Chapter 1

So this story is obviously from the hit video game "Super Smash Bros". And it starts off in Battlefield. Mario and Link were fighting in the Battlefield and they were getting tired. But then, Bowzer and Ganondorf started attacking them. Mario got pissed so he did a 360-no scope on Bowzer and killed him so much that he bled to death. Ganin peed his pants and ran off. Mario was like "Mamma Mia, I thought we killed-a all of the bada guys back ina Vietname!" and then Link was like "HYAAAA" because he's a stupid fuck that doesn't know English. So Mario and Link went on Mario's solid gold ferrari and drove for help.