Morgan Freeman: So, it has come to my attention that you all need therapy. Like, really bad.

Zep: NOOOOOOO

Hoffman: Shut up bitch, it's not a big deal. Sheesh.

Amanda: *whispers* I love you John

Morgan Freeman: Umm…ok-ay. I will start by asking a question and we go around the room answering it. First question-

Lawrence: Wait!

MF: What?

Lawrence: …I have to go to the bathroom.

MF: Fine. Go.

(Lawrence leaves then comes back)

Lawrence: There's a body in the bathroom…

Amanda: JOHNNN!

*John walks in*

John: Sup.

MF: Okay, now that we're all here, first question- Confess something you feel you need to obsess less over.

John: Bathrooms.

Amanda: John…

Hoffman: The Earth loves me man…*starts to play the bongos* (singing) Earth is my mother

Adam: Was that a yo mamma joke?

Tapp: Alright you two.

MF: What? When did you get here?

Tapp: Shut up. You're just jealous because my voice is more awesomer than yours.

Adam: More awesomer?

James Earl Jones: Wrong. My voice is Awesomest.

MF: …He's right.

Tapp: Yeah.

MF: Okay, next question. Tell us a little bit about yourselves.

Adam: I was born a poor black child…

Zep: Shut up man, no one gets your references!

Adam: Hey! I thought I killed you with a toilet!

Zep: You did…*holds fingers in two interlocking circles, puts behind head, brings them out separated* ooohhh..

Adam: Whoa!

John: I wrote a song…

MF: Wonderful! Let's hear it.

Song: Jigsaw and I know it. Written by DARWIN51 performed by John

Yeah Yeah

When I walk on by, people be like "shit I'm gonna die"

I always wear a pigs mask or targets on my cheek Yeah.

That's how I roll, with my reverse bear trap outta control

Ahh… girl look at that handsaw

…you saw your own foot off

Try and find my key…

I-I-I ride a trike!

Ahh…Just look at Adam

…He's in a bathtub

He kills Zep with a toilet…

I-I-I hide keys!

When I walk in the room (yeah)

This is what I see (okay)

Everybody points all their guns at me

I got a twisted sense of fun and I aint afraid to show it

Show it show it show it…

I'm Jigsaw and I know it…

Bitch I'm Jigsaw and I know it

-fin-

Adam: That was very revealing.

Lawrence: I told you I wasn't Jigsaw!

Tapp: Damnit. You're under arrest.

John: Wahhh! Morgan, he can't do that!

MF: Now now, we can't arrest people for sharing their feeeelings here.

Tapp: Stupid bitch

MF: Anyways. Lets continue. Our next activity is to admit your deepest fears.

Adam: Deep? The ocean.

Hoffman: The ocean is our friend, brother *plays bongos again*

Zep: Will you cut that out? *grabs bongos and breaks them, throws them out the window, pours gasoline out the window then lights a match , drops it, and watches the bongos explode* How do ya LIKE me now bitch?

Hoffman: It's okay, brother. We are like twin bears swimming upstream against the current of life.

John: Hoffman, I told you to stop smoking crack.

Amanda: Crack? Where!

John: *facepalm* have I taught you nothing?

Adam: Um. I..I…

MF: what Adam? You can share anything here.

Adam: I need a tampon.

Everyone: *facepalm*

Yes I wrote the parody and I'm damn proud of it.