Zoro in wonderland

By Gabrielle Wormack

ZORO: Alice

Author: narrator

It was an ordinary day on the Thousand sunny…

Sanji reading a book, he's very intrigued about what he's reading…

There is Zoro … lifting weights...

Zoro: 1148, 1149, 1150...there. that should be enough for one day. Now time for a nap.

(lays down)

Luffy is also napping, after at least 25 plates full of meat.

Sanji mischievously looks at the sleeping Zoro.

Sanji: hehe...

Sanji waves the book over the unsuspecting Zoro. The book seems to be glittering as this process is made…

Sanji's plan: to get Zoro to be in his dreams…But it will be amazingly real to him!

Sanji: sweet dreams, Marimo…

Zoro: this is a strange dream… I'm walking to I don't know where. There's no one around.

(looks around) hey! Look, there's some one. Oi! Do you know where…I…am?HUH? (person disappears, Zoro follows behind) he went into this door… (pondering) I guess I'll follow him, since no one else is here... (there are steps thus, Zoro sees mostly darkness but steps anyway.) Wow… this place is dark... (steps again, and falls) AH!

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Zoro: (finally lands) well, THAT was a peaceful landing… (sees a person down a hallway) wha? HA! There he is! Almost like he was waiting for me!

(later)

Zoro: Shoot, I lost him!

Narrator: well, you've been doing good so far! Let me help you out! (book appears by Zoro)

Zoro: (surprised) A book? (somehow reads it far enough to understand) Hey, this has the same sanario as me. I guess I would have to find a small door...hmm. (looks briefly). There it is, but how did that person get in there... (realization...). Much less, how could I get in?

(he sees a bottle, does not notice the key (yet))

Zoro: HUH? A bottle? That's new. What do I do with it?

Narrator: DRINK IT!

Zoro: Okay… (kind of suspicious, but drinks it anyway). Mmm...tastes like sake,(shrinks a bit) onigiri, (shrinks some more)

Narrator: Uh… Zoro?

Zoro: (continuing without realizing) and sake all—(shrink) in—(shrink) one! (sitting down) That's strange. How'd I (looks around) … I'm TINY! There was a key up there too!

Artist: now you figure it out?

Narrator: Alas, now Zoro will never be able to reach the key! So Zoro just sat there and cried…

Zoro: (mad) What? I will not cry! If I read correctly in this book, (flipping through book) she—(meaning Alice) would have to grow back to get the key!(pauses and grabs hilt of a katana) Well, that's not going to happen! (narrator: No, wait!)Oni… Giri! (table leg gets cut in two and shatters)…heh, didn't know Alice could do that, did ya? (grabs the significantly bigger key)... Now what?

Narrator: Open the door crazy!

Zoro: I don't know how to do this!

Narrator: What? You just stick the key into the slot right there and-

Zoro: (tries) Okay… this stupid thing won't open… (grabs hilt again) Well…

Narrator: Don't Zoro!(slice)

Zoro: (outside now) Good, now to the rabbit's house… according to this book… (to narrator) Can I get bigger now?

Narrator: NO! you completely skipped the dodo bird part… you won't be able to bet bigger until you get to the house