Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Charmed but if I did it would probably go something like this.

Summary: Three months have passed since the events in the last episode. The gang is enjoying a Greg free existence since he is still recovering from his wounds. Bianca and Henry's relationship has deteriorated once again and they have to try to get back to where they were. Wyatt and Liz prepare for their upcoming wedding and hope that they can pull it off without any demon attacks. Phoebe is about to drive Penny nuts with all the attention that she is paying to her since all her older siblings have moved out. She is also driving everyone else nuts because she is in crazy ass wedding planner mode. Val and Carly finally reveal to the rest of the family what the hell it is that they have been up to. Bianca and Chris have a heart to heart about what is really going on with her and Henry. Meanwhile when Bianca goes missing they must scramble to figure out what has happened to her and why. Chuck's demonic relatives are going to make another appearance this episode. Alan gets closer to Savannah without the other people from the future knowing about it. Chris and Mel are engaged in a war over who can decorate better for Christmas.


Chapter 1: Family Bonding

"This is seriously not normal behavior at all and quite frankly it scares the hell out of me." Wyatt observed as he watched his brother and his cousins go about what they were doing.

"Those three should be analyzed and there is no doubt about it." Chuck agreed with his friend.

"Hey, you should include yourself in that group too you didn't have to marry her. I'm related to all three of them I have no choice in the matter at all." Wyatt replied. What had those two so concerned was it was the day after Thanksgiving and the other three inhabitants of the apartment had decided that it was time to decorate for Christmas.

"I will have you two know that we can hear you and we don't find you funny at all." Henry yelled from where he was across the room. He was stringing lights from the ceiling.

"You guys we barely got through Thanksgiving and now you're decorating for Christmas I don't think that is normal." Wyatt reasoned with his cousin.

Chris scowled at his older brother. "I will have you know that I had to get started early because your baby sister the Christmas Nazi will not beat me this year and I mean it." He said with a determined look on his face.

"Chip, I know that you don't want to sleep on the couch, but if you say another word about us needing to be analyzed you will be. And you will have no one but the damn fish that Hank has on the wall to keep you company." Prue informed her husband.

"Wy, I do believe that we have just been told." Chuck said sharing a look with his best friend.

"So, Wy, are you getting nervous yet?" Henry asked his cousin.

Wyatt looked at him confused. "Why would I be nervous?" he answered a question with a question.

"You're getting married in a week." Prue reminded him like he didn't know that.

"No, there is nothing for me to be nervous about if she was going to change her mind she would have done it already." Wyatt replied.

"I'll just be glad when you guys get married between Penny, Em, and Aunt Phoebe I'm sick of hearing the word wedding." Chris said shaking his head.

"Speaking of things that make me sick." Henry said rolling his eyes when he saw Jake and Lilly shimmer into the living room. Those two were so engrossed in each other that they didn't even notice there was anyone else in the room.

"Don't make me bust the hose out to cool you two off." Chris said bringing them out of their daze.

"Chris, you're crabby if you want I can have a talk with Rach about not giving you any." Jake offered.

"That's quite alright Coop, we're right where we're supposed to be right now." Chris assured him.

"Which is more than I can say for a certain cousin of mine his love life drives me insane." Prue said looking pointedly at Henry.

"What did I do this time?" Henry asked her.

"Hank, you and B are enough to give a woodpecker a headache. What the fuck is with you guys? I mean are you together or not?" Lilly asked.

"We're together we're just not exclusive right now. If that even makes any sense." Henry answered not really wanting to talk about it. Things had been weird for them since they had gotten married and they were still in the process of getting an annulment.

"As a cupid you two make me very sad." Jake told him.

"I'm not talking about this right now. I have important things to do and I really rather not fall off the ladder while I'm doing them." Henry rattled off.

"Wy, where is Lizzie right now?" Lilly asked she had all but moved in with Wyatt since she and Jake got married.

"She had to go have lunch with Aunt Nicole and Tim today. I weaseled my way out of it." Wyatt reported proudly.

"So how did shopping go this morning?" Chris asked. That question was directed towards Lilly and Prue.

"It went great, I didn't realize how much I missed O until she came out with us this morning." Prue replied.

"I wouldn't go to a store today if you paid me. People act nuts the day after Thanksgiving." Henry commented rolling his eyes as he went back to stringing his lights.

"I see that you guys are going all out with you're craziness again." Bianca commented as she shimmered into the room.

"B, I don't know how many times we have to go through this one of these days you're going to shimmer in here without calling first and I'm going end up blasting you on accident." Wyatt told her.

"Shut up Wy, you know that you love me and you wouldn't do anything to hurt me." Bianca said sticking her tongue out at him.

"B, where were you this morning? We wanted you to come shopping with us." Prue asked her.

Bianca shot a glance at Henry before she answered that question. "I was busy with some things." She felt guilty but things had really gotten weird between her and Henry again so she had told him she needed some space.

"If you were up that early doing something you were either in the underworld or you were with someone." Lilly told her calling her on her bullshit.

"I was in the underworld with someone now that's all you need to know." Bianca replied in a lighthearted tone.

"Does anybody know why we have to be at the manor this afternoon?" Chris asked sensing that the current topic was dangerous so he needed to change it.

"Because Carly and Val said that they have something to tell everyone. That scares the hell out of me and I'm not sure that I want to know. It is entirely possible that Troy and Jason are both going to be daddies." Henry said he would have killed anyone else had they said something like that about his baby sister and his baby cousin.

"Henry Victor, don't even joke like that. That would cause my mom to have a heart attack. She is already having a hard time because Jake and I both got married this year. I don't think that she could handle Val being pregnant. Besides that I would have to kill Troy and there are no two ways about it." Prue replied.

"Changing the topic, Prue, why are you guys decorating for Christmas already?" Jake asked his sister.

