Hello everyone! This is my very first fanfiction…well no. It's actually the very first fanfiction I've decided to upload!

To clarify on the *Mini crossover with humanized!HTF characters* HTF or Happy tree friends, will be in this story xD

It's like a crossover xD well it is but the main character is Namine Ritsu, an UTAU. So this story revolves more around that then both of the series (well vocaloid/UTAU isn't a series but whatever xD)

On to the story!

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Life changing decisions Chapter 1- Angry Teto, hyperventilating & forced to get a job

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It was a sunny day like no other. The birds were singing. The kids were playing. Everyone seemed happy today. Everyone, well not everyone, from the UTAU household was getting ready to start the new day!

Sekai de ichi ban ohime-sama

Well…not really.

"Will someone please turn off that shit!"

"Okay, okay! Quit your nagging"

Behold the UTAU household.

Home to the great and well known vippaloids and other loids.

Mornings were always a rough start for them. If you were to live here every day was a new adventure, literally.

It wasn't anything out of the ordinary for them to start yelling at 7am in the morning. After all who wouldn't be? The radio was left on today and unfortunately at this time of hour they put on music from the queen of vocaloids herself, Hatsune Miku.

Almost everyone in the mansion hated Miku.

Why you ask?

I don't even know.

It's pretty ironic considering the vocaloids don't treat them like trash or anything. But then again who knows. To be honest it was one of many life's mysteries.

Currently the vippaloids, except one of them, were in the living room waiting for Momo to finish up breakfast.

Kasane Teto, the leader and the one in charge was currently in a very, very, very bad mood.

And whose fault was that? Well it was none other than our favorite cross dresser Namine Ritsu. What did he do this time? Better question is, what didn't he do.

"I'm sick of it! SICK OF IT!" Teto yelled "He never fucking does anything! All he does is sit in his room on his computer and constantly spends all my fucking money on shit he doesn't need!"

"Teto-chan please clam down"

"Calm down? CALM DOWN!? How can I calm down? HOW COULD I CALM DOWN!? The fucktard practically spend all my savings!" Teto practically yelled out in anger out causing everyone in the living room to cover their ears and pretty much wake almost everyone up. Geez this woman can yell.

The only person who didn't seem to wake up was Ritsu himself. Not much of a shocker. The guy has been known to sleep though a whole thunder storm, or an explosion. Not to mention he was up all night playing pokemon.

Noticing this everyone tried to avoid Teto's gaze. It was that time of the year. The time when someone was picked to do the unthinkable. In this household there was one rule everyone was strictly to follow no matter what. That rule was…never wake up Ritsu.

In the past many UTAUs were left traumatized by committing the act, the unthinkable. When you wake up Ritsu your pretty much starting world war 3. How the UTAUs wish they were joking.

And sadly today some unlucky UTAU was going to get picked to go wake up the banshee himself.

Teto's gaze fell upon Ooka Miko, the innocent and sweet Miko. Oh how today was her unlucky day.

"Miko, go wake him up"

"WHAT?"

Everyone cringed, poor Miko, poor, poor Miko. She looked completely terrified. She never knew how she was able to avoid not having to go up to his room and wake him. She remembered being extremely confused when everyone warned her not to wake Ritsu up when she first moved in here. She didn't wake him up but Rook did. Rook was never seen again in till 6 months later.

Thinking fast she said the first thing that came to her mind "C-Can't Tei do it?"

Tei cringed, this Miko noticed and she felt guilty. Quickly as possible she tried to find a way to get out of here.

"No way! Even I'm too scared to go wake him up" Tei felt a chill run down her spine, never again she said to herself. She was the unlucky UTAU who was chosen 4 years ago.

"But Teto, if you send in Miko its suicide for all of us!" Ruko quickly added "No offense" she looked at the wolf girl rather guilty.

"No, I'm with you" she replied.

Teto sighed in defeat and annoyance. She can't send Miko to her death, well not her death but it's kind of the same thing. She didn't want to lose it again so she tried to calm down this time. It wasn't even their fault she was in a bad mood. She needed to think this though calmly. She needed coffee, yeah, coffee. Oh she really needed some of Ruko's heavenly coffee.

"Ruko, coffee" she sat down and extended her hand. In a matter of minutes she got her fresh made coffee and a piece of toast given to her by Rook. She sipped her coffee enjoying the flavor. She felt herself relax.

"Okay let's think this though" she thought for a moment only to realize she has absolutely no clue on how they were going to wake up Ritsu.

Ted face palmed "Were doomed" he said voicing her thought exactly.

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Constant debating, some coffee, hyperventilating and three hours later.

He finally woke up.

Everyone felt a huge weight of relief come to them, heck even Teto. Ritsu was utterly confused and somewhat grumpy. Meanwhile because no one was paying attention and too scared to be picked on to do the unthinkable Momo had to scream out that breakfast was ready. It was so loud everyone had to cover their ears but they couldn't blame Momo, she was trying to get their attention.

Everyone quickly got to their seats and ate up. However as Ritsu sat down he noticed something as he was getting himself some orange juice. There was no bacon! He wanted to eat eggs and bacon this morning but what's eggs and bacon without any bacon! Everyone noticed Ritsu's mini panic attack. All eyes fell on Rook as they noticed him happily eating all the bacon.

Oh how some wished the holy lord himself would help them at this moment, or at least help Rook. Some had hope that Ritsu wouldn't notice. Others face palmed while muttering 'were doomed'.

