SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING STATUE
By Hoogiman and Tikitikirevenge
Mario sat on a Ferris wheel, enjoying the ride.
"Life is great," thought Mario to himself. "So very great."
Mario took in a big deep breath, and then sighed, happily.
"How are you today?" said Falco, jumping off the Ferris wheel.
"Um, okay," said Mario. "Are you all right?"
Falco's body hit the ground with a huge SPLAT!
"…I shall take that as a no," said Mario.
"So," said the coroner, "he just… jumped off?"
"Yes," said Mario.
"Well, isn't that so… convenient… for you?"
"I guess so," said Mario. "Falco was going to tell everyone about how he was going to enter in the milkshake industry."
Mario sobbed.
"I'm really sure you're sad about Falco's death," said the coroner sarcastically, "But I'm going to have to arrest you!"
"For what?" said Mario.
"For MURDER!" shouted the police officer.
"Omg noooo!" said Mario.
At the courthouse…
"I didn't do it," said Mario.
The prosecution lawyer said, "and now for the next witness."
Jigglypuff came in, sobbing.
"HE DID IT!" she cried.
Everyone gasped.
Jigglypuff pulled out a wig.
"THIS… IS THE MURDER WEAPON!" screamed Jigglypuff.
Everybody gasped.
"AND HE USED IT… TO DROWN FALCO! HE'S GUILTY! AS GUILTY AS…"
Jigglypuff thought about that.
"Er… a very guilty person," said Jigglypuff.
"You weren't even there!" said Mario.
"Objection," said a random person in the crowd.
"WTF? This court is really rigged!" shouted Mario angrily.
Jigglypuff left.
"Right," said the defence lawyer, Toad. "Now, my client-"
"The jury has reached a verdict," said the jury spokesman. "We find Mario…"
"WE'VE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR SEVENTY-THREE SECONDS!" shouted Mario.
"…guilty."
"'K," said the judge. "I sentence you to death!"
"That's cruel!"
"By firing squad!"
The firing squad came in.
The TV crew came in.
"Toad, you ordered us in four hours ago," said the TV cameraman.
"But the crime was only commited twenty minutes ago!" said Mario angrily, "There's no evidence against me! I appeal!"
The firing squad shot him. To death.
"Ow!"
"And that's the story of Mario, the man who killed Falco," sobbed Fox.
"I don't believe that," said Luigi. "I'm going to investigate into my brother's death."
"Don't be an idiot," said Fox. "Your brother was killed for great justice."
"But…" said Luigi.
"Fox is right," said Falco. "Drop it."
"Okay," said Luigi.
Silence.
"Wait…" said Luigi.
Falco blew up a wall and ran out.
"But if Falco is alive," said Luigi angrily, "Then why was my brother sentenced to death for murder?"
"HAHAHA, what a FUNNY PRANK!" said Jigglypuff, laughing, running in.
Everyone except Luigi laughed.
"But…" cried Luigi, "My brother died! That was a horrible prank! You killed him!"
"Hey," said Falco, laughing, "look on the bright side. Now your brother is dead!"
"So?" said Luigi.
"…" said Falco.
"And now for the launch of… Luigi Party 6!" cried Toad.
"YAYZ!1" cried the fangirls. "Omg hes soooo much bettar than Mario!"
"Yay," said Luigi. "What a happy ending."
He had a heart attack and died.
