AN: OK I do not own Twilight Stephenie Meyers does. These are going to be What happens when the Cullens and Bella get online and chat.

Pixie-dancer: Alice

MYBELLA: Edward

Emotionaljazz: Jasper

MikesMeatHouse: Emmett

BlondeAngel: Rosalie

InnocentBella; Bella

Wolvesrock: Jacob

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MYBELLA signed on

InnocentBella signed on

MYBELLA: Hello Love, how are you this tonight?

InnocentBella: Good though I'd love to not be grounded at the moment…… 

MikesMeatHouse signed on

MYBELLA: Oh…..lord here we go.

MikesMeatHouse: swootness! Hey Bell's, Hey bro!

InnocentBella: So got a new word going there Emmett?

MikesMeatHouse: yep!

InnocentBella: FRIG! My foot! *starts shaking leg*

MYBELLA: Are you ok! Are you hurt?! What did you do?~

InnocentBella: it fell asleep! OW!! it hurts to stand! *Hopping up and down and falls now butt hurts*

MYBELLA: I hope you feel better Bella brb

MYBELLA Signed off

MikesMeatHouse: rotflmao!!!

InnocentBella: very funny Emmett

MikesMeatHouse: give it a minute someone will sign on and anytime kid!

InnocentBella: true

MikesMeatHouse: I bet Jasper will be

InnocentBella: yah him no doubt and then we'll be talking till 1 in the morning *blushes*

MikesMeatHouse: *slaps the blush off of ur face*

InnocentBella: ouch!

MikesMeatHouse: better

InnocentBella: it wasn't that kind of blush! He's like a brother! It was more of a "whoops"and plus you know how i am! I can blush over the simplist of things! *blushes again*

MikesMeatHouse: oh srry

Emotionaljazz signed on

MikesMeatHouse: OH! See Bella I called it!

Emotionaljazz: What? Anyway I was reading what was going on and it sucks not being able to use my power!

InnocentBella: Good then I can actually feel what Im really feeling and not influenced by u! that reminds me of something

Emotionaljazz: What?

MikesMeatHouse: what?

Emotionaljazz: what does it remind u of

InnocentBella: oh never mind

Emotionaljazz: ah......don't say stuff that makes me wanna know it kinda sucks when u say nevermind

MikesMeatHouse: I'm soooooo confuzled

InnocentBella: sorry, i was thinking out loud……er... typing

MikesMeatHouse: itss ok

MYBELLA signed on

Emotionaljazz: smack me Edward, please

MYBELLA: *smack very hard* now why did i have to do that

Emotionaljazz: thanks

MYBELLA: ur welcome……I guess…

InnocentBella: Why did you want Edward to smack you Jasper?

Emotionaljazz: because i'm a lame... i wanna see Alice

InnocentBella: ah.....ok

Emotionaljazz: *mutters to self* this is ridiculous...

InnocentBella: u'll see her tomorrow and i have no doubt that she won't be invited to the pool date, suck it up man!

MYBELLA: WHAT POOL DATE?! Why wasn't I informed!

InnocentBella: when I come over to swim tomorrow

MikesMeatHouse: Why am I being ignored?

InnocentBella: You're not being ignored Emmett join in on this lovely conversation! And Jasper you are not ridiculous you just miss ur girl its ok k and speak of the devil

Pixie-Dancer signed on

Pixie-Dancer signed off

Emotionaljazz: damn!

InnocentBella: why did she do that!

Emotionaljazz: i dunno! DAMN!!!

InnocentBella: I agree DOUBLE DAMN!!!!!!

Emotionaljazz: *mutters* come back...

MikesMeatHouse: SEXY TIME!

MYBELLA: heck yeah

InnocentBella: EDWARD!

Emotionaljazz: ha!

Wolvesrock signed on

MYBELLA: yay..........................he's online...........

InnocentBella: Edward please be nice for me…*Bats eyelashes*

MYBELLA: fine I will…but if he gets me angry do not get mad at me for my reactions.

