Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. I don't really own the idea, either. My friend came up with it, and decided to make a story of it.
I know it's not good, but enjoy OOC Naraku ^^
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One lovely day, Naraku was sitting on his couch watching golf. He enjoyed watching golf. It was his favorite sport, and he watched it often. It was a mystery to his maid, Kagura, since she couldn't understand how such a boring activity could even be considered a sport. On this particular day, Naraku was feeling quite lonely, so he called his maid into the Golf Viewing Room.
"Kagura, I want you to call Sesshomaru and have him come over!"
"Have you forgotten that Sesshomaru despises you?" "Tell him that it is urgent, and that he must come at once."
"Yes."
A few minutes later, Sesshomaru stood at the entrance of the Golf Viewing Room. "What do you want, Naraku? I would like to make this as short as possible."
"Ah, Sesshomaru, you're here. Come, sit down," Naraku said, motioning to the spot next to him. "Watch a little golf with me."
"I would rather not." Sesshomaru turned to leave.
"Hold on! What if I told you I could make it worth your while?"
"What exactly do you have in mind?" Sesshomaru asked warily.
"You'll just have to wait and see."
"Sesshomaru reluctantly turned back and sat on the couch, as far away from Naraku as possible.
"Don't you just love golf?" "Not at all."
Then Naraku started to take off his clothes.
'What exactly do you think you're doing?!" Sesshomaru growled and bolted for the door before things got even stranger.
"Try all you want, but you aren't getting out of this room until I say so."
"Sesshomaru tried to open the door, but it was locked. He glared at Naraku.
"You see, I was feeling rather lonely today, and I though you might stay and watch golf with me. Don't worry about this. I feel more comfortable watching golf without any clothes on. If you would like, you could also take your clothes off."
"No.' "At least take those swords off. Why exactly do you have them, anyway?"
"In case you tried something like this," snarled Sesshomaru, reaching for one of his swords.
"Oh! Look at that! He chipped it into the hole for a birdie!"
Sesshomaru hesitated. Seeing as he was being forced to watch golf with someone he was positive was absolutely insane, he had no other choice but to stay.
For the next two hours, Sesshomaru was forced to watch golf. He had to admit, the game wasn't as awful as he thought it was, but he still never wanted to watch it again.
"Well, I suppose you'll be leaving now," Naraku sighed when it was over.
"Yes."
"Oh, if you want your prize, come over at the same time tomorrow. You'll regret it if you don't."
"Don't threaten me," Sesshomaru said angrily as he left.
"I know you'll come," Naraku chuckled, but Sesshomaru was already gone.
The next day, just as Naraku predicted, he found Sesshomaru standing in the doorway of his Golf Viewing Room.
"I knew it."
"What do you want?" Sesshomaru snapped, ignoring the previous comment Naraku made.
"Oh, you want your reward? Well, come here then."
Sesshomaru approached Naraku cautiously. "What is it?"
"Well, since I've promised you something, I've decided to let you watch golf with me every day."
Sesshomaru glared at Naraku. "I'm leaving."
"No you aren't. You'll watch golf with me every day. I won't give you a choice."
Since then, Sesshomaru was forced to watch golf with Naraku for the rest of his life.
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Good thing it's over now, right? ^^
