A/N: My first attempt in writing a Prince of Tennis fanfic. This idea kinda popped-up when I was role-playing with Vix! Or AquaWatercrest to you people. Well, enjoy! Oh, and flames are welcome
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Eiji and Fuji sat next to each other during class, waiting for their teacher. They were playing a very enjoyable game of chess which they got from an old man who passed out in front of the school. No, this is not called thievery, this is the art of borrowing. Yes, borrowing is an art. Why do you think some thieves are successful in robbery? No, they just borrowed all those things…And forgot to return them…Ah who cares. Thieves don't really matter in this story…I think.
The teacher who was clearly very late entered the class…Covered with crayon drawings.
"Sensei, were you attacked by rapid kindergarteners again?" Fuji asked, smirking.
The teacher suddenly started to cuss and was soon taken to the mental institute by gay people in uniform.
Everyone rejoiced until the next teacher came in. "Class, please welcome your new friend. She's a transfer student from Who-Knows-Where. Be nice to her and please don't try to pull any pranks on her, according to her guardian, she's very childish and you if you value your life you shouldn't make fun of her, understand?"
Fuji smirked. "This should be fun," he thought.
Eiji noticed his evil grin and scooted away from him.
"Please come in, Turquise-san," the teacher said.
They waited but no-one came in. "Er…Turquise-san?"
"…I'M LOST!!!"
The teacher greeted his students with a smile before announcing some news.
"You have a new friend today. Please come in, Aqua-san."
A girl with blue hair and eyes entered the class.
"Please introduce yourself, Aqua-san."
"My name is Aqua Watercrest, nice to meet you. (She looks like Vix's avatar…Kind of)"
"Anything else about yourself you would like to add? Hobbies, preferences, siblings?" inquired the teacher.
"I have an older brother who is a doctor. He's working in Germany now. I am living with my friends whose parents are away on business trips. There's Turquise, my best friend, she's also very childish and forgetful; Tsubasa, a plant-addict and a tofu-enarian and Turquise's torturee and there's Kaji: an idiot who loves to swear and dolls. He is also my torturee. Yes, I have the right to torture him because I am a licensed torturer."
The teacher nodded his head before asking Aqua to sit beside our favorite stoic captain of a certain tennis team. The teacher began class.
"…I'M LOST!!!" echoed through the school.
Aqua sighed before a girl with long blonde hair and amber eyes stormed into the class. "Aqua! I'm lost again!" she shouted.
Aqua sighed again before replying. "Turquise, remember what I told you before about—never mind, we all know that you've forgotten already by now. Anyways, take a wrong turn and then another wrong turn and another wrong turn and just go straight. You'll reach your class eventually."
"Okay!" she said joyfully before leaving the class.
"A few wrong turns?" Tezuka asked.
"She forgot which side is right and which is left."
"Ah."
Kaji entered his new class. He regretted not waking up earlier that morning. If he had woken up earlier, Aqua wouldn't have to use that flamethrower to burn one of his precious dolls.
"Hello you *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*ing people, my *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*ing name is Kaji. I'd rather not mention my last name or else Aqua will change it again."
Everyone winced from the swearing. "Do you mind not swearing?" Kawamura asked humbly.
"Yes, I do mind."
"Okay," he said before a tennis racquet was handed to him, "BURRRRRRRNNIIIIIIINNG! STTTOPP SWWWWEEEEAAARRINNG!! COME ON, BABY!"
"I will not stop swearing and I am not a baby, I am a normal teenager with swearing problems and is in a bad mood because of an incident this morning."
The racquet was taken away. "Okay."
Everyone sweat-dropped before the teacher chose a seat for him and started class with a lecture on sweat-drops and how they are unhealthy for the human brain for some illogical reason.
"Class, we have a new student joining us today, please treat him well and try not to hurt him in any way, understand?" he asked the class.
The class nodded except for our favourite viper-like friend. He hissed. That was probably why they call him 'Viper' but it might also be his scary snake-like eyes. Why they call him that, we might never know. Meh, let's just search for the answer later on Google. You can find almost everything…Fine, EVERYTHING there.
The teacher beckoned the new student to enter the class. Unlike the other new student, he wasn't lost and he entered the classroom with a potted plant in his hand.
Everyone stared at the plant that was in the brown-haired boy's hands. "Ohayo, minna-san! I'm Tsubasa, nice to meet you!"
They paid no notice to the boy, just the plant in his hands.
"Why did you bring that plant to school?" someone asked.
"Well, I enjoy gardening and it's not safe at home," Tsubasa answered.
'Someone' nodded his head. "I see, the bugs will get them, right?"
"What?" Tsubasa gasped, "The bugs won't get them! They'll explode along with my plants!"
… The class became silent and confused.
"What do you mean by 'explode'?" the teacher asked.
"At home, Turquise will either explode my greenhouse or burn it down to ashes. If neither, it's probably Aqua using it as a base to burn down Kaji's dolls or a base for a campfire."
Everyone nodded their heads except for Kaidoh who, once again, hissed.
The teacher seated him beside Kaidoh and continued on with his lecture.
"Echizen! Don't forget that we have tennis practice today!" Momoshiro called out. You know, his name is too long. I'll just call him 'Momo' so that I can save time by not typing the last five letters of his last name.
"Hai, Momo-senpai."
The two went off to the guy's tennis courts and carefully avoiding the girls'. They don't know if they're going to ambush them and probably eat them later. But, the people there aren't cannibals, so that means that they are safe…Or so I think.
Tezuka looked at Momo and Ryoma. "You're late."
