A/N- This is one of those scary combination things where two authors join together and write stuff hehe, and this one is VERY VERY scaryGaladriel Shadow and Trika! Beware, we wrote these on Superbowl night *Galadriel Shadow cheers for the grass* what do you mean they don't count as a team? Anyway, we'll probably come up with more, but whatever floats your boat. Review if you think these are GRRRR-ATE or stupid. Long authors note eh?
Disclaimer- We don't own any of this stuff. It's mostly J.R.R. Tolkein with some J.K. Rowling stuff. We do ownum bye!
*Hobbits find potato chip on ground*
Frodo, Merry, and Sam: *Whispering* So, should we have Pippin try it, see if it's poisoned
Take 1
*Frodo licks the One Ring* Aww shoot. (A/N- Frodo is thinking of a ring pop!)Take 2,811
*Frodo licks the One Ring* Ooh, tastes like evil!Everybody Else: *Asleep*
*Frodo holds up the One Ring* Hey look, it's the amazing invisible ring!
*A dragon wonders in*
Frodo: AHH! I thought all the Dragons were gone!
Hagrid: *Voice out* NORBERT!
*Sam trips and spills his dirt from Lady Galadriel. It spills on Pippin's head*
Pippin: Look guys, I've got grass hair!
Sam: *Slaps head*
Take 1
*Sam picks up the One Ring* Frodosomeone dyed the ringTake 1,128
*Merry picks up the One Ring* Propmaster! We need a new ring! All the paint chipped off!*Galadriel looks at the One Ring wondering if she should take it* Umok!
*Galadriel takes over the world with the evil of the One Ring* Okay, where are all the pretty pink flowers?!
Sauron: You evil fiend!
*Legolas is asleep. Gimli flicks Legolas. Legolas pops up and strangles Gimli*
