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Chapter 1: Chat room 1: Exams Are Over, Periods, and Summer Vaycay.

Mikan's POV

I turned on my computer.


TangerineJuice has logged on. Money&Technology has logged on. AnimalScents has logged on. Fire has logged on. Cookies'n'Cooking! has logged on. TotallyScience has logged on. Me, Myself, and My Clones has logged on. Steppin'OnYourShadow has logged on.

TangerineJuice: Hallelujah! Exams finally ended!

Fire, Money&Technology, Cookies'n'Cooking!, Totally Science, Me, Myself, and My Clones, Steppin'OnYourShadow, and AnimalScents responded.

TangerineJuice: Waaaaa~ Finally, exams ended!

Fire: You say that 'cuz you failed.

TangerineJuice: Hey! At least I have the creativity enough to make a unique name! Fire! How bland!

Fire: My chat name is so plain and bland that it is unique enough because it isn't used much. And also it's my Alice, so counter that.

TangerineJuice: ...Shut up. So anyway, Ruka-pyon, Hotaru, y'all haven't written anything yet.

Money&Technology: I just wanted to watch you two fight, but unfortunately, it's boring me.

AnimalScents: Hi. There. I've written something bitch.

TangerineJuice: R-Ruka! Are you on your period...?

Everyone: OMG!

Fire: I swear, Ruka. If you are you I'm leaving.

AnimalScents: Gomen, Sakura-san. But it's like there's some demon controlling me ever since I lost my bunny, Ra-chan. I'm so- not sorry. You're too happy-go-lucky and everything that happens to you you act like it's nothing! What. The. Hell!

TJ: ...Okay...? So Anna and Nonoko-chan, what are you two doing?

Cookies'n'Cooking!: I'm baking apple pie to eat later. I have so many already baked I don't if I can eat them all!

TotallyScience: Why didn't you just stop baking then?

Cookies'n'Cooking!: ...Sincerely, I can't answer that Nono-chan.

TJ: ...Then, Nonoko-chan. What are you doing?

TotallyScience: Just makin' chemical fusions. Last one I did exploded!

TJ: Really? Hey, Misaki-sempai, Tsubasa-sempai, I heard you two are engaged! Congrats!

Steppin'OnYourShadow: *blushing terribly*

Me, Myself, and My Clones: *blushing even more*

Fire: It's about time. Gosh, y'all gave each other hints that you liked each other so many times, I bet Polka could see them.

TJ: Yeah, I could. Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Hey! You started calling me Polka again! Idiot was enough...

Money&Technology: I seriously need money. I thought Ruka's period could make it to the charts but nooooo. It had to be anger.

AnimalScents: You know what Imai? You're a gold digger. One son of a bitch who needs to learn how to stop blackmailing innocent people. Meaning me. You're such a b-

AnimalScents has logged off.

Everyone except Fire: *shivers*

AnimalScents has logged back in.

Cookies'n'Cooking!: *gulp* H-Hotaru... What did you do to him?

Money&Technology: He had something to say so we talked. Talking battling style. Here, I'll show you.

AnimalScents: Nooooooo! Don't Imai!

Money&Technology has uploaded a video. Video File Name: Ruka Nogi: Ass-whopping.

After a 10 minutes of senseless beating of Ruka Nogi.

TJ: ROTFLAMAO!

Fire: What?

TJ: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off!

Steppin'OnYourShadow: *Gasps mockingly* Kohai! How could you speak such a word!

TJ: Oh please, I'm 15!

Steppin': I'll give you ice cream if you stop...

TJ: Yes Sir! *stars in eyes*

Everyone: So easy...

TJ: So Hotaru, what're you gonna do for summer vacation?

Money&Technology: Probably win the Alice Award and go home to see my mother and father.

TJ: What about everyone else?

C'n'C!: Maybe I'll spend my time in the kitchen cooking up recipes and read cooking books and cooking books about ingredients!

TS: Probably studying about chemicals and experimenting them.

TJ: *smirks* What about you sempais?

Both: Nothing! Nothing at all! *both blush*

Fire: Probably planning their marriage. *reading manga*

M&T: *gets Yen-signed eyes* I could get serious money for the number one heartthrob Tsubasa, and the other heartthrob Misaki. *starts counting how many Yen that adds up to* *starts shaking Misaki and Tsubasa* You two have to invite me to you two's wedding! You have to!

M,M, and MC: Hai, hai... *sweat-drops*

TJ: What about you Ruka-pyon?

AS: *in the corner rocking back and forth murmuring something*

TJ: Okay...? So what about you Natsume?

Fire has logged off.

TJ: How rude of him!

C'n'C!: He probably had something to do.

TJ: He still could've said bye or whatever! Hmmp!

TS: Well, Mikan-chan... explosion... can't breathe...

Totally Science has been disconnected.

C'n'C!: ...I should probably check on her... Bye...

Cookies'n'Cooking has logged out.

M&T: Well, good-bye. I don't feel like staying... I arranged another talk with Ruka...

AS: Hey! Don't you dare come near m-!

Money&Technology has logged out.

AnimalScents has been disconnected.

TJ: So... Sempais-

Steppin': Sorry kouhai, I gotta go. C ya!

Steppin'OnYourShadow has logged out.

TJ: So Misaki-sem-

M,M, and MC: Same thing! Bye!

Me, Myself, and My Clones has logged out.

TJ: *sigh* Might as well log off.


Mikan's POV

I turned off my laptop.


Okay, sorry if it's too OOC! Well, anyway take it away Natsu!

Natsume: Don't call me that. Disclaimer: This stupid authoress doesn't own Gakuen Alice because the story plot would suck.

Me: Hey!... Okay, true... Bye!

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