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Sailor Scouts: (all whimper)

ComicGhost: Anyway, welcome to my seventh El Tigre story! Just a reminder, I own NONE of this, save for two new characters; Jorge R. Gutierrez and Sandra Equiha own El Tigre. Just thought I'd clear that up, so enjoy!

The Outskirts of Miracle City

As the sun rose over the desert, the sound of a motorcycle filled the air. On the road, there came a lime green, three wheeled motorcycle, with a single passenger on it. Over his head, he wore a silver and black helmet, and on his body, he was wearing a gray "Fallout Boy" t-shirt, white shorts, and scarlet sneakers. As he headed towards Miracle City, he passed the sign welcoming people, which said "Welcome to Miracle City! Please stay, we need the tourism!".

"Wow,", thought the rider, "I think this place has actually gotten worse since the last time I was here."

Pulling into the city, the rider made his way to a storage pod, the rider took off his helmet, revealing a young man with sky blue hair and glasses, then took a set of keys out of his pocket, and began to search thru them.

"Okay, let's see: door to Frida's house, my house, my car, my other car, my room, my closet, bathroom, sauna, here we go!"

Unlocking the door to the pod, the young man began to unpack all his belongings, and pulled out an inflatable mattress. After setting up his temporary home, the young man then got back on his motorcycle and headed back into the city. Passing thru, he saw a variety of crimes taking place: carjacking, pick pocketing, shootouts between Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts, and putting plastic in the metal bins…all the stuff you'd expect from Miracle City.

"Shit. This place really HAS gotten worse. But I know Blood Lechuza is here…I can sense it."

And while the young man thought to himself, the eyes of the silver cat head amulet he wore on his neck began to glow a heavenly blue…