"Chris and Henry are apparently in competition with Mel as to who can put up the most crap." Wyatt answered rolling his eyes and sighing. One would have thought that he would have been used to the way his brother and cousins behaved but he didn't.


Cole straightened his tie as he caught sight of Nicole. "Sorry I'm late I got held up in court it was an emergency session or they wouldn't have called." He said kissing her cheek before he sat down beside her.

"That's fine trust me I understand the demands of the job." Nicole assured him.

"Where's Wyatt today?" Cole asked Liz.

"Don't ask Cole, because I'm not sure that I believed his reason for not being able to come." Liz said shaking her head. But she knew that she was getting tired of hearing the word wedding so she could only imagine how he must feel. It really wasn't that big of a deal.

"I wouldn't be here if I didn't have to be so don't you talk about my boy Wy." Troy said but his mother had begged him to come and make nice with Tim so that's what he was doing.

"Am I really that bad Roy Boy?" Tim asked his son. Things had gotten better between them that was for sure.

"This has nothing to do with you and everything to do with the fact that I have a crazy girlfriend who woke me up at three this morning to go shopping with her. So I'm going on very little sleep right now." Troy replied.

"Troy, you would have gone whether she woke you up or not." Liz pointed out to him.

"Lizzie, think for a second about who my girlfriend is and then you will realize why I'm so tired." Troy explained to her.

"Troy, there are some things that I just don't need to know so I'm sorry that I asked." Liz said making a disgusted face.

"So, Lizzie, are you getting nervous yet?" Tim asked his daughter.

"Not really, I've been in this position before. But this is Wy I know that everything is going to work out." Liz replied.

"That's good Beth, that boy is crazy about you." Tim told her with a smile.

"I'm crazy about him too." Liz smiled every time she thought about Wyatt.

"You guys have everything that you need right?" Tim asked just to be sure he had helped out with everything he was just making sure that there was nothing that they had forgot.

"Yes, Tim, we have everything. With Aunt Phoebe playing wedding planner there is no way that she would have let us forget to do something." Liz assured him.

"Don't mention that name right now. Those two girls used to be sweet and she has turned them into monsters." Cole said. Phoebe had gone overboard and she had taken Emily and Penny with her.

"That is not a word that I would use to describe Penny or Emily but she has made them just as bad as she is. I can't believe that they have been bugging the shit out of you too Cole." Troy chuckled.

"Phoebe has been sending them to the house on her little errands I can't get any peace. Those two are like a couple of rapid little pitbulls." Cole said shaking his head.

"I'm honestly sick of the word wedding the woman is driving me crazy but she is damn good." Liz admitted reluctantly.

"Just be glad that after next week you don't have to deal with it anymore. Then you and Wy will be placed in the group of annoying ass married people." Troy teased her.

"You're annoying, I don't even like you most of the time Troy. You have no idea how glad I am that you moved out." Liz shot back at him.

"You're not even there half the time anymore you basically already live with Wyatt." Troy countered.

"Shut up Troy, I didn't ask for your opinion on the matter." Liz told him.

"Bitch," Troy said.

"Slut," Liz came back with but she was laughing.

"I wish you two would act like I raised you." Nicole said she was not amused.

"Troy was dropped on the head as a small child mother I'm sure of it. So you'll have to excuse him." Liz replied.

"I wasn't dropped on the head but I'm starting to think that you were." Troy told her.

"Are we sure that they are in their twenties? I think they might be a couple of toddlers." Tim asked.

"They are twenty-five and twenty-six years old and they act like they are two. Actually they were better behaved when they were two." Nicole answered him.

"Nic, I think you're being a little hard on them. I would say that Liz is at least seventeen, it's Troy who is about five." Cole joked with them. He rested his hand on her stomach in a loving gesture.

"So, Nic, how much longer do you have to go?" Tim asked just to make conversation.

"About another month." Nicole answered him. They had actually been getting along pretty well.

"That is if he isn't like Troy who decided to come two weeks late." Tim said falling into easy conversation with her.

"In my own defense I probably had to plan out the badass adventures that I was going to go on." Troy defended himself.

"Knowing you, you were just being difficult as usual and come to think of it you are always late." Liz informed him.

"We can't all be perfect like you Lizzie." Troy replied flipping her off.

"But you could at least try." Liz gave him a fake smile.

"Don't make have to separate you two like when you were little." Tim warned them but he found them highly amusing.

"Bite me Tim." Troy told him.

"I take back what I said about him being five I think he's only three." Cole retracted his previous statement.

"Finally someone else sees it the way that I see it. My baby brother is going to act nothing like that." Liz said.

Troy did a full body shake when she said that. "Lizzie, we need to stop right now. You do realize who we're starting to sound like don't you?" he asked.

"No, we don't sound like them do we?" Liz asked.

"We sound exactly like Prue and Coop right now. Truce?" Troy asked.

"Truce, the last thing we need is to sound like Prue and Jake." Liz replied shaking his hand.


Opening Credits:

Theme:

Chariot- Gavin Degraw

Starring:

Wyatt Halliwell- Wes Ramsey

Chris Halliwell- Drew Fuller

Henry Matthews Jr.- Channing Tatum

Cooper Halliwell Jr.- Paul Walker

Charles Bradford- Alex O'Loughlin

Lila Nicolae- Jordana Brewster

Roman Nicolae- Ben McKenzie

Elizabeth Shane- Bethany Joy Galeotti

Parker Halliwell- Eddie Cibrian

Troy Shane- David Boreanez

Bianca Hoyt- Marisol Nichols

Calleigh Cavanaugh- Anne Hathaway

Rachel Hoyt- Sarah Michelle Gellar

Oriana Hoyt- Jessica Biel

Chord Shane- Jake Gyllenhaal

And

Prue Halliwell- Jenifer Love Hewitt

With:

Melinda Halliwell- Amanda Bynes

Valerie Halliwell- Eliza Dushku

Penny Halliwell- Daneel Harris

Carly Matthews- Sophia Bush

Patty Matthews- Rachel Bilson

Ricky Bradford- Taylor Lautner

Jack Halliwell- Jensen Ackles

Alan Halliwell- Chris Pine

Brady Halliwell- Michael Bublé

Hailey Mitchell- Amanda Seyfried

Puck Cavanaugh- Mark Salling

Paige Halliwell-Daniela Ruah

Dominic Turner- Jonathan Rhys Meyer

Chase Hoyt- Chris Evans

Billy Jenkins- Robbie Amell

And

Emily Bradford- Hayden Panettiere


"I guess that you're all wondering why we asked you to come here tonight." Val said as she and Carly faced their family and friends in the living room of the manor.

