Big Time Housework
Declaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush the song 'If I ruled the world', Victoria Secrets, or Pac Sun. I only own the plot and even that I have to share with Taina for her help and comments.
A/N: This is my first humor fic, normally I do romance and/or drama so if it sucks tell me in a tasteful way please not just 'you suck'. But anyways I just had this idea of the boys baking or cleaning and wrote this…and now I'm finally posting it. So enjoy and thank you. ~Raina
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Mama Knight had come down with a cold. And the boy's, knowing she needed to get some sleep, told her they'd take care of things…
"So we need to do everything on this list." Kendall said looking at the list his mom had given him.
To Do List
1. Landry
2. Vacuuming
3. Dusting
4. Take Katie to get clothes
5. Grocery shopping (the list is on the fridge)
6. Make Dinner
"It's not that much." Logan said. "And maybe we could get Angie to take Katie shopping. After all Katie needs to be around more girls."
"But she'll make me get a dress." Katie said. It was true if someone wasn't there to stop her Angie would get Katie a dress or whole new wardrobe.
"So one of us will go with you two." Kendall said. "So how about this. Carlos you vacuum and dust, James you do the laundry…since most of it is yours, Logan you go with Angie and Katie and I'll go to Wal-Mart and get the grocery's."
"What about dinner?" Katie asked.
"We could just get pizza." Logan suggested.
"Or we could make ourselves a fest!" Carlos said. "With corndogs and fish sticks and chili cheese fry's and-"
"I'll go call Angie," Logan said leaving quickly.
"I'll get the laundry." James added doing the same.
"I'll find the list." Kendall left as well leaving Katie with Carlos.
"Traitors!" Katie yelled as Carlos went on.
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Part one: Cleaning
After everyone had left Carlos got out the duster and vacuum. His job was easy so he'd have time to play around or watch TV before the others got done.
First he'd dust, he one remembered his mother saying to dust before vacuuming…or vacuum before dusting but whatever.
Now Carlos had never dusted so, being Carlos, he did what he'd seen and shook the duster back and forth over things…unfortunately he put a little to much into it and soon something fell off.
And that thing was a hockey trophy, that wasn't his.
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap." Carlos panicked trying to fix it…glue, glue and duke tape fixed everything (1)! "Glue, glue, glue why don't we have glue! Hair spray!"
Yes hair spray would work, and he knew James had more then enough of it! He ran into the bathroom and opened the cabinet. Four different kinds of hair spray where in a neat little line. Extra hold, Super hold, Extreme hold and Max hold (why James has that much hair spray, we will never know).
Grabbing the Extreme and Max hold he grabbed them and ran out to the trophy spraying one end of the broken part, but due to a cruel twist of fate he hit the vacuums on button casing the vacuum hose to suck up the top half.
So he grabber the vacuum hose and put his arm down it and grabbed the top… but couldn't move his arm. If he wanted to get his arm out he had to let go of the piece. So he did what he always did in a situation like this, called Logan. But Logan didn't pick up.
'Well him, James or Kendall will get back soon so I can just sit and wait tell then.'
He turned of the vacuum and plopped on the couch to watch TV…and was hit by a photo from the shelf.
"Oh," Carlos wined. "Come on!"
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Part Two: Landry
James dragged two large plastic bags to the laundry room.
"How do we have this much laundry?" James groaned. "Mama Knight must have forgotten to do laundry last week."
The laundry room was empty when James got to it, he shrugged sure he'd never done laundry before in his life but hay he could do this, after all he was James Diamond the 'face' of Big Time Rush.
"So then," he said putting half of one bag into one of the washers. "Now we add the soap."
He held up the Supper clean (2) detergent and pored some in. He then did the same with three other washers.
"Now to find some girls," James said turning around fixing his hair and walking out of the laundry room.
~30 minuets later~
After flirting with some hot blond girl in the park James came back to check on the laundry. He was met by four finished washers. He then, not bothering to check the cloths, threw them into the dryer on medium.
And went to the pool, he'd come back when the clothes were done after all he'd seen some cute brunette and the Jennifer's out by the pool.
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Part Three: Shopping
Logan Mitchell was an only child and his mother didn't take him when she went shopping for herself, therefore he'd never been to a 'girls clothing boutique'…or Victoria Secrets. As it turned out Katie needed clothes and bras. So the girls went to Victoria Secrets first.
"Angie," Logan squeaked nervously. "Am I even allowed to be in here?"
"Logan," Angie rolled her eyes. "It's not like it's a porn shop just calm down."
"I'm just going to try on something's. And get me some knew bras." Katie said.
"Then why can't I wait outside?" the brunette boy asked.
"Simple," Angie smirked before Katie could help the poor boy. "We need someone to judge them."
Logan's jaw dropped as Angie walked Katie over to a lady with a measuring tape. He knew Angie's flirting and little comments were harmless, after all she was dating DJ Eiri Johnson, but really that girl.
