Warnings: Dirty talk, BJ, Public play, some bondage, spanking, sexual harassment, teasing and possibly a thousand more things I'm not thinking about right now! XD
I'm hoping that the characters are not too OC, obviously with their life situations they're going to be a bit different. But I'm hoping that they're different in an understandable way, so you just review and let me know what you think about that.
Chapter One: The List
Why was he here?
After ten seconds of questioning that for the hundredth time, Sasuke once again remembered Shikamaru's voice saying, "They said it would help boost company morale and something about a bonus for attendance or something, in other words the powers that be have spoken. Can I go home now?"
Damn Tsunade, she would use something like Ino's pushy personality against him. Lately his blonde wife was fretting more and more about finances now she was planning on going on an around the world trip-without him.
To be honest, Sasuke did not marry Ino because he loved her or other nonsense, but rather she just proved that she was worthy of the title over the years, not to mention she was apparently madly in love with him. However, once she conquered her goal of attaining him, she lost interest and anything resembling a love life had diminished over the years.
Now she was the proper trophy wife he always knew he'd have.
"Well I'm going to go now! Thanks for taking me out to drink guys! I worked really hard on that promotion!" The speaker hiccupped, and Sasuke almost rolled his eyes at the action and released a groan as said underling stumbled out of the door with other underlings attempting to help.
He was drunk, but you didn't see him stumbling around like that.
After the one idiot left other idiots seemed to follow until finally, thank God, he was the only one left in the private room rented for this "occasion" or whatever the company was calling it these days.
A snore penetrated the wonderful silence.
Sasuke glared around the room, noticing no sign of life. Another snore echoed around the room and he growled in frustration, lifting the tablecloth to confirm his suspicion. Some guy was leaning with his face against the table leg, drool dribbled down the side of his mouth and his face was tinged a pink color from the alcohol churning in his system. He jabbed a finger in the guys spiky blonde hair, smirking when the other man jumped in surprise and banged his head on the table.
"OW!" The blonde whined, Sasuke's breath hitched as bright blue eyes came into view, staring up at him in confusion. "You..."
His poor breathing didn't get any better when the blond put one hand on Sasuke's leg and guided himself out from under the table, pushing Sasuke's chair back at the same time, so that the end result was the blonde on his knees with his hands resting inches from Sasuke's thighs. Blue eyes blinked for a moment before a determined finger jabbed the boss in the nose.
"You! Why did you give him into it, not why did you...give him the up thing, the promotion." The blonde hiccupped, his accusing finger jabbing Sasuke in the chest this time."I worked so hard! I did everything that-"
At that moment, the guy nearly fell over and despite himself, Sasuke found his hands wrapping around the man's wrists and holding him still. Who was this guy? An underling, obviously, but normally he can tell some sort of recognition and he would never miss a being that looked like could feel his heart pounding, his breathing becoming slowly more uneven the more he looked at the man.
Oh, he was in for it.
"You, don't touch me bastard." The man pulled his hands away, placing them right back on Sasuke's legs, "Why are you laughing, who said you could laugh? You're really, like, just a fucking asshole. I hate you."
He should be furious, angry even, instead Sasuke found himself highly amused. "What's your name?"
"You don't know my name." The man glared, rising from his knees and coming close to Sasuke's face, "Figures you don't ass butt freak duck person." Sasuke rose an eyebrow at the insult."The name is Naruto! N-A-R-U-T-O! And you, how can you not remember me?! You know how you like your coffee is really stupid."
"How is it stupid?" Sasuke tilted his head to the side, finding himself enjoying the new angle of that heated blue gaze burning him.
"Because, your all just black. Who drinks their coffee black?! What's wrong with sugar? What are you too good for a little white sweet...stuff! Don't want to be like the rest of us or something'?" Sasuke's shoulders shook as a silent laughter overtook him. "Don't laugh at me!"
"How can I not laugh at you idiot." Sasuke declared, delighting in that frown pressing into Naruto's face. Just as sudden as it came, the amusement was gone. Replaced by a mood that was much...heavier. Sasuke, raised his hands to the side of Naruto's cheeks, making contact in the mists of the blonde's confusion. He leaned forward, pressing his lips against Naruto's.
Naruto pushed away, bumping his head against the table once again. "WHA-What was that for?"
Sasuke smirked, leaning forward, "Want to do it again?"
The answer was glorious.
How did things escalated so quickly?