"Among other things and we were also wondering why you moved the furniture and put folding chairs in here but carry on." Hank said sarcastically.

"As you guys all know Val and I have been spending a lot more time together than usual the past few months. It's because we've been working on something pretty big." Carly explained.

"Is this something in any way going to get you two arrested?" Mel asked her cousins. She wished they would get to the point already their little meeting had kept her from being able to decorate the living room.

"No, Mel it's not and I wish you would let us finish." Val sighed. "Carly and I have developed our own fashion line. We're not sure if we're going to make anything with it but we did it."

"After a whole lot of work coupled with the fact that we owe grandpa our whole paychecks and allowances for the rest of our lives, we have the finished product." Carly reported proudly.

"Dad, you knew about this and you didn't tell us?" Paige asked her father.

Victor gave her an innocent looking smile. "They're my granddaughters I am entitled to spoil them without telling you guys."

"Why does this require all of our presence?" Prue asked her little sister.

"We'll get to that in just a second." Val answered her and then she turned her boyfriend. "Troy, could you be a doll and carry one of those boxes over here?" she asked and he did it. "Thank you baby." She kissed him.

"So what is the name of this clothing line?" Lilly asked the wheels in her head were turning she could help them with this. She was a business major after all.

"You can ask any question but that question. Because we don't know what we're going to call the whole company yet." Carly told her. "Val, get the box open woman. The natives are getting restless here."

Val pulled a shirt and a pair of jeans out of the box. "This would be our men's clothing line it's called Duds for Dudes."

"That still doesn't answer what the fuck we're doing here." Hank grumbled he was really irritable these days. But then again he tended to get like that when Bianca was keeping him at arm's length.

"Well, darling big brother of mine, we have a deal with Aunt Prue we promised her free models if she got us free exposure. And we were really hoping that you guys would model these clothes for us." Carly said trying to sweet talk him.

"I love it how you guys made a deal with Aunt Prue but it requires us to do the work." Jake said rolling his eyes. "What is it that you guys want me to wear?" he asked.

"Leigh, do we start with causal or formal wear first?" Val asked her partner in crime.

"Let's start with causal and work our way up from there. And I say we alternate between the guys and the girls." Carly said after thinking it over for a minute.

"You can borrow this sexy body anytime you want to." Troy said running his hand up and down his abs.

"I'm glad you said that babe, I have just the outfit for you." Val said handing him a shirt and a pair of jeans.

"You take the guys I'll take the girls." Carly said opening another box.

"It's a deal." Val agreed.

" I don't know whether I should kill them or be proud of them." Phoebe said shaking her head.

Henry beamed at his daughter and niece with pride. "I know that I'm damn proud of them Phoebe. They worked their asses off on this."

"I agree with Henry, these two can actually be serious when they want to be. And I am very proud of them." Coop said.

"Hank, will you put this on?" Carly asked her brother holding out an outfit to him.

Hank so badly wanted to say no he really didn't feel like being here at the moment. But he couldn't refuse her the request when she looked at him pitifully with her big brown eyes. "Give me the damn clothes, if you worked this hard I can't let you down. I'm your big brother I can't disappoint you now can I?" he asked her with a smile.

"Thank you Hank." Carly said kissing his cheek.

"I can't promise you guys that I won't try to steal anything from you because from what I see you did damn good." Prue told them proudly.

"Just for that you can be the first girl." Carly told her.

"You guys are nuts if you think I'm wearing any of those clothes." Parker said firmly.

"Yes you are I don't know why you would say something like that." Val said dismissing his denial.

"So, what do you guys call your female clothing line?" Calleigh asked this was as serious as she had ever seen the two of them.

"Busty and Beautiful, honestly don't ask where we came up with these names but let's just say that one of us watches one too many soap operas and it's not the half whitelighter in this dynamic duo." Carly informed her.

"Shut up bitch." Val shot out at her.

"You know you love me slut." Carly replied sticking her tongue out at her.

"I will have you know that I'm not a slut I have a boyfriend." Val reminded her.

"I have two words for you janitor's closet." Carly said drawing out the words.

"I have two words for you birth control." Val shot back.

"Something tells me I don't want to know what you two are talking about. Because I would only want to kill you." Wyatt said looking between his two little cousins. They probably gave him the biggest fit out of all of his siblings and cousins.

"Wy, you would be better off if you didn't know what we were talking about." Carly agreed with her cousin.

"I can't believe that you two were actually up to something productive for once in your lives. I am both shocked and amazed." Patty told her twin.

"Miracles do occur Charlie, you just have to believe." Val professed solemnly.

"Don't ever say anything like that again sis, you just sounded like a bad Disney movie." Penny chuckled shaking her head.

"I know and that is scary as hell something must be done. I actually sounded like a somewhat reasonable person and we just can't have that." Val agreed with her baby sister.

"I have to ask what made you two think that this was a good a idea?" Emily asked her two friends.

"I'm not really sure, we were just sitting around my apartment one night bored out of our minds and it grew from there." Val explained to her.

