Hi, this is kind of random, but my sister and I had fun with it.
BTW, I don't own anything you recognize.
Enjoy!
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2 years after Harry Potter won the war at Hogwarts, he had completed his Marine Biology class in the muggle world, and he decided to move back to Godric's Hallow.
He fixed up he parents old house, because it had been magiclly demolished. Once he was settled in, he made a list of his favoite types of pie.
Then there was a knock at the door.
Harry was very suprised to see Draco Malfoy standing there holding a pie.
Harry said, "What are you doing here Malfoy?!"
Malfoy said, "I have come to make a peace offering."
Harry had a confused look on his face, then said, "Alright, what kind of pie is it?"
"It's a Betty Bott's, they started making all sorts of other pies too."
"Is it more like...booger, or strawberry?"
The other boy said, "Neither, you'll just have to see for yourself." He flashed a badly cover sly grin.
Suddenly, Harry said, "I think I see some movement outside."
They went out, and saw a giant turtle doing the tango with a muggle salsa dancer.
They quickly said, "Obliviate!" However, Draco accidentally pointed his wand at the turtle, who started rolling around on the ground.
The Slytherin said, "That was a close one!"
Harry responded, saying, "Ohhh...it's not quite over yet."
"What?"
Then Arthur Weasely the ran into the yard screaming, "Shopping bags, shoppingbags, SHOPPING BAGS!"
Harry said, "What's wrong Mr. Weasley?"
"I DIDN'T KNOW MUGGLES HAD SHOPPING BAGS!"
During this puzzling exchange, Draco had started playing craps with the salsa dancer and the giant turtle.
Suddenly, Hermione and Ron came in, arguing about whether Buckbeak was a
Hippogriff or not, because Ron thought he was an undercover windmill.
Hermione asked, "How do you even know about windmills?"
To which Ron responded, "I saw them in my cornfield exporation in the middle of Hungary. I also discovered gogurt."
Hermione rolled her eyes.
Then, Yaxley waltzed in with Dumbledore's ghost, who was complaining about not having fuschia cottan candy and a magenta sky.
Meanwhile, Harry was explaining to Mr. Weasley how a washing machine spins on the inside, but not on the outside.
Seamus Finnigan and Pavarti Patil drove in with a "Just Married" sign on their car. They had stollen the car.
Pavrti glared at him, "You know I'm never going to marry you, right?"
Seamus sigh, "So I stole this car from that happy couple for nothing?"
"Yes."
Oliver Wood shouted from behind, "Can I still sleep on your sofa then."
"No, go away."
Harry then took a bite out of the pie, then spit it out.
However, the damage was already done. Voldemort came back to life and killed them END
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Hope you all liked it, we had fun writing it, even if you thought I sucked.
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