One second Sasuke and Naruto were making out in the restaurant party room and the next, they were making out outside of a nearby hotel rooms door.
"Let me open—hm!" Sasuke shuddered as the blonde sunk his teeth in the crook of his neck, pulling at the hem of his shirt. Sasuke detached Naruto reluctantly, finally managing to open the door.
"Where you—woah!" Sasuke smirked as Naruto took in the nice decorations the room had to offer, close certainly did not mean cheap. Naruto was particularly in love with the flat screen TV and ran his hands across the screen with a look of awe.
"Hey." Sasuke called lowly, drawing the other man's attention. He traced one hand across his chest before pulling his shirt off and tossed it at Naruto who caught it with an audible swallow. He smirked, running a hand over his zipper, "3D is better than HD."
Naruto released a noise that might have been an agreement, his face painted a pure red as his chest heaved with anticipation. Sasuke held back a chuckle as he pulled his pants down and sat on the bed.
Naruto shifted nervously, his eyes glancing back and forth from the wall to Sasuke's body. "I—I've never, you know, done this before and it's been...sometime." Naruto frowned and his hands—still drowning in Sasuke's shirt—tracked lower over his stomach.
"Worried that your fat?" Sasuke cocked an eyebrow in disbelief, Naruto looked like he was in good shape.
"Shut-up!" Naruto momentarily forgot Sasuke's nakedness as he turned from the wall to glare at him only to blush madly and fixed his head on the cream colored walls again. "Sakura says I should lose like twenty pounds max, that's all."
Sasuke didn't care for this Sakura person, she was interfering with what might be the best sex he's had in a long time.
"Look at me." Sasuke commanded, Naruto obeyed reluctantly, fidgeting in place. He focused on those blue eye, silently translating his utter attraction, "Undress."
The word was just a word, and yet the blonde shivered at its sound.
Naruto slowly dropped Sasuke's shirt on the floor, still staring at the wall as his fingers traced the outline of his zipper. The finger found it's way to his belt buckle, and Sasuke smirked as Naruto's face flushed when the belt clanged to the floor.
He was shy, Sasuke's never been with a shy one before.
It seemed like years passed before the pants were on the floor, and Naruto was standing there in nothing but his underwear and white button up shirt. "Leave the shirt." Naruto turned to face him with a shuddering breath and Sasuke fixed him with his best come hither stare.
Which was the best come hither stare.
Naruto had no choice, he climbed onto the bed without an inch of insecurity or worry thriving in his system.
And let the alcohol and his boss carry him into heaven.
He never should have had so much to drink.
It would have been more productive to have that thought before stumbling into bed with a very cute insulting henchman—who he hoped was cute and the alcohol goggles weren't fogging up his eyes.
This wasn't the first time, Sasuke had done this before. "This" being the act of sleeping with a member of the same sex under the cold fingers of influence, but this was different. This was someone who actually knew his name and could tell his wife of all people. If she cared? She might.
"This" was becoming a potential problem.
He decided enough was enough, it was time to deal with the big fat possible blackmail situation snoozing next to him in bed. With that thought in mind, he reluctantly cracked open one eye, mesmerized.
Well, cute was a check on the list.
Naruto —that was the name right?—was lightly snoring with drool covering one cheek while straddling a pillow and mumbling something about "damn cat scratches".
Horribly, terribly cute.
It was a shame Sasuke would have to put the fear of imminent death into him. What? Like he had a choice, the only choice was to wake up the blond...in a minute, and confront the issue head on.
Even that choice was stolen from him.
"Huh?" Naruto blinked, taking in his surroundings, those stupid blue eyes casted their hooks into Sasuke once again and all he could do was watch as they widened in obvious panic. "What the hell!"
Sasuke groaned, earning Naruto's attention who's mouth immediately opened but Sasuke shot his hand out and covered that loud mouth before it could say anything more. "Calm down. Don't be such a loser."
Naruto shoved his hand away, too shocked to even be mad that he was just called a loser. "You...and, and me, we—OH God!" Naruto's hands ran through his hair in distress as he sat up, effectively revealing his lower back, drawing all of Sasuke's attention there.
He didn't need alcohol for this one.
"What am I going to tell Sakura!"
"Sakura?" He shook his head as Naruto blinked at him with a glare on his face. Sasuke seriously considered that word vomit might be contagious. He never meant to ask, he was going to let Naruto continue freaking out while sneaking peeks at his body.
