Author note: I do not own Naruto. Kakashi, Rin, and Obito are 13. Minato and Kushina are 24. Jiraiya is 37.

"I can help with the cooking," Minato repeated to his pregnant girlfriend. "You have to stay out to greet your students and sensei. Besides you suck at cooking," Kushina told her boyfriend. Minato pretended to be offended. "Am I interrupting a moment?" asked Jiraiya. "Of course not. We wouldn't do anything before my students are coming over," replied Minato. "Why since they've caught you two doing it before," joked Jiraiya. "Don't bring that up. They still haven't gotten over it," murmured Minato. "I get the idea you haven't either," muttered Jiraiya, "Besides why do you think that?" "Because ever since then they all come here together and whenever one of them can't, they say they have other plans," replied Minato. "Maybe they really do have other plans," suggested Jiraiya. "I've followed them several times to see what their plans were. They didn't have any," replied Minato. Jiraiya laughed. Then he looked over when the door opened and saw three paranoid teens walk in. "How much have you paid in therapy?" muttered Jiraiya.

"So what are we going to do?" Jiraiya asked. "We got a new board game that has cards with a question on it. You ask the question to whoever you want to answer it and they have to answer," Kushina replied. The food was done, so they sat down and put the cards in a pile in between all of them . "Obito, do you want to go first?" asked Minato. Obito picked up a card and his face turned red. "Sensei, what is your favorite protection?" Minato almost choked on his food, "What do you mean protection?" "It just says what's your favorite protection and you have to answer" "He doesn't use protection that's why he's going to be a dad," answered Jiraiya. Minato's face turned red and his students tried not to laugh. "Kakashi do you want to go next?" Kakashi picked up a card, "What is your favorite base, Sensei? Remember you need to answer." "Probably third," muttered Jiraiya. Minato's face of why the hell did you say that made his students have to struggle not to laugh. "Next card. Your turn Rin." Rin picked a card, "Where did you have sex for the first time at, Sensei? We need an answer." Minato looked at the floor near the couch his students were sitting. They quickly lifted their feet up on to the couch. "What the hell kind of game is this?" asked Minato. "Hey Minato this game says adults only on it," said Jiraiya.