Donkey Kong And Lucario Go To Seaside Hill
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
"Sigh." Donkey Kong complained as he slowly munched on yet another ripe, yellow banana, sitting on the rooftop of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, looking up at the dark, night sky. "Once again, no one cares enough about me. It's not easy being a gorilla that sounds like a dog..."
"You think you had it bad?" Lucario commented as he stood next to Donkey Kong, his arms crossed together as he shook his head. "You should imagine what the other Smashers have to put up with. Master Hand frequently calls them just to do some inane bullshit involving them."
"And you would know this how?" Donkey Kong asked as he turned to Lucario.
Lucario sighed as he placed his left hand on Donkey Kong's shoulder. "Because he tasked both of us to go directly to Seaside Hill." He closed his eyes as he took a deep breath, opening them again. "...To rescue R.O.B."
"...the Robotic Operating Buddy got kidnapped?" Donkey Kong stated in shock as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "What kind of fiend would do that?"
ROB groaned as he was kept locked in a cage, with several Primids dancing around him as Crazy Hand twitched crazily in front of him. The group were all in the westernmost part of Seaside Hill, just where the main adventure course started, being on the sandy beach surrounded by the orange colored, checkerboard patterned mountain.
"What do you want with me?" ROB asked as he watched Crazy Hand continue to painfully twitch in front of him, the red and yellow robot being genuinely confused.
Crazy Hand stopped twitching as he laughed, pointing at ROB. "Silence, you freeloader! I'm going to make every single second of your life miserable, and by having you here in Seaside Hill, you'll have to do what I say!" He then resumed twitching violently as the Primids kept on dancing.
ROB sighed as he closed his eyes, lowering his mechanical arms. "Why did I bother leaving my room today...?"
