Hello everybody, my name is Inuyasha and I'm the main, read that again M-A-I-N, character in this manga and anime called, guess what? Inuyasha! It´s called Inuyasha, but that´s your name? Would be something you are saying to yourself right now, isn´t it? Yes it has my name because I am the main character in that story. Don´t know it? Well so you better wake up and go read and/or watch it already, jeez.

Anyway, you might be asking yourself right now something like "Why is the main character of a story speaking in here anyway?" or something in the lines of "what the heck am I reading?" something like that. So let me answer you, I am here because I am sick and tired of people forgetting about me, completely! All you can think about is my half-brother, who is, most of the time, a complete dick to everyone around him. Oh but that´s not the worst, nooo! I actually was taking my time passing my doggie eyes on you peoples work and oh my lord, you people can be so sick sometimes, seriously! How desperate are you to mate with him? Creating these characters that are clearly based on you and having a romance with him? Worse is when things get heated up in behind the screens and you are all alone looking at his images on fan art sites and doing lord knows what to your body and later writing down these experiences and elude us with that trash to read…I threw up while reading these things, and I´ve seen some pretty disgusting stuff in my time. BLEH! Another thing that made me call out Gregory was the amount of gay love between me and Sesshoumaru. Mating between siblings isn´t a thing us (half) demons get into, I mean, you would make out with your brother or sister? Well would you? Please tell me your experience for I would love to read about it…. Uff enough sarcasm.

Ok let me calm down a bit….UFF baaah….

So now that I'm calmer, let me tell you why I'm here. I just wanted to find out how much people still thought about me, the MAIN character, after the story ended and oh boy am I disappointed, I've had a really hard time finding a story with the main character still in the main role, most of the are about some X character making out with Sesshoumaru…even Shippou has more fans than I do…probably, eh.

Oh look who he is…speaking of the devil demon here he comes….

"Oi what are you doing here, it´s my rant, go away, you've got enough attention as it is and this is so bad probably people will just hate me more afterwards…" Inuyasha hissed off.

"KYAAAAA, Sesshoumaru-samaaa" A random fan girl hiding behind the screen shouted.

"Inuyasha, I thought you'd been dying your miserable life in some corner by now, did you blow all the money you made from the show on a fake chest for Kagome?" Sesshoumaru smirked.

"Shut the hell up Sesshoumaru…and you, did you blow all your money in magenta eye shadow, heh…or maybe you are already considering other colours…"

"Insolent, you know nothing about style, always in the same rat clothing, dig a whole and lie on it before I kill you." The yokai approached dangerously close.

"You know what Sesshoumaru, maybe I'll once read a gay story about you to the end, if someone pairs you up with your beloved follower, Jaken! I´m sure by now even himself thought about adding a few more favours to you on his list, hehe." Inuyasha spoke with a chuckle and continued, seeing Sesshoumaru's disturbed expression:

"What´s wrong big brother, got offended?"

"You better run for your life before I take it." Sesshoumaru took his sword out.

"Whoa" Inuyasha started to run "That´s it everyone…this was my one shot of a humorous attempt, don´t take it to heart, just for fun, bye now!"

And both demons disappeared in the horizon