Of course because all odds were against them Ritsu noticed where all his precious bacon was. Rook who was completely oblivious ate up the last bacon piece. The moment he did he felt Ritsu's icy glare.

When he looked up he wished he had the ability to go back in time because it was at that moment Rook knew, he fucked up. And all he could wish for, more like he hoped to, not be able to feel too much pain.

"Bitch ate my bacon" everyone froze the moment they heard Ritsu say that. Rook cringed.

All they could was look as Ritsu got up, went straight to Rook and threw him off the table brutally hard. It knocked him out immediately. The fact that he was strong was no joke.

And it will probably hurt for a week or two.

Quickly everyone just ate their breakfast without saying a word.

Note to self: Never eat Ritsu's bacon.

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After a rather eventful morning Teto confronted Ritsu not caring what might happen if she did. She was too mad to even think about it. She didn't hesitate and grabbed him by the ear.

"Ow! Ow! Let go of me women!" He complained. It obviously hurt. It made him wonder when she suddenly got strong.

Of course Teto ignored his complaining and dragged him in to the living room, she pointed to the massive boxes that were currently placed there.

"Mind explaining this!"

Ritsu looked up to see the boxes that were currently filled with lots of plushies and some other random stuff, which Miko was happily "swimming" in. He mentally cringed as he remembers last night.

"Oh yeah…that's what happen when you sleep late and play online games with other people while drinking a lot of red bull"

Teto's eye twitched, oh he was in a whole lot of trouble. What surprised her was Ted's sudden outburst.

"YOU DRANK MY RED BULL!" he yelled, did he have any idea how hard it was for him to get a life time supply of red bull!?

"Pfft, please, I only drank like…6 maybe, I have no idea it was really wild last night" Ritsu laughed.

Now it was Ted's turn for his eye to twitch. This kid was going to pay.

Noticing how pissed the two chimeras were, Miko quickly went up to defend Ritsu.

"I'm s-sure he d-didn't mean it" she said nervously "I b-bet he didn't even know it was y-yours" she reassured hoping it would at least make Ted calm down, Teto was kind of a lost cause by now. But her attempts at defending him failed miserably.

"Oh no, I did know. Just didn't give a damn" he said causally shrugging his shoulders. If he were to be honest it was the truth. He could honestly care less about Ted and his red bull.

This made Miko sweat drop and sigh in frustration, why?

By now everyone knew Teto was a ticking time bomb. That is in till…she had an idea.

"Alright then how about this. Pay both me and Ted back" She extended her arm waiting for the none existing money Ritsu had.

"Come on Teto you know I don't have money" he argued, Teto smirked.

"Fine then, you're getting a job" she crossed her arms with a victory smile on her face.

"WHAT?" Ritsu mentally cringed at the idea of going outside…talking to random strangers…getting a job at who knows where and being…nice. He immediately wanted to die.

"Teto please!"

"No!"

"Please I'm begging you don't do this to me!"

Another 2 hours later, Teto finally managed to drag Ritsu out of the house, like, literally. She had to fly all the way to mall while people were staring. But she cared less about that. She knew what she had to do. It was for the greater good and hopefully he won't get fired on the first day. Making way to the current destination she wanted to be in while dragging a still complaining Ritsu on her right hand, she finally made it! She stopped and let go quickly making him get up.

"Were finally here" she cheered.

Ritsu groaned without looking at place they just landed on. He had to be honest if he had the option to run away he would have taken it. But let's consider he was meters up in the sky and he currently didn't have a death wish, at least not in till now.

He looked to see where Teto had taken him only to instantly regret not having let go of Teto's arm and fall to his death.

Vocaloid cafe

Oh god no, NO, why!? He mentally cringed. This was really not a good day. This was possibly the only place Ritsu would never, ever step foot in.

If the majority of the UTAU household hated the vocaloids. Ritsu was obviously one of them. But then again he hated almost everyone.

"Why did you bring me here!?" he wanted answers and he wanted them know, even if his mind is screaming out the most logical answer to why she brought him here. He wanted to be wrong, oh how he really, really wanted to be wrong. He couldn't let anyone see him, he couldn't let anyone see the great and awesome Ritsu go into the stupid cafe run by the annoying vocaloids.

He only wanted to go home and be in bed all day, was that just too much to ask? Apparently because he has absolutely no say in the matter.

After a few minutes of realization hitting Ritsu in the face with full on force, Teto turned around to look at him with a devlish smirk on her face and with all the calm in the world she said "Welcome to your new job"

And of course Ritsu instantly froze. Kill him now, please someone kill him now. He doesn't want this. It's worse than torture. WAY WORSE! He'll do anything, anything! He doesn't even care if he was to sell his pokemon game. But dear lord please don't make him go through this! He shouldn't have had false hope. He should have seen this coming. Karma was a bitch alright.

"Kill me now"

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My poor baby Ritsu was forced to get a job! :C

Honestly I know how he feels, currently 17 and oh how I wish I didn't have to go out and get a job. But then again how else will I get money? And to clear any confusion! Here the vocaloids and the UTAUs are not androids but humans! :D

So here Ritsu is currently 19 (all the more reason to force him to get a job) xD

Next chapter: Meet Miku and Gumi! And… Flippy makes an appearance :D

R & R :3 See you all in the next chapter!