Okay, so I'm sitting here watching Faithfully, and I realize how annoyingly scruffy Bobby is. Anyone know why? It's his cry for attention from Alex!! That's just all it is. If she paid more attention, he wouldn't be so scruffy. Ha! Please review!

Disclaimer: Oh, so not mine.

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Robert Goren was feeling exhausted as he stepped out of his shower and grabbed a towel. Running it over his head, he stepped in front of the mirror and wiped the condensation from the glass. "Damn it!" He spun around, wrapping the towel around his waist. "Eames? What the hell are you doing here?"

She stepped through the fog and held her hand up, revealing the razor. "Doing something that should have been done months ago." Taking advantage of his surprise, she grabbed his arm and shoved him to the floor.

He looked up at her with fear as she brought the razor down against his flesh. "Eames...?"

She grinned as she leaned down and brought the razor down over and over again in swift, fluid motions.

He clenched his eyes shut and didn't open them until he felt her move off of him.

She got to her feet and grinned as she wiped the blade off. "Much better," she said proudly, tucking the razor away.

He slowly raised his hand and rubbed his smooth jaw. "Wow, no nicks..." he murmured curiously.

She smirked as she reached down and took his hand, pulling him to his feet. "I've been practicing." Leaning up, she kissed him softly, then disappeared into the steam again.

His eyes widened. "Eames?" For a second, he wondered if this had been a dream. He pinched himself, then looked in the mirror. It was as smooth as a baby's, and he ran his hand over it again.

"Next time it's the hair."

He spun around, but there was no one in the bathroom, and he shivered.

The End!

A/N: Hehehe. If Alex would just pay attention... Or maybe he'd shave if you guys reviewed!