"Yeah, the woman talks about Aunt Piper and she has worked me like a slave driver." Carly commented with a roll of her eyes.

"It's not my fault that you make better sketches than I do. Besides that I think that you and I both know that you have the more creative mind." Val said trying to appease her.

"Alright, let's get this show on the road woman. I have a football game to cheer at later tonight." Carly said trying to rush her cousins along.

"I'm ready talk to your cousins they're the ones that are holding us up." Val replied.

"Ok, we will just go change and then we will be right back." Bianca said they had even roped her into this.

"I have to make this kinda quick I have to do an interview before the game. You know it's not all the time that our team makes the state championship." Chuck said with pride he had really turned that team into something.

"We know that's why we scheduled this for this afternoon. Now the less talking you do the quicker we can finish this." Carly acknowledged before ordering him up the stairs.

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"I think that we should do a DNA test just to make sure that those two are the Carly and Val that we know and love. They did one hell of a job." Paige said after they had seen all the clothes those two had designed.

"I know I was floored when those two came to me and made that deal with me." Prue agreed with her littlest sister.

"I thought that I was going to have a heart attack when they came to me with their business proposal. It was flawless, I mean I was so impressed that I didn't know what to say to them at first." Victor said nothing his grandchildren did amazed him but those girls had impressed the hell out of him.

"I can't believe you loaned money to an eighteen year old and a nineteen year old." Phoebe told her father.

"Pheebs, it was a sound business idea and you saw them just now and how passionate that they are, I couldn't tell them no. Besides they both looked up at me with those big brown eyes and I was a goner." Victor replied.

"You need help man, it's bad enough that you allowed Henry, Chris, and Prue to have you suckered. But once you let those two get you wrapped around their little fingers there is no hope for you." Coop commented shaking his head at his father-in-law.

"Coop, you have to admit though those girls did a good job. Now if only we could get Penny and Em to use their powers for good we would be alright." Derek said with a chuckle.

"Derek, if you haven't noticed lately Em and Penny seem to be in the wedding planning business." Eva reminded her husband.

"Actually I will have you know that Penny and I are going to be party planners thank you very much mother." Emily said coming into the room. She was now dressed in her cheerleading uniform and she was holding her baby sister in her arms.

"Right, we have been planning this since we were like nine. We have a standing deal with Roman he gets to cater all of our parties." Penny chimed in.

"Embry, the first thing you need to learn is that you never listen to Penny and Em when they get ideas it will only get you into trouble." Ricky said he was decked out in his football uniform and he was holding his baby brother.

"Gabby, tell your big brother that it isn't nice to talk about your favorite big sister." Emily told the little girl.

"Emily, stop talking out of your ass. The girl knows that I'm her favorite sister." Lilly disputed.

"Sure you are Lilly, for that to happen you would have to know that someone besides your husband exists." Emily zinged her.

Lilly looked down and blushed. "My husband is very nice to look at and he does distract me when he smiles. But I will have you know that Jake and I just babysat for those two last week."

"Billy, are you and Ricky nervous?" Billie asked her son.

"No, mom, I'm fine but I am excited as hell." Billy replied.

"You guys are all coming right?" Ricky asked. And he got a resounding 'yes' as an answer.

Hank looked at Bianca hopefully. "B, I was hoping that maybe you would go to the game with me."

"I guess I could manage that. I'll still have time to make the other thing that I have to do tonight." Bianca replied.

"It's a date then." Hank said with a smile. He wished that things didn't always have to be so complicated between them.


The next morning Bianca was sitting at her kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of her when Chris orbed in. She had asked him to come because he was her best friend and she really needed to talk to him. If she didn't talk to someone soon she was going to go insane.

"Alright, B, I'm here. I'm giving up my well needed sleep to talk to you so this better be good." Chris said by way of greeting. He went to the coffee pot and poured himself a cup before he sat down across from her.

"Chris, I'm just so confused right now that I don't know where to begin." Bianca admitted.

"Start with what's bothering you the most and then work your way down from there." Chris suggested.

"Hank and I broke up again." Bianca stated flatly. What Henry had said about them still being together had been a lie he told to keep Prue off of his back.

"How long have you two been broke up?" Chris asked.

"About a month things got really weird for us right after Jake and Lilly got married and we haven't been able to get in the groove since." Bianca explained.

"And you being you asked him for space so you could sort your feelings out. B, I wish that you would see that you don't have to push people away." Chris said rolling his eyes.

Bianca sighed. "I wish it was as simple as that Chris but it's a lot more complicated than that. While we were in Vegas, Hank and I got married. I'm not saying that it was the smartest thing that either of us has ever done but we were drunk." She admitted.

Chris didn't know what to say so he just shook his head. "I don't know what to do about you two sometimes. I swear you both drive me nuts."

"Chris, we were both feeling pretty low that night so we did the one thing that made us feel less alone." Bianca explained to him.

"Why were you two feeling bad?" Chris asked curiously.

"You know how Greg has left us alone for the last few months?" Bianca asked.

"Yeah, I just assumed it was because he was planning something." Chris answered her.

"That's not it at all Chris. That day after you guys left he acted like he was going to throw a fireball at me and Hank shot him without batting an eye." Bianca told him. He was the only person that she had all that to.

"B, before you even say anything you are worth it." Chris told her firmly he knew the way that her mind worked.

"Needless to say we did file for an annulment and it won't be final for another few days. I know that I still love him but I just needed this time to myself." Bianca replied.

"You two are meant to be, I'm sure of that. But you pushing him away isn't helping matters any at all. He loves you with everything that he is and I don't know what more he can do to prove that to you. Though if you still love him I'm not sure what you're doing seeing other people." Chris said he had her pegged.

"I don't know either, I guess I just wanted to prove to myself that no other man can do it for me." Bianca said she really wasn't sure what her reasoning was.

