A/N: I know this isn't very original, but I am just SO BORED!
Many may think I am stealing from them, but honestly I thought of all of these with my best friend Maranda (read-a-holic545) and just felt like posting it!
**Anything with a star after it means there is a note at the end**
15 Things Edward Cullen Will Never Say!
1. "Mmm...Jasper..you so sexilicious..."
2. "Emmett, let's rob an old lady!"
3. "I am so pretty!"
4. "I LOVE LOVE LOVE your boots! They're so sassy! I just want to lick them!"
5. "Bella, I'm gay, and I'm leaving you for Jacob."*
6. *singing* "I'm talkin' everybody gettin' crunk!'" **
7. "Welcome to Walmart!"
8. "I'm in love..with Emmett."
9. "Hey, Alice, wanna go shopping?"
10. "Look at me! I'm a sparkly vampire!"
11. "Bella, your blood smells so disgusting!"
12. "Now, the party don't start till I walk in."
13. "How about a pony ride?!"
14. "I'ma Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"
15. "OMG I totally love that outfit girly girl!"
*I'm actually gonna do a humor OneShot about #5. It's not at all gonna be serious, just out of pure boredom.
**That is from the song 'TiK ToK by Ke$ha. MY FAVORITE SONG EVER and I thought that it fit well. Haha can you imagine Edward Cullen gettin' crunk?
