wondering if we should all just come in the same limo or something like that." Goku and Vegeta laughed. "You might but I'm not! I just got a new Bugatti Veyron and there is no way that I'm not taking Bulma out in that! You know, I need a way to break in my new car." They all sniggered and Goku sighed at the thought. "So what about you Vegeta?" The candle haired male shrugged. "She's already been in my Lamborghini and I don't really see why I need to bother to impress a girl that I'm not going out with...What the fuck are you all staring at you brain dead morons?"
They all looked at him and Krillin spoke up for them. "Wait, you've already taken her in your car? Just the two of you? ALONE?" Vegeta shrugged and nodded. "Er, yeah? What's wrong with you guys?" They all started holding their hearts and spazzing out. "You could've died man! You could have died!" Vegeta grabbed another handful of chips and stuffed it into his mouth angrily as he wondered why they were being so dramatic about it. "Well I'm here now aren't I? Stop making such a big deal out of it. All I did was take her home." They all stopped and burst out laughing at him just at the same time that Chi Chi happened to walk on by. The whole table went silent and Chi Chi raised an eyebrow. "You don't have to go silent just because I'm walking past you know. I won't beat you up."
Vegeta looked around the table and saw that they weren't silent because of her anger issues, but more because they were staring at a beauty right in front of them. She stared at them confused until Vegeta slammed his hand onto the table making them jump and turn to him. "Hey Chi Chi." She nodded in acknowledgement. "Hey Vegeta and friends." She hurriedly walked on and they kept staring at her back. When they turned to face Vegeta, Yamcha leaning forward. "If I had known that she could clean up that good, then I would have tapped her a LONG time ago!" Vegeta frowned. "Then all the better then huh? Also, I don't think Raven would want to hear stuff like that falling out of your mouth now would she?" Yamcha paled. "You won't tell her right?" Vegeta smirked as he leaned forward on his elbows. "Blackmail." Goku snorted as he sipped his drink. "Vegeta, everyone in this school and Orange City KNOWS that you don't need blackmail to make them do something for you. All you have to do is ask them, well more of demand it from them and it's done within the next hour."
Vegeta leaned back in his seat sitting there like the 'Boss' he is. "Yeah I guess. Life's good when you're Vegeta." Krillin looked down at his drink. "Tell me about it. You AND your dad have a good life." Vegeta rolled his eyes. "I just don't see why I couldn't have a separate name though. I mean, I find that so poor. As though we couldn't afford different names." Tien then put a hand up. "Can we get back to topic here? So I'm guessing that you and Goku are out of the question. Krillin are you going to get a limo with us?" Krillin thought about it then shook his head.
"I would love to and all, you know booze and stuff but then again, we might all want out own privacy at the end of it all and not want to go back when another couple want to stay." Yamcha nodded. "I see where you're going with this. Might as well cancel that, but I'm still going to get a limo anyway." Tien laughed. "I'm pretty sure that if you had Launch there, she would pretty much shoot everything in sight." Vegeta smirked at the thought. "Is it me or do we all have crazy dates? Chi Chi is mad anger and more of a man than anything, Launch is a fucking gun woman and I swear she's an arsonist too. Bulma is just psychotic in her own messed up way that I don't even think I want to know, and 18...Well she doesn't even have a name for starters. Just a number. A fucking number that she'll be in about 2 years time and when people ask, 'what's your name' she'll be like '18' and they would say, 'I asked for you name, not your age' and she would be all like 'no, my name is actually 18' and their face would drop and go all O_o."
Goku laughed into his drink as Krillin looked partially annoyed. "Hey! That's my date you're talking about!" Vegeta shrugged. "So you can talk shit about mine and I can't do the same thing to yours? Life is so fair these days." He rolled his eyes as his voice dripped with sarcasm.