"B, I have to tell you something now." Chris said staring at her intently.

"We're best friends, Chris, you can tell me anything." Bianca assured him.

"B, in the other time line you and I were engaged." Chris said he was only giving her the bare minimum she didn't need to know yet that she had died trying to help him.

"Of course we were, because it only adds fuel to my fucked up love life." Bianca sighed shrugging like it wasn't a big deal.

Chris reached into his pants pocket and pulled something out. "I don't know what else to do with this but I guess I want you to have it since it's yours anyway."

Bianca took the engagement ring from Chris. She studied the lone diamond set in the band. It wasn't much to look at but it was the thought behind it that counted. "Chris, how did you get this?" she asked him there was a hint of confusion in her voice.

"Aunt Paige kept it safe for me all these years. And now I'm giving it back to you." Chris explained.

Bianca handed the ring back to him. "Chris I can't take this."

"I don't see why you can't. It is rightfully yours." Chris countered.

"Chris, I can't take that because it's not mine anymore. I think you know who you should give that to." Bianca told him in reply.

"I can't give this to Rach, if that is what you're insinuating." Chris disputed there was just something that wasn't right about that.

"That wasn't the Hoyt woman I was talking about and I think you know that. I always thought that you were smarter than that." Bianca said shaking her head at him.

" I don't think our daughter would be very happy if she found out that you were referring to her as a Hoyt woman. That girl is nothing but a stubborn ass Halliwell woman." Chris chuckled.

Bianca consulted her watch and then looked at Chris. "Peanut, you know that I love you and I really appreciate you coming over this early in the morning. But unless you want to see something that you really don't want to see you should leave now."

"Because you have a date this early in the morning. Don't act like you're shocked that I know that, I know you very well Bianca Lyn. Just tell me that you're not seeing Mal again." Chris replied. He knew that Henry could stand for her to see any man but him.

"I'm not seeing Mal again I wouldn't do that to Hank. But still I don't think you'll be very happy seeing me with a man who isn't your cousin." Bianca reasoned with him.

"Good point, I'm glad that we had this talk. I just want you to think about what I said. He is just as stubborn as you are. You need to talk to him. But I love you, you pain in the ass." Chris kissed her cheek before he orbed out.


Henry grunted when he rolled over in bed and found that there was a warm lump lying there next to him. Judging by the size though he knew whom it was so he turned back the other way only to be greeted by a sloppy kiss from his dog. "Off the bed Nash, you know that you're not supposed to be in bed with me when Goose is here." he said trying to push the puppy off the bed. The movement did nothing but wake Alan up he made soft cooing noises at his big brother.

Henry scooped his baby brother up in his arm. "When did you get here Goose?" he asked. He then noticed a note on his nightstand that was from his dad. It explained that he and Paige needed to sleep in and he hoped he didn't mind watching his brother for a couple of hours. Like he would ever mind watching Alan, his parents had seriously just made his day. Nash laid his head on his leg in a sign that he wanted to be petted. He ran his hand over the dog's head and then he rubbed his long silky ears. "This is a silly puppy but he is just so cute that I can't stay mad at him. I bet you want to pet him." He took his little brother's hand and rubbed it over Nash's ears. "Come on big boy, let's let him out and get you something to eat." He found his brother's diaper bag and slung it over his shoulder. He put the dog out on the balcony before making his way to the kitchen.

Prue was straddling Chuck's lap as they sat at the kitchen table making out. Henry covered Alan's eyes. "I wish you two wouldn't do that there is a minor in the room." He tried his best to sound disgusted.

"It's not my fault that I can't help myself. I just so happen to be married to the best high school football coach in the state of California." Prue bragged.

"It's not the big deal that you're making it out to be. Those boys did all the work." Chuck replied blushing.

"But you do have to admit that you feel pretty damn good this morning." Henry commented.

"I feel amazing I remember this feeling from when I played. I know that those boys are on cloud nine right now." Chuck replied with a big goofy grin on his face.

"What are you doing with Alan?" Prue asked her cousin.

"Mom and dad needed to sleep in this morning so dad orbed him over early this morning." Henry explained.

Prue took Alan out of his arms. "Hi sweet boy, I don't feel like I ever get to see you anymore." She cooed at him.

"Prue, you see him just about everyday." Henry said flatly.

"Leave me alone. If you are going to be crabby go back to bed." Prue replied sticking her tongue out at him.

"Don't you two children start this morning. I really rather that I didn't have to listen to you guys argue." Liz said walking into the room with Wyatt.

"We weren't arguing we were only picking at each other Lizzie." Henry said giving her a charming smile.

"I see your parents are invoking their right to use you as their babysitter again." Wyatt chuckled as he went to tickle Alan's belly.

"Yeah, but I don't mind I love the little guy." Henry shrugged.

"Speaking of little brothers, have you seen mine?" Wyatt asked he found it odd that Chris wasn't up and about yet.

Henry just gave him a shrug. "I don't know where C. Perry is and with him there is probably no telling either." If he knew that Bianca had just told him everything he wouldn't be so calm.


"Mels, it is just a little ridiculous that we have been up since five this morning decorating the inside of this house." Paige told her aunt. In the time that they had been up they had managed to make the interior of the house look like the North Pole had exploded in there.

"If you didn't want to help me you wouldn't have got up that early. You are your father's daughter about most things. But when it comes to your ridiculousness with a certain son of the former source you are just like your mother." Mel replied almost glaring at her.

"I of course don't know what you're talking about Melinda." Paige said trying to play innocent.

"Call me that again and I will make you go back to calling me Aunt Mel." Mel countered. She had told her that there was no need for her to put the aunt in front of her name because they were so close in age.

Paige held her hands up in a sign of surrender. "Ok, I get it, I won't call you by your given name anymore. But I still don't know what you're talking about."

