Disclaimer: If you think that I came up with the Mario Bros. I'm sorry

But... you are an idiot. They belong to Nintendo!! Sheesh!! Where have you

Been for the last ...Oh I don't know ... Twenty years!! : Exasperated sigh:

Man some people are so dense. You know who Sonic belongs to right?

Notes: This was my very first story. I wrote it some time in October. I found it on a disk in January and decided to add new content and another chapter so enjoy interview with a plumber for a second time.

Jes :)

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Interview with a plumber

Jes: [Sigh] If I don't come up with an idea for a fic soon FF.net is going to close my account and send an E-mail bomb to my computer. [Sigh] And where is that plumber?

I'm sick of running to the gas station across the street every time I have to go to the bathroom. And why am I talking to myself?! [Starts banging her head on table]

[There is a knock at the door]

[Stops banging her head]

Jes: Who is it?

???: Plumber!

Jes: [mumbling to self] bout time.

Jes: The door's open let your self in! [Door creaks open] [Jes resumes her head banging]

Plumber: That's a good way to give yourself brain damage.

Jes: What do you know? The bathrooms that way [she points in the general direction]

Plumber: What's the problem?

Jes: [Stops banging but her head remains on the table] Writers block... and E-mail bombs...head sore from banging...

Plumber: Uh...?

Jes: Oh.... You meant in the bathroom. The toilets backed up [Jes looks up to see the plumber for the first time]

Jes: [Gasp] its you...

Plumber: Well I hope so I'd hate to be somebody else.

Jes: No I mean its you that guy from the video games! This solves all my problems I'll interview you and put that on the web sight!

Luigi: I don't do interviews. (Betch'a thought it was that other guy didn't you : snicker :)

Jes: But...[Lip quivers] Whaaaaaahhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

Luigi: Hey, now stop that!

Jes: Whaaaaaahhhhh I [sob] caaaaaannnnnt!

Luigi: Ok, ok, [Sigh] I'll let you interview me.

Jes: Whaaa... [Sniffle] you will?

Luigi: Yes, just stop crying, I can't stand to see girls cry.

Jes: [Immediately stops crying] O.k. I'm done now. Come over here and sit down and we will get started.

Luigi:[Luigi stares at Jes] Why do I get the feeling I've been tricked?

[Luigi takes a seat across the table from Jes]

Jes: O.k. I'll bet you get asked this question a lot, how does it feel to stand in your brother's shadow?

Luigi: It's great! [Jes stares at Luigi from across the table in shock and disbelief of his answer]

Luigi: Yeah I'll bet you weren't ready for that one. And actually you were the first person who was ever rude enough to ask that question.

Jes: [Finally comes out of her stupor] Uh... sorry

Luigi: It's o.k. It was a question that needed to be asked.

Jes: could you explain your answer?

Luigi: Sure, you see videogames are kind of like movies in the way that you get paid no matter how small your part is.

Jes: So you get a smaller check for a smaller part.

Luigi: Nope it doesn't work that way in videogames it's little different. Main characters, IE: me and Mario and a couple others, get paid a set amount no matter how big or small your part is. In short whether or not you're a playable character you still get paid the same amount.

Jes: So you and Mario get paid the same?

Luigi: Yup, in Paper Mario all I did was sit around the house playing Gameboy while Mario busted his hump saving Star Spirits and I still got paid the same as him.

Jes: Wow!

Luigi: But you know what? I'm not really in Mario's shadow I have quite a few fans out there, so many in fact that Nintendo had to give me my own game

Jes: "Luigi's Mansion".

Luigi: Yeah! Man you should see how much money I got for that one.

That check had more zeros than "Sonic Team" (The production team for most Sonic games)

Jes: Ouch! Speaking of Sonic what do you think about "Sonic Adventure2 Battle" on Gamecube?

Luigi: That little blue fuzz ball? I never liked him, he and his little sidekick used to ring my door bell and run away, leave flaming piles of dog doo on my porch...[Muttering] little hooligans. He wreaks his own company now he's trying to take down Nintendo too!

Jes: I seem to remember another Luigi game...Um...Mario something or other.

Luigi: Mario's Missing? [Luigi smiles] I'm glad you liked that ga-

Jes: Yeah that's it! Mario's Missing. Man that game sucked! I mean that was the most awful, retarded, stupid, takes-no-brain-to-play game that Nintendo EVER made. My Super Nintendo rejected that game ya know? Spit it right out, it was the derndest thing I ever saw! And the title...my god, talk about a slap in the face, your name wasn't even on the game box! And--[Jes looks across the table. Luigi has his head down and his hands in his lap. He looks like he's goanna cry.]

Jes: And...When my...uh... friend said that stuff about that game I beat her up for mocking such a fine piece of video game software.

Luigi: [can't even pick his head up he's so embarrassed] My name wasn't even in the title but I'm always the one that gets yelled at for that flop of a game.

Jes: No really, I loved that game. [Puts a reassuring hand on Luigi's shoulder]

Luigi: Really? [Looks up hopefully]

Jes: Oh yes! The hours I spent playing that game...[Lies all lies]

Luigi: What was your favorite level?

Jes:......................................................The first one? [Luigi looks doubtful] Well enough about the games. What kind of relationship do you have with your brother Mario?

Luigi: What can I say he's my brother he does brother things, holds me down and takes my plumbing money, beats me up and such, you know stuff that all brothers do.

[Jes stares at Luigi]

Luigi: What, why are you looking at me like that?

Jes: Well it doesn't sound like Mario likes you very much...

Luigi: What do you mean? Were thick as thieve, all brother's do stuff like that! Don't you have any brothers or sisters that pick on you a little?

Jes: When we were kids yeah, my brother picked on me but not after we grew up.

Luigi: ...Hey! The next time I see Mario I'm goanna kick his ass! Stupid fat moron...

Jes: Hey, hey settle down now I didn't mean to start nothing...

Luigi: Are we done yet? Can I go now?

Jes: What about my toilet? [Luigi gets up and walks to the bathroom with Jes right behind him]

[In the bathroom Luigi inspects the toilet with, some clean but stagnant, water in it]

Luigi: I see the problem [Luigi jiggles the handle on the toilet and the water goes down]

Luigi: that will be $75.50

Jes: What?! But all you did was jiggle the handle a little bit I could have done that

Luigi: Don't be ridiculous I'm a trained professional

Jes: Here [hands Luigi $75.50 and Luigi leaves] There goes my copy of Super Monkey ball.

Jes: Well at least I have a fic, now I don't have to worry about anybody blowing up my computer.

Computer: You've got mail

Jes: GULP

The End (Aren't you glad)