I read a fic like this, but it was more like a crack fic and despite the fact that I liked the fic, I was still disappointed with a few things so I decided to write my own version. It's not quite the same, but there are a lot of similarities. This fic isn't so much crack, but I will try to make it humorous.
This chapter could do with some major editing, but I just really can't be bothered right now. Plus my beta reader is at work. D:
Anyway, reviews are nicely welcomed. Constructive crit is also welcome, but try not to make it too harsh. I'm trying to get back into the style of writing stories, and because I've been writing Rps for so long it's kinda hard.
Anyway, enough of my rambling. It'll get a little more... frisky in the later chapters, if you pervs are wondering. xD
Chapter one – Monday.
"We get along just fine, dammit!" Complained the blonde as his cheeks puffed out in frustration, arms folded defiantly. "Uh huh," Kakashi stood up and eyed the two shinobi on the ground, panting from their fight. "Then why is it that you try to rip Sasuke's head off at every change you get?" The raven mentioned just hn'd as he stood up, brushing the bark that had clung to his trousers when he was wrestling Uzumaki to the ground.
"He started it!" And it was true. If it wasn't for that bastard always insulting his intelligence, Naruto wouldn't need to go so far to prove to that asshole that he could so be smart. "It's not like I want that bastard to insult me all the time!" He added, turning to send a glare at the raven as he too stood up. "It's not my fault you're a dobe," He strapped his kunai pouch back onto his thigh, rolling his eyes as Naruto just contradicted himself. "See!"
This was getting beyond Kakashi's control. It was time those two started to learn how to get along, or they'll end up killing each other; team mates or not. A click hat rang out into the surrounding forest startled both the Genin, and they looked down at the same time to see just what it was that had made the offending sound.
Tine seemed to stand still, though it seemed the Uchiha seemed to realize what had just happened. But he was speechless to what Kakashi had just done to them. "You CHAINED us TOGETHER?!" The raven winced as Naruto's loud mouth managed to scare some birds out of an overhead tree. "Way to point out the obvious, dobe." How the hell could he act so calm? They had just been handcuffed, didn't that bastard realize what this meant?
"You two need to learn how to get along," Their sensei smiled as he observed the reactions of the two. Naruto was pulling at the chains, trying to slide his hand free from the metal while Sasuke was just glaring at the blonde, obviously annoyed at his stupid attempt for freedom. "I'll let you free in a few days." Before Naruto could reach out and grab the Jounin, he had vanished into thin air and all Naruto grabbed was the smoke Kakashi left behind.
Naruto just blinked as the smoke cleared, still letting what had just happened sink in slowly to his head. "Oh shit." Well the blonde said out loud what they were both thinking.
"Dobe, I wanna go home and go to bed!"
"Well I wanna go get something to eat, you selfish bastard!"
Insults went back and forth until Sasuke had enough and thwacked Naruto on the back of the head. As the blonde muttered curses about the raven under his breath, Sasuke sighed and snapped his fingers to get Naruto's attention. "Why don't we go get you something to eat, and THEN go to my house and sleep?" It proved pointless just standing there arguing and hoping the cuffs would just vanish into thin air. And that realization was dawning on Naruto too. "Sounds good to me," He said and without a second thought, he dragged Sasuke towards the ramen bar, his stomach grumbling loudly.
Three ramen bowls later, which were in Naruto's stomach, Sasuke finally managed to get the blonde away from the bar and towards his house. "I can't believe you made me pay for that," He grumbled and frowned, going to shove his hands in his pockets when he remembered that Naruto's right hand was chained to his left. "Damn you, Kakashi," He muttered under his breath as he approached his house.
"Whoa, you house is MASSIVE teme!" What was it with Naruto and pointing out the obvious? He said nothing and opened the door, stepping inside and pulling Naruto along with him. "How the hell do you keep it so CLEAN?" He asked, bewildered on how Sasuke could make his whole house look spotless by himself when Naruto could barely manage to keep his room tidy, let alone his whole apartment.
"I actually clean up after myself, unlike someone I know," Naruto just scoffed at that and was pulled along into the kitchen. It was while Sasuke was reaching for something in the fridge that he realized Sasuke hadn't had anything at the Ramen Bar. "I take it you don't like ramen then?" He asked, watching as Sasuke took a bite out of what looked like a rice ball. The raven just looked at Naruto and then continued to eat without saying anything.
"You can't ignore me for the next three days, bastard!" Naruto said as he slid into Sasuke's bed, clad in only his boxers and the shirt he was wearing earlier today. Well it wasn't as if he could take it off since he was bound to the most arrogant bastard in the world. "Wanna bet?" Came the smooth, but cold reply from the opposite far end of the bed. They both slept as far apart as the cuffs would let them, so it was lucky that Sasuke's bed was decent in size.
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.
"This is insane," He muttered to himself as he rolled to face the blonde, glaring daggers at him and wishing that looks could kill. The thought of killing Naruto flashed briefly in his mind, but he didn't fancy the idea of dragging a dead corpse around with him until he found Kakashi.
"Dobe, wake up!" He growled out, not surprised when that didn't even make the blonde stir. That idiot could sleep through anything. Rolling onto his back, Sasuke just glared at the ceiling. He was trained to be a light sleeper, so naturally the slightest noise would wake him up. So how the hell was he supposed to sleep through this racket?! Snoring or no snoring, eventually Sasuke had had enough and finally his eyelids had started to droop, and he drifted off into a restless and irritated sleep.