InnocentBella: Thank you Edward! *Smiles and kiss on the lips*

MikesMeatHouse: AH!! TO mushy! See yah!

MikesMeatHouse signed off

InnocentBella: Are you there Jake…Jasper?

Wolvesrock: yeah just waiting for a good entry

Emotionaljazz: yall just talk too much!

MYBELLA: You don't type much do you Jacob?

InnocentBella: I agree with Edward. Do i have to count how many times u type like last time?

Wolvesrock: no, yall just type way to dang fast

MYBELLA: Why don't you just type the alphabet

Wolvesrock: shut up

MYBELLA: well learn to type faster!

Wolvesrock: easier said than done

MYBELLA: Well get learnin'! and Jasper r u alive?

Emotionaljazz: yeah I am. Its quit funny seeing your conversations

MYBELLA: ok just makn sure'

Emotionaljazz: yeah, i'm alive, well not really…

Wolvesrock: well lol im hungry how bouts u guys? I want a cookie brb

Few minutes later…

Wolvesrock: Ok peeps I'm back everythings cool now… *shakes head up and down smoothly with a grin*

MYBELLA: ok mutt keep telling yourself that….

Emotionaljazz: nice Edward! Nobody really care if you're here or not dog

InnocentBella: GET COOKING JACOB!!!

Wolvesrock: oh shush! Wait huh?

InnocentBella: u…need…to…learn…how…to…cook…(says very slow) last time I ate what you cooked *shivers in remembrance*

MikesMeatHouse signed on

MikesMeatHouse: That or get a woman that can

Wolvesrock: I do know who to…HEY! WAIT!

MYBELLA: mac n cheese don't count

Wolvesrock: I know! I'm a good cook and don't even start leach! U cant even cook at all u don't eat!

MYBELLA: well lets prove it! and plus...I have cooked for Bella and she did love my food!

Emotionaljazz: true I was there…she was all happy and stuff

InnocentBella: YEP! I was!!! *smiles with glee*

MYBELLA: JACOB!!!

MYBELLA: Jacob........?

MYBELLA: ............................JACOB? YES OR NO!

MYBELLA: r u cooking? if so don't burn the house down cause u need a place to live

MikesMeatHouse: OMG! Edward is insulting tonight! U GO BRO!!!

Emotionaljazz: uh?* glance and not paying attention* Well See yah I'm going…

Emotionaljazz signed off

Wolvesrock: I am going to face off BLOODSUCKER!!! Oh you wait! Tomorrow Bellas house noon! I have to make my old man food so cooking time for me,……*looks like im gonna die*………

MikesMeatHouse: you did not just say cook

InnocentBella: lol

Wolvesrock: i am cooking up chicken

MikeMeatHouse: - (and chicks!)

InnocentBella: --- and gravy

MYBELLA: *eyes bulging out of their sockets* Bella I had o idea you could think like that! *still looks very stunned*

MikesMeatHouse: Nice Bell's ! Shockn Eddie with a dirty joke

Wolvesrock: huh? I don't get it whats so dirty about cooking

MYBELLA: cooking is an innuendo Jacob. I even knew that!

Wolvesrock: OH!!! SICK! BELLA! HOW! But…ha…tha…ju…no….bye

Wolvesrock signed off

MYBELLA: The dog is gone! *does a happy dance and looks at the clock* Bella its almost 1 in the morning u need sleep. Goodnight love. *kiss's ur forehead*

InnocentBella:Ur right I will night Edward *kiss on the lips (a light peck)*

MYBELLA: *Grins to self*

MikesMeatHouse: Ok we did enough damage for on night. NIGHTS !!!!

InnocentBella: Night boys

InnocentBella signed off

MikesMeatHouse: Arm wrestle?

MYBELLA: You know it!

MikesMeatHouse signed off

MYBELLA signed off

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Ok this is the first chapters of many random conversations! Please review tell me what you liked what you didn't. If you want give ideas.