"You know damn well that I'm talking about you and Dom." Mel said she wasn't going to let her just skate by on this topic anymore.

"We need time apart Mel, sometimes I feel like the only reason we got together is because the world was going to hell around us and we needed to be together so we didn't feel alone. Now I have a chance to see if he is really the one for me or if I just settled for him. I mean he never even gave me a damn ring." Paige replied.

Mel fought the urge to smack her upside the head. She was just as dense as her mother dared to be when it came to matters of the heart. "Paige, you are not allowed to talk to me for the next five minutes just for that comment. You're breaking my heart here woman." she joked.

"I can't help it it's like you said I am just my mother's daughter sometimes. The truth be told I'll probably go back to him soon." Paige admitted.

"You make me want to strangle you within an inch of your life sometimes." Mel told he shaking her head.

"The feeling is mutual, Piper." Paige smirked at her.

"Don't call me Piper, Bianca." Mel shot back. Those two had pretty much formed an unholy alliance and it was only made worse when they threw Patty in the mix with them.

"Don't call me Bianca, Grams." Paige had pretty much just taken her life in her hands by calling her that.

"I will kill you if you call me Grams again. Besides that you're like Piper Halliwell the third." Mel retorted.

"Truce?" Paige asked hopefully. Mel was the one person that she didn't want to start a war with.

"Truce," Mel agreed shaking hands with her to seal the deal.

"So what else do we have to do to the inside?" Paige asked after surveying their work.

"We just have to get a tree and put it up." Mel answered her.

"What about the outside?" Paige asked.

"If those boys know what's good for them then they have those lights up on the roof and everywhere else I told them to put them." Mel replied.

"Mel, let me ask you a question. Why do you go all out like this for Christmas?" Paige asked.

"Because when I was little Chris was always big into Christmas he loved decorating the house. And since I'm closer to him than I am to Wyatt I went right along with him. It became tradition for us to see how much crap we could put up in the house. Now it's war and I have to beat him at decorating. It's just one of those things that we do together. Last year I beat him so this year he may actually give me a run for my money. But he doesn't exactly play fair he has Hank and Prue helping him they are just as crazy about this stuff as he is. All I can manage to get is a bunch of reluctant helpers." Mel explained to her.

"Hey, I'm right there with you when it comes to being a nut. I didn't mind helping or I wouldn't have done it." Paige said giving her a grin.

"You and I are a couple of peas in a pod. I think everyone is scared shitless because we have been spending so much time together." Mel chuckled.

"They better be scared there is no telling what you and I can cook up with no one around to stop us." Paige agreed laughing.


Ricky smiled when he opened his eyes and saw the most beautiful woman in the world sitting on the edge of his bed with a newspaper in her hand. "What do you have there?" he asked his voice still husky with sleep.

"I just have something that I need my boyfriend the football superstar to sign for me." Patty answered coyly.

"Do I know this boyfriend and is he going to try to kick my ass for his girlfriend being in my bedroom?" Ricky asked playfully.

"I think you might know him very well beings that you do see him everyday when you look in the mirror." Patty replied just as playfully.

Ricky took the paper out of her hands and set it on the nightstand. "Come here you I woke up earlier and you were gone I don't like it when your side of the bed is cold." He said pulling her down on the bed with him and wrapping his arms around her.

Patty turned her head and kissed him. "You act like I spend all my time over here Mr. Bradford."

"No, you just happen to spend a lot of time in my bed Ms. Halliwell. I don't mean to carry tales but I happen to like it that way." Ricky replied pulling her closer to him.

"I like it that way too. We've only got about eight more months of this before the real world gets in the way." Patty said with a sigh. She hated thinking about what would happen to the two of them once they went off to college.

Ricky pressed a kiss to her temple. "A lot can happen in eight months and besides that we might end up going to the same college you never know."

"I hope so because I really don't know how to spend time without you." Patty replied laying her head on his shoulder.

"I don't know how to spend time without you either." Ricky admitted they had always been together even before they started dating. "Now, what is it that you want me to sign?"

Patty picked up the paper and showed it to him. There he was on the dressed in his uniform throwing the football. "You made the front page of the sport's section." She was so proud of him that it wasn't funny.

"You seriously want me to sign this for you?" Ricky asked.

"Yes, I want to be able to say that I was the first one to have your autograph before you were famous." Patty told him it sounded cheesy as hell but it didn't make it any less true.

"It's not a big deal Charlie, it was just one little football game." Ricky said but he took out a pen and signed the paper for her.

"Ricky, as a rule of thumb girlfriends tend to be proud of their boyfriends when they do what you did last night." She explained to him like he was dense.

"If you really want to show me how proud you are of me then I'm sure you wouldn't have a problem staying in bed with me for a little while." Ricky said letting his hand work its way up her shirt.

"I would love to honey but I'm starving. And I know that you're always hungry so I figured that I would make us some breakfast." Patty replied.

"Food is good now that you mention it I am a little hungry." Ricky agreed.

"I know you, you are just like your brother you're always really hungry." Patty teased him.

"I'm a wolf at least I have an excuse." Ricky said not the he minded being compared to Chuck.

"Should we wake Em up and see if she wants anything?" Patty asked.

"Yeah, let's wake that brat up and see if she's hungry." Ricky said pulling himself out of bed.


Alan was forced to conclude that he was absolutely out of his mind as he looked at the blonde lying on the fold out bed next to him. Jack, Paige, and Dom would all kill him for what he was doing the only one who would be able to understand his actions even a little bit would be Brady. And then even he would have a hard time understanding why he was behaving in this manner.

He pulled her closer to him knowing that once they left this bed any type of truce they had would be over for the moment. And for right now all he wanted to do was hold onto the good things he was feeling.

"What time is it Albie?" Savannah asked his movements had awakened her.

"It's still early go back to sleep." Alan told her kissing her bare shoulder.