~x~
Chi Chi sat down at the table with her wrestling team and they all just stared at her. "What is it you guys? Is there something on my face?" One of them nodded. "Yeah, you got a bit of makeup on your face! What you actually know how to apply make up?"? Chi Chi shot him a glare that soon shut him up. "I have no intention of putting such fake and artificial shit on my face. I don't see how you came to the result of me resorting to make up." She shivered when she said the word as though it was forbidden to her vocabulary.
All the guys laughed as Chi Chi rolled her eyes at them. "Whatever you guys. Are any of you going to prom?" They all stopped and looked at her and she shifted under their gaze. "Why, are you?" She shrugged but didn't exactly look at them. Their captain let out a low whistle. "Wow, the Chi Chi got a date for prom? Who's the unlucky guy?" A few of them sniggered while Chi Chi just shot them a glare. "You'll just have to wait till the prom night because there is no way in hell that I'm going to tell you guys. Not even if you all dog piled me."
Some gave her a few smirks. "Is that an invitation?" She stood up and walked away from them as they all hooted in laughter. Although she didn't want to get too angry with them, this time she had a reason. She was soon pulled out of her thoughts as she heard someone else calling out her name. She turned in the direction and soon saw Bulma waving at her. She cautiously made her way over to her table and noticed that Raven and Launch were there too. "Hey Bulma, is there something you wanted?" She shook her head and sat her down. "Nah, just saw you getting a little wound up by the wrestling team and decided to call you over!"
Raven looked up at Chi Chi wearily and Launch was smirking. "Look guys, I appreciate it and everything, but I know that the only reason that we're in this situation is because of my makeover that I still feel sorta weird to. Why don't we just go on with our normal lives, only with me being less violent?" Raven sighed in relief as though she was scared that Chi Chi would have beaten her up there and then, while Bulma looked disappointed. "But I thought that maybe we could actually hang out! I mean, is there anything wrong with that?" Chi Chi paused and shrugged. Seems okay to me. Where's 18?"
Launch raised an eyebrow. "Don't tell me that you guys are actually friends? I thought it was a pity act." She laughed at Chi Chi and the said girl frowned. "At least I don't have a restraining order put on me. I heard that you're not even allowed near electrical appliances. Is that why you're hair always looks like you just got out of bed?" She smirked as soon as Launch stopped laughing. "For your sake, I'll pretend that I didn't hear that." Chi Chi shrugged, egging her on even more. "Or what you rocket back-side look alike? You're going to beat me up? Think again you blond runt." That was when 18 took her cue to sit down at the table. "Hey, I hope you're not dissing on blondes, because I'll hurt you."
Launch smiled triumphantly at Chi Chi until 18 carried on. "But then again, I couldn't hurt a friend who can beat the living shit out of me any day. How's it going?" Chi Chi glanced at Launch before high fiving the other blond. "Life's not too bad. Might have tried to see life in another view though." Chi Chi looked down at herself for extra emphasis. Bulma laughed. "You don't look that bad actually." Raven sighed. "Yeah, compared to you everyone looks like a nun." The whole table burst out laughing before they fell quiet at Bulma's glare. "I will hurt you." Chi Chi sat there with a small smile on her face. At least there were some other girls out there who were weird.
So how did you find that? Interesting? I made Vegeta like, half Italian half Japanese, that sort of thing. Tavolo is Italian for table ( You know, like Vegeta and Tarble is Vegetable? Yeah...)
I wanted to keep all the pun stuff, so Chi Chi's sister's name is Fraise which is French for Strawberry. Raven, Yamcha's girlfriend is a real DB character and she is someone that Yamcha had to fight, or something like that. Also, I think I made a mistake somewhere in there about their age? I know that you're 16 when you go to Prom, but I have no idea whether I put 16 or 17, so if I put 17, I'm sorry about that now!
If there is anything that is so freaking mind boggling, then please, PLEASE do ask me about it on PM and I would be more than happy to answer!
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Dark Gothic Lolita
Leonessa del Buio