There was no problem with that.
"My wife?" Sasuke raised a skeptical eyebrow, "Hey! What's that look supposed to mean? It's not like I'm, you know! I've never done this before, like you!" It was Sasuke's turn to blink while Naruto blushed and looked away, "I remember a lot of last night, do you?"
Moans, roaming hands, pleads for him to go harder —all the glimpses filled Sasuke's head and he couldn't help but smirk with a "Hn."
"Stop smirking asshole!" Naruto attempted to smack him with a stray pillow, only to be blindsided by Sasuke's pillow. What a weak try, maybe next time Naruto. Next time? Did that pass through his head? "How can you be so comfortable? Why am I the only one freaked out?"
That—was actually a good point. But look at that skin, those appetizing peeking full asscheeks, and God he's so cute. Maybe he wasn't comfortable, just distracted. "I don't freak out."
"Yes you do." Naruto crossed his arms and leaned back against the headboard, blocking Sasuke's amazing view. "I've seen you on a deadline day when we have less than six hours to prepare a full on presentation that at least one person is always behind on. You're stand up all the way, start pacing, you mess around with your watch and your face goes from stoic to angry at everything that passes by. I know you!"
That's right, Naruto knows him.
"What's this?"
"Hn?"
"This." Naruto suddenly shoved a folded paper in his face with the words "S AND N ONLY" scribbled on the top. S and N? Where the hell did that come from? Was he that drunk? "I don't remember it, do you?"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow, there were more interesting things to remember than a piece of paper...like the way those eyes looked squinting open and shut in a struggle with pleasure and requests.
"Look." Naruto leaned in closer, causing Sasuke to put his self-control into the working gear and actually look at the paper in front of him. The paper was divided in half with Sasuke's name on the right side and Naruto's on the other. Underneath that was what only could be described as a list, the words "dirty talk" and "regular blowjob" were crossed out.
Oh yeah, the blow job.
Something Ino never did, something he'd never had before and now he could barely remember it. How disappointing. "This is stuff that —" Naruto blushed, his words lost in embarrassment as he continued to read down the very dirty and increasingly detailed list. "Sakura would never...you know?"
"Same."
"So this list is, you know, stuff we want but don't get." Stating the obvious, Sasuke almost commented but that mischievous glint in Naruto's eye stopped him. "Are you an exhibitionist? A lot of this is public sex Sasuke..."
Sasuke pointed one finger at the paper and stated, "Bondage."
"Sh—shut up!" Naruto blushed, releasing the paper so that it fluttered on top of Sasuke's stomach. "That's a more normal thing you know! Its not crazy,people do it all the time! When do people have public sex other than porno's? Pervert."
"Defensive." Sasuke smirked, dodging another pillow smacking attempt with ease.
Naruto sighed, separating a sheet from the comforter covering Sasuke and wrapping it around himself. "You can't tell anyone about this! If Sakura found out she would kill me, especially-oh God I don't even want to think about it. Ino would bulldoze me."
Sasuke watched as Naruto through his clothes on the floor, "You know my wife?"
Naruto turned towards him with a glare, waving his hands around in the mists of his explanation, "Sasuke I was at your wedding, my wife is your wife's best friend, I went to highschool with Ino...you really suck at remembering people."
"Hn." That was strange, Sasuke was sure that meeting Naruto isn't something someone forgets.
"I see you everyday, I've been to every stupid party-your parties are lame by the way, I may as well be in a sewing circle talking about cats with a bunch of grandmas-the point is, you still don't remember me! Cause your an asshole!"
Sasuke had no reply to that, if he were more objective than he would have realized that in all of those scenarios he was zoned out into his fog of escape. Which is where he practically spent his whole life.
Excluding last night, that was an exception.
"I'll see you at work Monday." Naruto shifted awkwardly, now fully dressed and playing with his keys. "Let's forget this happened..."The hotel door slammed shut, blocking the blonde from view any longer, leaving Sasuke naked in bed with a curious note resting in his hands and a surprising realization.
This wasn't over.
THERE IS A SEX SCENE HERE! You just don't get to read it yet :P Not for a few chapters in flashback form sorry XD
But more sexual things happen in-between. I've never really done this before, so go easy on me and if you have any comments about the sexiness of my sex scenes please share, as long as its constructive and not just "Bleh, that sucked" I want to know WHY!
Peace out.