"You realize that we would both be dead if they knew that we've been doing this don't you?" Savannah asked him her southern accent coming out.

"Yeah, I know and I'm not looking forward to having Paige and Jack vent their tempers at me when they find out either. Dom and Phil won't be so bad but both my cousin and niece have Piper Halliwell tempers." Alan replied.

"Trust me I know that just as well as you do." Savannah chuckled.

"How much longer do you think we can keep this up?" Alan asked it was a serious question he had been dreading everyone finding out about them since they started this.

"It's better than nothing isn't it?" Savannah asked in reply.

"Yeah, I'm just afraid of what's going to happen when the bottom falls out like it did last time." Alan admitted.

Savannah turned on her side to face him. "Let's not think about what's going to happen later. Let's just live in the moment."

"Would it be alright if I told you that in this moment I really love you?" Alan asked.

"Albie, we promised that we weren't going to do this to each other. It's only going to make it harder if we have to stop seeing each other." She said sighing.

"Sorry, you know me I'm an empath I'm all about feelings." Alan apologized.

"You know that I love you too Albie, it's just so complicated right now. I don't know that things are ever going to be easy for us." Savannah replied love shouldn't have to be so hard but for them it always was.

"I guess we'll just have to take what we can get when we can get it." Alan mused.

"That is pretty much the consensus I have come to on the matter too. Now shut up and kiss me we don't have much longer before they're going to start to miss us." Savannah ordered him.

Alan pulled her into a passionate kiss. "I really like kissing you." he said as a goofy smile made its way across his face.

"And I really like that you have stopped being so crabby since we started sleeping together." Savannah replied with a grin of her own.

"I'm pretty sure that everyone else appreciates that too." Alan agreed with a laugh.

"Shit, if that's the case I suck at being an evil dictator I'm not supposed to make their lives easier." Savannah joked. She really didn't know what or who she was anymore.

"Let's not talk about that either, just let me hold you until we have to leave." Alan pleaded.

Savannah kissed him. "I would like that a lot." She said before snuggling into him. They would both be dead if someone were to walk into the back room of P3 but neither of them could bring themselves to care at the moment.


Jake couldn't help smiling as he watched Lilly sleep the last few months had been the best of his life. He loved waking up to her every morning knowing that she was his wife. He very gently brushed some of her long raven hair out of her face. He bent down and pressed a tender kiss to her lips.

Lilly woke up and deepened the kiss. "That is not a bad way to wake up at all." She told him with a smile.

"Good morning Mrs. Halliwell, I love you." Jake replied with a silly grin.

"I love you too Mr. Halliwell." Lilly told him.

"I really don't want to get out of bed today." Jake whined.

"We have to get out of bed at some point you know as well as I do that we're all hanging out tonight." Lilly reminded him.

"But we just saw my sister yesterday. I don't have a problem with seeing Chuck but my sister drives me crazy." Jake stressed. He and Prue didn't get along any better just because they were both married.

"You and Prue are both ridiculous and you two need to play nice together." Lilly scolded him lightly.

"Does that apply to you and Ro too?" Jake asked his wife in a teasing manner.

"Ro is my twin brother if I didn't fight with him he wouldn't know what to do with himself." Lilly replied.

"Honey, you have to remember that for all intensive purposes Prue is my twin sister. We are a week apart, we only fight so much because we're so damn close." Jake pointed out to her.

"I know that but you two have a tendency to get on everyone's nerves with how much you fight." Lilly countered.

"It's part of our charm." Jake said giving her a charming grin.

"As charming as I find you I could do without that part of your charm." Lilly told him getting out of bed.

"Where are you going?" Jake asked her.

"I'm hungry, I'm going to get some breakfast." Lilly informed him.

"But I want you to stay in bed with me." Jake pouted.

"Come on I know that you have to eat after what we did last night. I promise if we have time we can come back to bed." Lilly said pulling him out of bed by the arm.


Emily was sitting in the kitchen of her parent's house when Penny hearted in with a frown on her face. "What's wrong Pen? You look pissed my friend." She asked.

"Do you happen to know what the penalty for killing your mother is?" Penny asked in a conversational tone as she sat down.

"Since this is Phoebe we're talking about a court would be lenient. They would admire your restraint for not killing her sooner." Derek assured her.

Eva shot her husband a look. "Why do you want to kill Phoebe, sweetie?" she asked looking for the cause of her frustrations.

"The woman is driving me nuts Aunt Eva. She is smothering me if I leave her sight for two seconds she has a fit. Poor Phil would complain too if he knew any better." Penny said throwing her hands up in the air.

"Penny, you're going to have to give her a little bit of time." Eva told her.

"I'm going to kill Val dead, this is her fault. She could have dealt fine with Prue and Jake getting married but no Val just had to move out and make it worse on me." Penny sighed she didn't know how much longer she could take her mother smothering her.

"Phoebe is having a hard time right now Penny. Her oldest two just got married and then Val moved out. You're just going to have to be patient with her. You are the only one of her oldest four still at home you are going to bear the brunt of her insanity right now." Eva explained.

"Aunt Eva, you're not being crazy right now and Chuck and Lilly got married too. Hell you let Em and Ricky live up the street by themselves. Fuck, for me to even be here right now I had to tell her that I was going to see my sister. Thank God I have two of them and Val will lie for me about me being with her." Penny raved.

"Penny, your mom is a very clingy person I figured that out the first time that I met her. And she has always been bad about you kids. You're kidding yourself if you don't think she calls your brother and sisters everyday to see what they're doing. But you can hide out here as long as you want. We'll just tell her that you and Em are being her little wedding planners and everything will be fine." Derek assured her.

"Thanks, Uncle D, I really don't want to have to kill my mom." Penny said rubbing her hands over her face.


