Izaya x OC

Zero: WHAT?! no! no no no no no no no no no! i refuse!

Me: too bad!

Namu: Fuck no! Zero's mine! Not some guy with a God complex!

Zero: i belong to no one!

Namu: you know that's not true~ *kisses Zero's cheek*

Zero: *blush* o-oi...

Namu: see! she loves me . i am not giving her away to-

Izaya: me~? I finally get to mess with Zeronime-sama~?

Chapter 1: Informant troubles

Zero's POV

" How...dare...HE!", I screamed out into my empty room, "Damn that bastard to fucking HELL!"

"Z-Zero-sama...is everything alright in here...?", my assisstant, Namu poked his head in the door.

" DO I LOOK LIKE I AM ALRIGHT?!", I growled at him as threatening as i possibly could.

"AH!", he screamed as he ran far away rom my room, possibly out of the house altogether.

I sat back down at my mahogany desk and grumbled at my laptop.

"That bastard...how dare he give me the wrong information? The job of an informant is to INFORM! Not give me blasted rumors. "

I picked up my iPhone and flicked through my contacts. I tapped the name of my informant and informed HIM that his little prank shall be punished in a court of law. Not even thinking of the fact that i would need to recruit a new one i set back to my paperwork. Having had enough political drama i changed into pajamas and sat back down at my desk to unplug my laptop. Before doing so i saw a new E-mail. Probably just another pointless mission from the council. Might as well check. I sat at my desk and read what was an invitation to a chat room, I'm a queen! I do not have time for such a petty thing.

Regardless I accepted the invitation. I was immediately sent to page with hideous pictures and a space to put my name. hm...Hime, i thought, i shall be Hime.

Hime has logged in.
Kanra: ahhhh a newcomer i see.

Hime: hello. sorry but do you know who invited me?

Kanra: nope, not at all. No one knows, cus it's a seeeeeeeeeeecreeeeeeet.

Hime: you are very strange. lucky for you i am as well.

Kanra: ha ha! I like you!

Hime: yes, well. that is the highlight of my day i suppose.

Kanra: aw! what happened!

Hime: do you know what an informant is?

Kanra: ofcourse! everyone in ikebukuro and shinjuku know about that!

Hime: Ikebukuro?

Kanra: an amazing, wonderful, beautiful city in Japan!

Hime: i see...what is the informant there like?

Kanra: he lives closer to shinjuku actually, but everyone in ikebukuro knows that if you need information, you go to HIM.

Hime: Who is...him?

Kanra: WHY IZAYA ORIHARA OFCOURSE!

Hime: What is his reputation? I may need to pay a visit to this man.

Kanra: ah! It is my turn to ask YOU a question now!

Hime: ok. Shoot.

Kanra: Why are you so interested in informants?

Hime: My own informant in my city is foolish. He gave me wrong information.

Kanra: that is a disgrace to all informants. I understand you if you are mad.

Hime: BOILING! Hopefully this Izaya Orihara character is exactly what i need though.

Kanra: and what exactly are you hoping to ask him? :}

Hime: that is for me to know and you to never find out.

Kanra: ahhh i see. well, i gotta go! see ya Hime-chan! my princess~

Hime: i do not "swing that way", seeing as your character is a girl in your picture.

Kanra: awww. i was only kidding. Have fun with your inforrmant troubles!

Kanra has logged out

Hime: i suppose i shall leave as well.
Hime has logged out

I turned off my computer and sighed. I heard the door open.

" NAMU?", I called out.

" Y-yes, Zero?", He stuttered then bowed before entering the room.

" Go buy me a ticket for Ikebukuro, Japan."

" J-just you? Are you sure that's wise?"

" Just do it. I would like to leave once the tickets are purchased."

He gasps, " M-MY QUEEN! SURELY YOU ARE NOT ABANDONING PALACE?!"

" of course not! I merely need to go on a little business trip. You shall be in charge while i am gone. Do you understand me, Namu?"

"...Perfectly my queen...", he bowed, "I shall get to work on the tickets, better yet i shall ask Solem for his private jet. You should be able to leave as soon as you are packed."

I smiled at him, " and that, my friend, is why i trust no one else but you."

I could have sworn he blushed just then, "Thank you...i will go call Solem."

Namu then retreated into his office and picked up the phone. I went into my room and packed as much as i could fit into my suitcase, who knows how long i would be in the strange country of Japan. I carefully slipped my laptop into it's case. That thing is my life.

"Z-Zero?"

"Yes?"

"th-the plane's ready...please be safe.."

"i would not dream of coming back injured. I would worry you after all. ", i smiled at him, "you should be safe as well. Being in charge of a country can drain one's spirits. Be sure to think everything through, and leave time for rest, but not too much time."

"Y-yes my queen.", again a faint blush brushed his cheeks, " I shall do exactly as you say, like always."

" good. Is the jet ready?"

"Yes but-"

" Then i shall be on my way." , I tied my hair into a ponytail and looked in a mirror, "Do i look professional?"

"For once, yes. I don't like it."

" I like how honest you're being but why do you not like it?"

"because you look like a china doll. You have nasty make-up on and your body is stiff. You should go as yourself, and as a past resident of Japan myself...people there don't care how PROFESSIONAL you are. They only care about how different you are."

I smiled at him brightly, " you are brilliant! I have to be different! " I ran into my room and changed out of my clothes then came back in Namu gasped. I was now in my kimono, the one i wore every day of my life.

" Zero, that isn't different."

" to you it isn't, but to everyone else? I'm a freak!", I spun in a circle peppily, " completely different!"

"I-I would never call you a freak..."

I turned back to him, " well, I would. " , I kissed his cheek and ran outside, "thanks Namu!"

After getting settled in the plane i laid back and slept until my stop in ikebukuro.