A/N: I own nothing.

This is insanity, read at your own risk


Hermione studied the large box.

"What is is?"

"Pineapples," Ginny answered.

"Why?"

"Because," Ginny answered with a shrug. Hermione was starting to wonder if maybe Fred and George had finally done some damage to the young girl's brain.

"Where are we putting the pineapples?"

"For now, the box will stay here, but I'll need them later when I have to take on the wizarding mafia."

"Wizarding mafia?"

"Yes, Percy owes the money, so I'm solving the problem before he decides to marry me off to the highest bidder," she answered. Hermione decided that brain damage was no longer a question, but a positive.

"And how are we taking on the wizarding mafia with pineapples?" Ginny shrugged.

"I'll figure it out, don't worry, just make sure you're wearing armor after dinner," she answered skipping out of the common room leaving the large wooden box sitting in the middle of the floor.

"Harry, you're girlfriend left a large wooden box of pineapples in the middle of the floor."

"Yes, she told me about it. Something about the wizarding mafia. I think she's finally snapped. Have you seen her recently. We should see about getting her some help."

"Good idea. She said something about armor after dinner, so we know she'll be here for that."

"How much trouble can she cause in," Harry paused glancing at the clock, "four hours?"

It turned out the answer was a lot.

"Professor, can you explain why we use flobberworms in this potion?" Ginny asked looking up at Professor Snape.

"Because the mucus of a flobberworm has properties that help reduce inflammation," Professor Snape answered.

"Mucus is slimy," she stated taking a handful of it and rubbing it across Professor Snape's desk. "Now your desk is slimy," she stated with a smile.

"Miss Weasley, that will be fifty points from Gryffindor."

"Okay, don't let the unicorns eat your brains," she stated walking out of the classroom. As she left, her cauldron, which had been simmering all lesson exploded covering the room in pink and green glitter.