"Sorry, Tezuka-buchou, we ran into a couple of cannibals," Momo explained.
Tezuka glared at them. "It's not nice to call the girls in the girls' tennis team cannibals."
Momo laughed before explaining, "It's not that, Tezuka-buchou. We ran into a couple of cats and Eiji-senpai and Eiji-senpai was pretending to eat the cats. Since he often says 'Nya', people can take him as a cat easily."
Tezuka nodded. He noticed the new student that was sitting beside him standing behind the fence, muttering to herself. If she had a notebook with her and is a boy, she could pass off as Inui.
Aqua noticed Tezuka and waved to him. "May I watch you guys practice?"
Tezuka nodded.
"My friends want to watch too."
He nodded again. I'm pretty sure that he won't ever say anything when approving something and just nod his head. Is he a life-sized bobble-head?
Aqua took a deep breath before shouting, "Kaji's trying to kill me and he's also trying to exterminate bunnies!"
Tezuka became a little confused before Turquise came running up to her. "Aqua! Are you okay? Where's Kaji?! He's going to get a piece of my mind once I find him."
Aqua pointed her finger to the centre of the tennis court. "Don't worry, Turquise, I've already tied him to that stake, I just wanted you to come as soon as possible and watch them play. No bunnies are in any danger whatsoever."
Turquise breathed a sigh of relief before walking onto the court behind Aqua.
"You must be Turquise-san," said a brown-haired tennis genius.
Turquise gasped. "STRANGER!!!"
Aqua sighed and patted Turquise on the back. "Don't worry, Turquise. He isn't a stranger; he's Fuji, remember?"
"Ack! Mountains can take the form of humans and they know our names!"
Aqua sweat-dropped. "Err...No, we were in the Torturer's Academy together, remember? He was the one I was sharing torturing notes with and he was the one who came up with the plan of match-making Kaji and a rock."
"Oh...No. I don't remember."
"Meh, if you don't remember now, then you never will and me trying to remind you will be hopeless."
"Yep."
"So, I haven't seen you in a while, how have you been? Still torturing Kaji, I see," Fuji said, looking at Kaji who was tied to a stake.
Aqua nodded her head. "Still torturing your teammates?"
Fuji nodded as well before pointing to gallons of Inui juice in a corner. "They don't like its taste. In fact, they get sick from just drinking a sip. Its taste is nothing compared to the Nuriko Special."
Inui heard this and came up to them. "Nuriko Special?"
"Yes, it's the name of our drink that is so horrible that it makes dead people come back to life and vice versa," Aqua explained.
"I see." And thus, Aqua and Inui began exchanging notes on the ingredients needed to make each drink before TEzuka made them run laps because of chatting with them during practice. Aqua and Turquise then sat down on benches that was soon drawn on by Turquise with crayons like she did with the teacher earlier on that morning.
"You know, they're not as good as your brother and their training doesn't seem as hard as what we've done," Turquise commented when she finished her drawing. I pity the people who were supposed to clean up later.
"Yeah, I know," Aqua replied, "Hey, I've got this great idea! Why don't we help train them?!"
"Sure!" Turquise said, practically jumping from excitement.
Aqua got up and went over to here Tezuka was ordering laps to people who we don't know.
"Tezuka-san, is it okay if we help train them? I mean, we've got nothing to do, besides, we have trained too but the training my brother gave us was quite tough, but still," Aqua said.
Tezuka nodded yet again.
"Yay! I'll go call Turquise and Tsubasa!"
As soon as she called them, they asked Tezuka another question, "Where do you keep the baseballs?"
"This is tennis, not baseball," he replied.
"I know that, but baseballs are much harder than tennis balls!" said Turquise.
Tezuka had no answer to the girl's comment and pointed to the storage shed somewhere on that piece of land that none of us knows where for some strange reason.
It was their turn to nod their heads before proceeding to the shed.
They came back soon after with baseballs in baskets in their hands. Aqua dropped her basket on the floor and clapped her hands to get everyone's attention, but then she didn't feel like clapping hands anymore and began whistling and then she got tired of that and said "Kaboom."
Something or someplace far away exploded and everyone turned to her.
"Right, my friends and I will be training you all for a while! So our first practice is to run around the court with a racquet and we'll be aiming baseballs at different places and you have to return the balls we throw at you and aim them at Kaji over there who is tied to a stake," Aqua said, pointing towards a weeping Kaji.
Everyone ran laps and tried to reach the balls with their racquets. Apparently, Inui had made the offer of giving the person who had failed the exercise Inui juice.
Since baseballs are much harder than tennis balls (according to Vix), many got injured and sent to the hospital. Because many students were sent to the hospital, the principal expelled the people who were behind all this.
Aqua, Turquise, Tsubasa and Kaji were expelled from Seigaku and when Aqua's brother heard about this and transfered them to another school. Before doing so, he sent a bottle of Inui juice to the principal who thought it was orange juice and drank it.
He was sent to the hospital after that and was never heard of again. Mostly because everyone forgot about him. He wasn't really all that important, you know. He's pretty useless.
When he was discharged from the hospital, either Turquise or Aqua said 'Kaboom' and the principal exploded into a million and twelve pieces.
The End...For now.
A/N: Ehehe…Yes, I know that this is a strange fic, but I enjoy writing things that don't make sense. Well, to me they don't. Anyways, I'd also like to warn you that Aqua and Turquise and Tsubasa and Kaji are Mary-Sues. Well, Aqua and Turquise are. Kaji and Tsubasa are the male version of a Mary-Sue that I don't know what he's called. Also, I'd like to apologize if the ending seems a bit rushed.
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