Link Gets A Job At Gwonam's So He Can Earn Enough Money To Buy A PlayStation 3
An adaption
Link was browsing the entertainment section at Morshu's shop. Morshu tapped him on the shoulder. "PS3. You want it?" he asked.
"Yeah!" Link cried.
"It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies!" the shopkeeper smiled.
"Of course not!" Link frowned.
"Link, you're a little piece of poop!" Morshu smeered at him. "Come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMM richer!"
LATER STILL, AT THE CASTLE
Link was depressed. King Harkinian and Zelda tried to comfort him, and he finally came out with what he wanted. "I can't go on living like this! I need a PS3!" Link sobbed.
"Mah boi, this Wii is what all true warriors strive for!" the King said.
"But I can't use the controller! I need a PS3!"
"GET A JOB!" screamed Zelda.
So, Link set off to Squadallah Burgerto get a job.
"Welcome to Squadallah Burger! Can I take your order?" Gwonam asked.
"No, I need a job." Link smiled.
"It is written, only I can hire Link!" Gwonam read from his sheet of paper.
"Great!" cheered Link. Gwonam showed him around the kitchen.
"And remember, if Ganon comes here, tell him he can't have dinner. And don't eat the dodongo meat, or else you will DIE." Gwonam said.
DAY ONE
The King pulled up in at the drive-thru window. "Hey! What do you want to eat?" asked Link.
"Hmmm... I'll take the- Hmmm.,.I'll take the pizza!" the King smiled.
Gwonam appeared, pointing at the notice on the wall which read: WE ONLY SELL BURGERS! "No, there is no pizza!"
"Enough! I'm going to Duke Onkled's diner!" VROOOM.
"Your Omnipitence, have pizza!"
"You serve me!"
DAY TWO
A young man pulled up at Link's window. "I'll take a potato chip..." he said.
Gwonam appeared again. "No, there is no potato chip!" he snapped, tapping his nose.
Duke Onkled heard the commotion and found some Pringles.
"DAMNIT!" yelled the boy as he pulled away.
DAY THREE
Today was Duke Onkled's spaghetti Wednesday. Mario and his brother Luigi walked up to Link's window. Luigi grinned and said, "I hope you made lotsa spaghetti!"
Link's smile disappeared. "No." he said. Duke Onkled leaned out of his window, holding a large plate of spaghetti. "Luigi, look!" said Mario, as he staredin disbelief at the plate.
DAY FOUR
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Link was getting desperate. A rabbit flew down in a huge air balloon. Link saw his chance.
"Buy something from here!" he said.
"NO!" yelped THIS NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED BY COLGATE.
"F*** you, THIS NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED BY COLGATE.
DAY FIVE
On Friday, Mario's giant floating head flew down.
"Hey, Mario head! What would you like to eat?" Link asked.
"Do you have any... pizza pie?" Mario asked.
"No!" Link shouted, pointing at the sign.
"MRRRRRRRRR" flew Mario's head.
PAYDAY
Link waited with bated breath for his money. "Oh, boy! I can't wait for my rupees!" Link clapped. Gwonam sighed, "No, there is no moneyyyy."
"No rupees, no PS3!" Link sobbed.
"OAHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!" laughed Harkinian. *camera epicly zooms in on his face while dramatic music plays*
Shortly afterwards, Link was found in the Hyrule river. It was belived to have been the shock, that Link did have enough money in the bank, and Morshu was just yanking his chain.
THE END.