"I would like to know how it is that B doesn't have to show up for this damn torture." Chase said crossing his arms over his chest. He was sitting in the kitchen of his mother and father's home. Actually it was his house too he had yet to move out.

Maria smacked her little brother on the back of the head. "Shut up Frankie, having breakfast with mom and dad isn't torture." She told him.

Chase scowled at her. "Stop hitting me and don't call me Frankie, you know that I don't like it Sophia."

"I would argue with you but it's not even worth it." Maria said rolling her eyes at him.

"I'm with Chase, where the hell is B?" Oriana asked.

"All you three do is bitch and complain. I don't know where your sister is but she knew about this so she is probably just ignoring the fact that I asked her to come over here." Lyn told them.

"Tyler, I warned you about marrying into this family." Frank said addressing his son-in-law.

"I'm used to them, I might as well be. Chase and O spend more time at my house than they do here." Tyler replied like it wasn't a big deal.

"Hell, we shared an apartment with B for like two years. He deserves to be made a saint just for that." Maria chimed in.

"Because no man should have to deal with you two and the way you fight all the time." Frank agreed his daughters all gave him fits.

"It was worse when B was an A-L-C-O-H-O-L-I-C." Maria said spelling out the word alcoholic so that her daughter didn't know what she was talking about.

"That was bad my personal favorite was when she would sleep until five in the afternoon." Tyler agreed with his wife.

"Mommy, where's Aunt B? She promised me that she would be here." Lyn asked innocently.

"I don't know sweetie, but I'll find out." Maria said. She pulled out her cell phone and dialed her sister's number. The phone just kept ringing but finally she picked up.

"Maria, I don't know why you're calling me right now I'm standing right behind you." Bianca said hanging up her phone while she rolled her eyes at her older sister.

"Aunt B," Lyn yelled out running into her arms.

"Hi baby, I told you that I would see you today. I was just running late I had papers to grade this morning." Bianca said telling her niece a little white lie.

"Nice of you to finally join us B." Maria said she could tell that something was up with her sister she just didn't know what it was.

"I told you I was grading papers, Sophia." Bianca said using her sister's given name.

"I really don't care what you were doing Bianca. I was just wondering." Maria said like it wasn't a big deal. In the back of her mind it occurred to her that her sister was behaving the way that she had when she was drinking. But she felt bad for even thinking that but she was going on her past behavior.

"Maria are you and Oriana in a competition to see who can fight more with your sister?" Frank asked out of curiosity.

"No, B knows that I love her and I just like giving her a hard time." Maria said kissing her sister on the cheek.

Bianca wrapped her arms around her older sister. "I love you too you pain in the ass."

"I can't believe you use such language in front of my niece." Oriana said trying to sound indignant.

"O, she plays with Jeremiah meaning she has been around Paige. You know that my daughter does not have an edit button on her mouth. Therefore I assure she has heard a lot worse than ass." Bianca replied sarcastically.

"Speaking of Paige, I'm going to have to tell you what she called me the other day." Oriana said.

Bianca laughed. "I already know because she told me and I thought it was funny."

"I hate to sound whiny like one of these girls, but can we please eat? I'm starving." Chase pleaded. He was talking to his mother when he said that because he knew that Frank would take his sisters' side over his.

Frank just shook his head. "Chase, when your big sisters kick your ass I'm not going to stop them. And trust me when I say that Maria and Frank Jr. will kick your ass. You might have a chance against Oriana but don't count on it."

"Dad, just this once can you pretend that you love me as much as you love B?" Chase asked.

"Chase, you're my only boy you know that I love you. B is just my Frank Jr. she is a lot more like me than is healthy for her. You're not far behind her though you just have yet to grow into your Hoyt genes but it's going to happen for you buddy I promise." Frank assured him.

"I get it now B." Tyler told his sister-in-law. She knew damn well what he was talking about.

"I know I've been trying to tell you for years that I had to move out because of the youngest two but you didn't believe me." Bianca replied.

"I always hung out with you older two and I knew that you guys were bad so I didn't dream that they were worse than you." Tyler replied.

"Ty, if I didn't love you like a big brother I would kill you for that comment." Bianca said punching him affectionately on the arm.

Tyler grinned for her that was something big. He put her in a headlock and rubbed his knuckles over her scalp. "I love you too trust me you're the annoying little sister that I never wanted but I got you anyway." He teased.

"Daddy, don't you hurt my Aunt B." Lyn scolded her father.

"I'm not going to hurt her trust me you can't hurt an old war horse like her. Besides that your Uncle Hank would kill me." Tyler assured the little girl.

"Tyler, you know that I do my own killing I don't contract it out. Because if you want something done right you have to do it yourself." Bianca professed solemnly.

"I swear there is no hope for that girl I don't even know why I like to think that there is." Lyn said shaking her head.

"Mom, can we please eat now?" Chase begged again.

"Mom, feed your little princess before he dies of starvation." Bianca said rolling her eyes.

"Mom, tell daddy's little buddy to shut up before I kick her ass." Chase retorted.

"Chase, I own you now you better not forget that. I know you don't want me to mention certain things in front of your mother." Bianca said she of course was referring to his pot growing company.

"I'm sorry sissy, I love you." Chase said trying to kiss up to her.

"Spare me Chase." Bianca rolled her eyes.

"Ok, let's eat before those two tear my kitchen apart fighting." Lyn said finally.


A/N: Here's the first chapter of the new episode I hope you guys enjoyed it. Val and Carly pretty much threw everyone for a loop with their little surprise about what they have been doing with their time. Henry and Bianca just give me one more headache. I don't know if those two are ever going to get their shit straight. Jake and Lilly are now just as annoying as Prue and Chuck. Alan is living dangerously right now, he is going to be in a world of trouble if they ever find out that he has been sleeping with Savannah behind their backs. I know that the younger kids didn't have a very big role last episode so I will try to fit them in more in here. Until next time please review.