Right, this is my first poem – go easy on me, and I hope you find it entertaining!!!! xXBillieXx
Hi I'm Yoda
I drink soda
And if you give me
Loads of money
I will teach you yoga!
I'm Obi Wan
I get fake tan
Every once a week
If you wanna larf
Come to the sparf*
And you can take a peek!
My name is (breathe) Darth Vader
I am a (breathe) life-saver
Cos this one time
I stopped a crime
That happened in (breathe) Savers!*
My name is Anakin
I like to drink beer and gin
Once I got drunk
My lightsaber shrunk
Now I'm banned from the F****** inn!
Beep beep beep R2D2
Beep bloop bleep I love you.
Bloop blap zap bloop
Bleep blooping boop
And I hope that you do too.
Greetings, my name is C3P0
I was made by Annie*, you know.
He was just a boy
Used me as a toy
Then I was sold to his son Joe.
No, wait; it was Luke, wasn't it? Oh dear, my memory's meant to be better than this!
*Like a spar or a place where you get make-overed...
*Savers is a shop.
*Annie is Anakin's nickname.
