A/N: I know I need to work on other fics, but this stupid thing bit and wouldn't let go, so I just had to write it.


"Hello?" called Alphonse. Where is everyone?

He and Ed had come by Risembool for a few days so Winry could repair Ed's automail. They were supposed to leave in an hour, though, and Al had yet to find any sign of his brother.

Finally Al gave up; their train would have left by the time they got to the station. He started walking downstairs, intending to take a shower, but paused as he heard noises emanating from Winry's room.

First, a zipper.

Second, gasps of excitement.

Third, Winry's voice exclaiming, "It's so big!"

Al turned beet red, mental images flooding his brain. "I should stay out of this," he mumbled to himself. He was backing away from the door when a thought occurred to him. They're not married yet! What if they have a child before they're married?

"No!" he screamed, bursting into the room.

Ed and Winry jumped, looking at him like he was a lunatic. They were sitting next to each other on the floor, both fully clothed. A zippered tote bag lay on the floor, and in Winry's hands was the largest wrench Al had ever seen.

"But I thought…" he said in confusion.

"What?" exclaimed Winry irritably.

"You… You weren't having sex?"

Ed and Winry choked. "No! We're not anywhere near ready for that!"

"Oh. Well, I guess I'll be going, then," said Al, walking out the door. Then, out of impulse and concern, he stuck his head back in the room. "If you change your mind, though, Nii-san, please use a condom, at least until you're married."

Completely unaware of the embarrassment and shocked looks he created, Al skipped downstairs, feeling that all was right with the world.


A/N: Only Al could seem so innocent while telling his brother to have safe sex... Anyway, please review!