hiya folks, here's the disclaimer: i don't own Artemis fowl or Ouran High school host club, i didn't notice ALL the mistakes in my story and i want to apologise for this, thank you to the reviewers who kindly pointed this out to me, I'm SO stupid slaps head LoL, so here's the beginning without all the mistakes! enjoy :)

Chapter 1, going to Tokyo

Flash back

"mother, Farther, why have you put me in for a transfer to a private school in japan?", Artemis asked

"well, arty my boy, this school came to us, its called Ouran private academy, each year they let a transfer student from England to enlist there who is smart enough, but they also let some one from an ordinary school from Tokyo enlist too, and they picked you because your the best" Artemis the first said with a proud smile spreading across his face

"whats the matter arty, i thought that you of all people could speak Japanese?" asked Angeline

its not that, its just...its a Little far and where i will be staying and i will terribly miss you two and the twins" Artemis complained

"why arty, we will be coming for the first two weeks for a holiday then we will return, but don't fret, butler may come with you if you like?"Angeline said

"yes, i would like it if butler came, but were and who will i and butler be staying with?"

" well, we bought a nice posh flat that's even more modern and cost more then the electricity bill for your Fathers study!" Angeline said giving her husband a death glare which made him a little scared.

"so..whats this new school like?" artemis said

Back to the present

Tokyo..at ouran private academy

talking in Japanese!

"what!, there's a kid from Ireland being enlisted into the academy" said Haruhi

"yes, and he's smarter the you Haruhi" Kyouya grinned while looking up from his Files

Tamaki who heard this said "what!! there's no way any one could be as smart as my daughter Haruhi"he always calls Haruhi his daughter

"hm...this is very odd, no matter what i do, i cant find any thing about this kid, its like he's, blocked every thing" Kyouya said, oblivious to Tamaki, that upset Tamaki and he went into his depressed corner.

"ahh, now i know where Ive heard that name before, Artemis fowl, went missing in Russia along time ago, then his son, Artemis the second, became a criminal master mind but then Artemis the first came back" said Kaoru

"how do you know that kaoru?" hikaru asked kaoru and and hikaru are the twins, but we all know that,

"because, they have good fashion sense, they spend loads on mothers clothes every year!" Kaoru said

"got it, Ive finally been able to get all records and other relevant information on Artemis the second, and it was not easy" Kyouya

"huh, hey...wheres honey-senpai and mori-senpai?"asked Haruhi

"they went on a trip to England for a while, they will be coming back today and it looks like honey got stuck in second class again and looks like he's on the same plane as Artemis" Kyouya said

"I'll call Mori and tell him to stay with honey" said Tamaki getting out of his corner

"OK, Mori's busy arguing with a air hostess and the plane has 10 minutes till lift off" Tamaki said

"well, this kid will be going into your class Haruhi, and i advise you keep an eye on him and be cautitous, he's a dangerous one" smiled Kyouya

Haruhi thought to herself " that devils smile, it freaks you out every time" going over to see what he was looking at, and she didn't like the information she read

mean while, in haven city, below us!

"holly!, get in here" shouted Foaly

"what is it foaly" asked holly

"its Artemis, he's going to japan!" Foaly said

"phew, i thought it was an emergency!"holly signed

"it is, tokyo is in japan!" foaly said

"and..."

" and in the human world, its the biggest electronic market, almost every electronic thing the humans have was made there, who knows what he might get his hands on!"Foaly said

silence

"right, well me and trouble will go and keep an eye on the Artemis!"holly said heading for the door

"you and trouble seem to be spending allot of time together lately holly" Foaly grinned and gave Holly a wink

"get lost, as if there could be any thing going on between me and that...i don't know the words to describe him" holly said leaving the room to tell trouble and to prepare

Tara international airport

"well shall we take the jet or go first class?" said Artemis the first

"oh, i haven't been on an ordinary plane for a while, lets go first class"Angeline said

"yey!" Artemis said sarcastically, some how, he and Butler were pushing the baggage trolleys

"cheer up sir, we will not have to push these trolleys for long, besides, it might be a little bit of exercise for you" butler said

"i think i exercise quite enough in that new gym you built" Artemis said

"oh, i forgot to tell you all, a Japanese family left an estate to do some thing in Britain, an entire estate and dojo are going up for sale tomorrow, why don't we put a bid in" Artemis the first said

"another house, why do we need two?" asked Myles

"yes, why, i like fowl manner more then i like school, and that's saying allot"; said Beckett

"thats only because Anna's there!" said Myles

"shut up!" shouted Beckett going red

"its because arty needs some where to stay that's like fowl manner, besides, its near Arty's new school so he can walk to school for once" Artemis the first grinned

"don't bully arty, he always walks around the manner when Minerva's around and the night before with a huge grin on his "; Angeline giggled while Artemis went as red as a tomato and thought to him self "why...why does she insist on doing this to me!!"

British airways first class

"why, i think these seats are nicer then the fowl jet!, what do think, hunny? asked Angie

"i think your right Angie, but why did the kids have to stay in second class?"asked Artemis the first

"the air hostess said they couldn't come in first class so she had to put them with the rest of the first class kids and other people in second class" Angie signed

"dont worry, they have butler with them, they'll be fine" artemis the first said putting an arm around his worring wife

British airways second class

"i knew we should have taken the jet, now I'm stuck in second class with the twins arguing in my ear and with no champagne"Artemis complained to butler

"umm...excuse me"said a young boy

"yes" butler said

"you do speak Japanese, am i correct?" he said

"yes" Artemis said plain Japanese

speaking Japanese now!

"ahh, good, is that seat next to you taken, arty?" asked the young lad

";yes...hild on, why did you call me arty"said Artemis

"well kyouya told us you were on the same flight as us, so when i got stuck in second class, i thought I'd come check you out, want some cake, oh..I'm honey" said honey

"pleasure, my names Artemis not arty, and what school do you go to, must be primary school"Artemis said

"no, i go to Ouran private academy, me and Mori are in the last year" honey smiled

"yes, honey, ive got you a seat in first class" said the big boy

"ah, thanks Mori, well, bye arty, see you at school...hold on...wheres my bunny?honey said with teary eyes

"is this it?" asked butler holding up a pink bunny teddy

"ah...Usa-Chan, thank you, see you later Artemis and friend" smiled honey while happily trowing the pink teddy named Usa-Chan into the air.

&"well...that was awkward, so how come he can get into first class but i cant?" asked Artemis

"i don't know, but that Mori seems to be honeys butler and personal guard but there both just kids" butler said amazed

"attention passengers, we will now be taking off, please buckle your seat belts" said a voice form a speaker at the front

about 20 hours or so later...

"passengers, we will now be landing in Tokyo international airport, i hope you enjoyed your flight with us"

outside the airport...

"ah..ARTY!!" shouted honey

"huh...oh, honey, hello" said Artemis forcing a rare smile

"oh, dont you have a limo or a bently?" asked honey

"the Bentley is back at fowl manner and farther forgot to call the limousine service" Artemis, giving his Father a death glare, and making his Farther scared a little, his father thought "he gets that from Angie!"

"ah...great, then we can give you a lift!, our new Bentley is over there, its the latest Bentley, not released any where else except from japan" honey said dragging arty into his Bentley, compared to this, the fowl Bentley was a mini!

outside the fowl flat...

"oh wow, you got one of these flats!, that's awesome!"honey said

"honey, we best get going back to the dojo" called mori from the other end of the car

"ah, well, see ya arty" honey said driving off leaving his bunny with Artemis by mistake

"ahh..he left me with..usa-chan" artemis said blushing at the cute pink bunny