Title: A Prank Gone Wrong

Pairing: Kakasaku

Chapter: Chapter One 'The Sexy No Jutsu'

Warning: Not in this chapter there aint no need for warnings.

Summary: What happens when Naruto teaches Sakura his Sexy technique to test whether Sasuke is really gay or not? Well, their plan doesn't go right, that's for sure. Instead of finding the truth to the Uchiha's sexuality, Sakura catches the attention of an unexpected jounin.

A Prank Gone Wrong

Naruto was one of the last of the men to ever understand the strict morals and principles of a girl. He didn't know much about girls, this bit of information was obvious the moment she had met him. She could have laughed it to his face all day if she liked, just for the sake of self-satisfaction. But, like she had mentioned, girl's had strict morals and principles. It would seem utterly childish of her if she were to do that in public, although it did sound rather tempting.

How he had come up with such a plan, she didn't know whether she should have been impressed, or absolutely insulted.

I mean, a Jutsu to make her look attractive? It insulted her somewhat, to be taught how to look sexy. It made her feel, well…ugly…?

There was a moment of induced-silence, mainly because she didn't know how to react to such an idea. But, why were she to worry now? Anyone could act stupid around Naruto. And she meant that in the nicest way possible. He didn't criticize anyone like most people did, and no, Sakura wasn't naming anyone in specific... -cough- Sasu- -cough- -ke, but instead of looking at you with that 'you-are-a-complete-idiot-stay-away-from-me' sort of look, Naruto joined in with the idiocy, well, he was the idiocy. If that made any logic.

"C'mon Sakura! It'll be fun!" he coaxed.

Hmm, trust Naruto for a fun time? Why not! Go for it!

"I dunno…" she said unsurely, her fingers stroking her chin in thought.

"And the Sexy No Jutsu is really easy to learn! I mean I even taught Konohamaru! And he excels in that Jutsu now!" the sunny haired ninja exclaimed with pride.

That was true. But that wasn't the point. What if someone were to find out she were part of this scandal? It would be wholly embarrassing. But she did want to find out the truth behind Uchiha Sasuke. But why her? Why not someone else who had no shame, who was willingly enough to do such an awkward task, who was a complete idiot and who…

"Why don't you do it Naruto?" she said finally after a while of more pondering.

"Me?" he asked pointing to himself. "Yeh, I would, but…you seem to have forgotten that, I'M A GUY!" he remarked loud enough to disturb the people around them once again; they looked quite annoyed this time.

"SHH! Geez, not so loud!" it really wasn't a good idea talking about this here, especially with someone like Naruto, so she'd just have to settle with whispering. "Naruto, what would be the difference? I mean, you've used that technique on many occasions with men before, and that technique was meant to be used on guys anyway."

Naruto crossed his arms, a large pout evident on his face, brows tilted downward in immense thought "Not really…" he admitted unbashful, his comment somewhat disturbed her. "What do you mean?" she pressed on, suspicion catching on with her.

"I mean, it makes it much easier to get into the women's bath hou – Ack!"

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Your idea of a good time was most likely to consist of a place called the beach, where you were free to stare at people's physique, and wear as much (or little) clothing as you liked. Whether it was playing in the sun or water, or perhaps catching the waves with all your mates.

But other people had different ways to spend their leisure time.

Hatake Kakashi's way of having fun was practical and simply admirable almost. Sitting in your favourite tree and reading your favourite book (which contained erotic scenes).

Spending his afternoon like this was his favourite thing. No distractions, no clouds in the sky, and no noise anywhere. Accept perhaps for the footsteps that were heading toward his tree.

"Yo Kakashi!" A deep voice spoke right below the Copy Ninja.

"Yo," he replied, not as enthusiastically.

"Why don't you come down?"

"Whatever for?" he replied, his face unmoved, eyes still glued to the pages with kanji written all over them.

"Why not? It's a sunny day," Asuma countered with a smile on his face, staring out at the sun. "Come on Kakashi, Kurenai, Genma, Anko and even Gai are waiting for you." he coaxed brightly.

It was never his favour to go out and socialize much. He was more of the lone wolf. And he liked it that way, though he couldn't really turn down the offer, what kind of friend would he be?

After a few moments, Asuma heard the snap of a book and the rustle of leaves from above. Out jumped Kakashi. "Ah well, who am I to reject an invitation?" Kakashi replied cheerfully, eye creasing into his genuine smile.

"That's the spirit!" Asuma said giving Kakashi a firm slap on the back good-naturedly.

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"Sexy No Justsu!"

Poof!

A puff of smoke appeared right in front of Naruto, where his female companion had been standing. Except, it didn't really look too female anymore he realised, once the smoke had dispersed to reveal a rather…unattractive…women? Thing…? Man…?

"How's this?'" Sakura asked expectantly.

Naruto put his hand to his chin in thought, the expression of thinking displayed before her. After a while of sweating and wondering how to tell her that it didn't look close to anything sexy without getting her mad at the same time…he found it pointless. Releasing a breath he finally gave her a reply. "It's a bit uh-uh you know…" he trailed off, busying himself with examining her carefully.

She raised a twitchy brow in annoyance.

"Da-uh! I mean…it looks alright, you're almost there, you just need to…" he squinted his eyes and made curvy shapes with his hands, hoping she'd get the message, he wasn't one to explain things very well.

Sakura heaved a long exasperated sigh.

"WHY AREN'T I GETTING IT RIGHT!"

The boy in front of her, well, more like below her now was quivering, shakily. "Sa-sakura-chan…we can work on it," he smiled neurotically, earning an aggravated groan from the pink haired kunoichi.

"This is pointless!" she cried out throwing her arms about dramatically.

"I can give you some advice!" Naruto cheered suddenly springing up from his crouching position.

"You said this would be easy!"

"All you had to do was think of something sexy, right?" Naruto explained.

"Well! Do you want me to show you what I'd turn into if I were to think of something sexy?" she said before knowing what had slipped from her mouth. Though being Naruto, he didn't quite catch the hint behind her words. "Go on then, show me," the blonde haired ninja encouraged without thought, gesturing her to demonstrate quite passionately.

A smirk grew across her lips as she silently decided to take the situation at hand to her advantage. "Alright then, you're getting what you want," her smirk grew wider, "Sexy No Justsu!"

Poof!

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LOL. Random thing that popped into my head one day. Review please?