Chapter 1: Casting

Interviewer: 3…2…1

Ino: "Hey I'm Ino Yamanaka. I'm 21 years old and I was born and raised in Hokkaido. I work at my family's flower shop, and I'm super excited to be here," she squealed. "This is so crazy cause like growing up, I've always wanted to be on The Real World. This is like a dream come true."

Interviewer:" How would your friends describe you?"

Ino: "Bad bitch," she laughed. "Okay wait, I don't want to sound conceited or anything. The thing is, I know I'm pretty, but I don't let it affect how I treat people, y'know? Like, I love telling other girls how pretty they are, because pretty girls don't hate on other pretty girls."

Interviewer: "Really now?"

Ino: "Yeah, hating is an ugly bitch hobby," she laughed.

Interviewer: What's the craziest thing you've done?

Ino: "Jeez," she adjusted herself in her chair laughing nervously, "I hope my dad doesn't see this. Is he gonna see this? Are you gonna put it on the show?"

Interviewer: "Maybe."

Ino: "Oh G-d. Okay so, one time me and my friend were driving home from this party and we got pulled over by the cops. We had all kinds of open liquor and shit in the car, and we just knew we were going to jail. And I was like whatever but my friend was already on her second strike. So before the cop could say anything, I offered to…," she laughed and moved her hand in a small pumping motion,"

Interviewer: "So you…"

Ino: "Oh my gosh don't make me say it… I offered him some favors."

Interviewer: "Was he cute?"

Ino: "No," she shook her head furiously, "but afterwards he let us go and gave us a coupon for iHop."


Interviewer: "What's your name, age, where are you from, and what do you do?"

Sasuke: "My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I'm 21 years old. I'm in training to be a police officer. And I've lived in Tokyo all my life."

Interviewer: "How would your friends describe you?"

Sasuke: "I've been called an asshole a few times."

Interviewer: *Chuckles* "What do you think you'll bring to the house?"

Sasuke: "Me," he scoffed.

Interviewer: "Okay then…"


Interviewer: "Okay you're on"

Sakura: "Hi guys, I'm Sakura Haruno. I'm 20 years old and I grew up in Nagoya. And I'm a premed student."

Interviewer: "What makes you interesting to watch?"

Sakura: "Ha, wow," she blurted out as she moved a stand of hair from her face. "Well, I'm really smart and I always speak my mind. I don't care what anyone thinks. No one tells me what to say or think. I have absolutely no problem calling people out. It's like second nature to me," she shrugged.

Interviewer: "Do you think you'll be in the middle of a lot of conflict?"

Sakura: "I hope not. I came here to make friends and have fun. But if someone needs to be put in their place, I'll be happy to do it."

Interviewer: "What's the craziest thing you've ever done?"

Saskura: "I mean there was this one time I got a really low score on an exam and I was scared to show my parents, so I stole my dad's truck and drove all the way to Sapporo to my grandma's house because I knew she wouldn't let them yell at me."

Interviewer: "How old were you?"

Sakura: "14," she laughed. "They were so pissed. But I learned my lesson. I don't run away from anything anymore. The roommates better watch out."


Interviewer: "Okay yo-,"

Naruto: "Hey guys, names Naruto Uzumak. I'm 21 and I grew up in Yokohama, but I moved to Tokyo when I was like 15. Yokotoko in this bitch! I wanna give a shout out to my bros Choji and Shikamaru! I told you they'd choose me motherfuckers!" he yelled as he leaned into the camera.

Interviewer: "What do you do?"

Naruto: "Oh. Right now I work in a Ramen shop as a food runner. Y'know just until I figure everything out."

Interviewer: How would your friends describe you?

Naruto: "5 words. Life. Of. The. Party."

Interviewer: "So, you're gonna bring the fun?"

Naruto: "Oh hell yeah. It's what I do! Everyone's always calling me up to see what the next move is."

Interviewer: "What's one thing you fear?"

Nartuo: "Oh shit, I never really think about stuff like that. I'm not really scared of anything like heights and stuff. Maybe just being alone. I hate being alone. Hey quick question, that was 5 words right?"


Interviewer: "Okay, go."

Sai: "Hi you all. I'm Sai…"

Interviewer: "Last name?"

Sai: "It's just Sai."

Interviewer: "Okay, tell us about yourself."

Sai: "I'm 20 years old and I grew up in Honshu. I work as a freelance artist."

Interviewer: What makes you special enough to be on the Real World, and what will you bring to the table?"

Sai: "I feel like I bring good energy wherever I go. I'm a naturally curious person and I think self-exploration and expression are really important. Especially for young people. I think I'll help someone find apart of themselves they never knew existed."

Interviewer: "Self exploration? How far have you explored?"

Sai: "If you're asking if I'm gay then no. I'm more… open. Emotionally, I express myself through my art. I express my physical desires with whomever I see fit."

Interviewer: Interesting.

Sai: "Hn." He said with a light smile. "I just go where the wind blows me."


Interviewer: "Take 3…"

Hinata: "H-hi everyone. My names Hinata Hyuga. I'm 21 years old, I grew up in Osaka, and I work at the Shimanouchi Library…"

Interviewer: Of course you do. You seem pretty quiet, what's the craziest thing you've done?

Hinata blushed as her eyes darted to the floor. Images of her sweaty, exposed, body pressed against a back wall in the library corner as her coworker pumped into her relentlessly, flashed through her mind.

Hinata: "Uh… O-one time…," she hesitated before shaking her head, "One time I was upset with my boss so I deleted everyone's overdue balance…

Interviewer: "Hm… Why do you want to be here?"

Hinata: "I want to break out of my shell… I-I guess."


Interviewer: "Ready when you are."

Keba: "Hey guys I'm Kiba. I'm 21, about to be 22 and I grew up in Kyushu. Right now work at an animal shelter as a dog trainer."

Interviewer: "How would you describe yourself?"

Keba: "Alpha male. Definitely. And I really have to be in order to train dogs. I have to assert my dominance for work so much that now it's just a normal thing."

Interviewer: "Do you think you'll butt heads with any of the guys?"

Keba: "I don't know. I'm not too worried about it. If I can handle an angry 130 pound Rottweiler, I think I can handle some dude's attitude."


Interviewer: "Whenever you're ready."

TenTen: "Hey guys I'm TenTen. I'm 22, and I grew up in Yokohama. And I work at my family's gun shop."

Interviewer: 'What do you bring to the table?"

TenTen: "I think I'm pretty cool, calm, and collected, but I'm also willing to get crazy if need be."

Interviewer: "How crazy have you gotten?"

TenTen: "I have a girl's tooth in my room from when she got in my face one day at school."

Interviewer: "Oh wow…"

TenTen: "Yeah…"

Interviewer: "What's something you're afraid of?"

TenTen: "Affection I guess. "

Interviewer: "Why do you think that is?"

TenTen:" Probably because of what happened to my boyfriend…"

Interviewer: "What happened to him?"

TenTen: "He got killed about a year and a half ago," she said as her voice cracked, but it was barely enough for anyone to notice. "After that I just shut down. The closest I've come to another guy is my best friend Lee."

Interviewer: Do you think it's going to affect how you interact with your roommates?

TenTen: I don't know. Maybe. Just the guys though. I'll just let them know I'm not interested to begin with."


Interviewer: "Is that everyone?"

Camera guy: "Yep."

Interviewer: "This season is going to be weird as hell."

Camera guy: "As long as I get paid I couldn't care less."

Interviewer: "Hn."