Before You Read: This fan-fiction will contain things that certainly cannot be done in the world of Fossil Fighters, as the title suggests. What happens is this fic is, one thing that certainly cannot be done, will be done and we'll see what happens. I will write a drabble about said thing. Of course, the drabble won't be very long, but it won't be two, three lines either. You can also recommend things that shouldn't be done, if you wish. Makes sense?

Disclaimer: Leopardus does not own the game Fossil Fighters or Fossil Fighters: Champions. Fossil Fighters and the Nintendo DS systems are trademark of Nintendo. She is stating such here, at the first chapter, so that she doesn't have to state it elsewhere.

WARNING: Nothing in this story is serious. At all. A lot of stupidity in this. That is all.

Ready? Here we go.