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"I can't believe you made Logan do this!" Katie laughed as she changed into the last bra. Angie had picked this one out for her.
"I can hear you!" Logan's voice said threw the door. "Can we please just get this over with?"
"Oh calm down Logan," Angie giggled. "Will be out in a minute."
Katie looked in the mirror; she knew Angie had picked this one out just to bug Logan. Angie was a good person but…she could be very evil.
The top was a white corset like top that was made of lace and the only part that wasn't see threw was the front of the chest. If Kendall saw this he would have gone berserk, but she did have to admit it was comfortable and kinda cute.
"Ready to scare Logan?" Angie whispered. Katie nodded enjoying being around someone as…evil as herself. "Okay last one."
Katie walked out Angie behind her not wanting to miss Logan's face. Katie smiled at the teen, Logan's jaw dropped.
"You are not getting that!" Logan squeaked. "Kendall will freak out!"
"Yes," Angie smiled. "But James will like it. (3)"
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After buying the bras Angie drove the three of them to Pac Sun for some of Katie's clothes (Angie had insisted Katie get a top or two along with some jeans at FUSION).
"Katie what about this one?" Logan asked. Holding out a very covering top "It's nice."
"Logan sweetie she'll die of a embarrassment in that," Angie said dryly.
"Plus it looks like something my mom would where." Katie added. "Look for Roxey brand (4)."
'If I ruled the world
I'd throw all my money up
in the air like confetti'
The stores speakers started playing 'If I ruled the world.'
"Hay its you guy's song." Angie said and started humming along (her and Katie knew the song, after all the boy's tended to practice in the apartment.)
"Everybody get up, up, up on your feet," Katie started singing.
"Kick your shoes off like you're down at the beach." Angie joined in and the two started dancing around Logan.
"You two," Logan hissed seeing that people where starting to look at them. "We don't want to call attention to our self's."
The girls, unfortunately, ignored this; Logan's problem was if the press was near by after all here he was in Pac Sun with a good looking fourteen-year-old (who people didn't know was Kendall's little sister (5)) and a twenty four-year-old ex model and a famous clothing designer (who was James aunt.)
Thankfully the song soon ended and the girls, after laughing at Logan's face, went back to shopping. And soon the three were off to FUSION, the only thing that worried him was that Angie had asked for a favor and the two girls had been whispering something before they left and looked a little too happy for his taste.
"I'm only open on Sunday for privet fittings and such," Angie said opening the front door. "That's why no ones here."
"That's nice," Logan commented. "So what was the favor you needed?"
"I just want you to model some outfits for me," Angie said. "Don't worry I just need to see how they look on a person."
"Okay," Logan said. "But first we need to get Katie's stuff."
"Of course," Angie said going into 'work' mode. "Fallow me I'll show you Katie's sizes section."
Logan looked around as they fallowed the older girl. He'd only been in FUSION a few times and at lest one of the other guys was with him. It was a nice store with an edgy vibe to it, slightly gothic in some way's but preppy in others this was part of the rezone it was called FUSION.
It was also reminder to him that Angie was, no matter how nice she seemed, Brook Diamonds little and favorite sister and like Brook the daughter of Diana Brook one of the most famous Soap Opera actresses of the eighties and nineties (6).
"Here are the jeans I told you about," Angie smiled handing Katie some jeans. "And this rack is your size."
Soon Katie had picked out two tops, she'd tried to pay for them but Angie told her they were gifts. Now Logan got to model the outfits Angie had mentioned.
"So these are FUSION's fall line?" Logan asked as Angie led them upstairs to the 'design' and privet fit room.
"Yes but I'm not sure I'll keep them all," Angie sighed. "There's two outfits and four tops I just can't make up my mind on. And I wanted to see them on someone who's not a model and around the right age group, here they are."
Logan looked at the rack it had, a vest suite, a pair of washed-out blue jeans, two t-shirts a hoddy and a button up top. All looked pretty comfortable to where.
"I thought you said two outfits?" Logan asked.
"Yes," Angie smiled. "The last one's a surprise."
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(1) You know you're a redneck when… That's the line that was going threw my head. It's also what a little girl I know told me, she didn't get that it doesn't always work that way.
(2) Yes I made up the name, I couldn't think of a brand so yeah.
(3) Little Jatie moment for all you Jatie fan's XD
(4) Taina loves this brand and I can so see Katie loving it too.
(5) I don't thing it's ever been told if the general public (aka the fans and press) know about Katie, so I'm guessing no.
(6) The actress that plays James mother, Brook Diamond, was a soap opera actress so having James grandmother as one was just a little funny moment.
(FYI: Angie owns FUSION and also owns a costume store, called 'The White Rabbit', which the boys use to find all there wired costumes in my story lines.)
This was originally a one shot but I split it into two chapters and will get the second one up soon.
R and R please!
