Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and cast. If I did, I'd be a rich asian guy, of which I most definately am not.

"Hey, teme, you going to the festival tonight?"

"No."

"Why not? Afraid of a few women?"

"No."

"Do you like women?"

"No... wait, what?" at that point Naruto busted out laughing. "Quit laughing you dobe!" Sasuke demanded in a harsh whisper.

"Y-you sho-should h-have seen y-your face! Y-you looked like you were about to die!" laughed out the blond.

"Sh-shut up, dobe." hissed the raven haired teen. "Not a word of this, got me?"

"What ever you say, Sasuke-hime." croaked out the blonde as his laughter returned with a vegence, while also ducking out of the way of the fist that was aimed at his face. He then took off running down the street.

"Stupid blonde bastard, next time I see him..." Sasuke muttered as he walked in the direction of the deserted Uchiha district, clenching his fists so hard his knuckles turned white and his palms bled from the nails digging into them. As he kept walking, he noticed that he was being followed by a group of people. After activating his sharingan, he realized was not just a group of people, but fan girls. An entire crowd of them. Following him.

-roof across the street-

'Man, this was a great idea! Using henge and shadow clone jutsu to make a horde of fan girls, priceless! Now if only I had a video camera...'

-street level-

"Sasuke-kun!" a 'girl' squeeled, lunging at him, only to miss. Than another couple of them squeeled out his name and tried to grab him. Amongst the cries of Sasuke-kun and Sasuke-sama, he realized that he was trapped by all the girls. As they got closer, a look of absolute horror passed across his face before he fanited. The moment that happened all of the girls disapeared in a giant cloud of smoke.

Later when he came to, he saw Naruto on the roof of one of the buildings, rolling around in laughter, occasionaly smacking his fist against the surface. He was so caught up in laughter he didn't notice the duck-butt haired teen jump up to the same roof top he was on, though he did notice the large amount of killing intent directed at him.

"You fucking son of a bitch! I should kill you for that!" Sasuke yelled at the blonde after kicking him in the ribs with a chakra enhanced kick, nearly breaking several ribs. The emo teen then jumped down from the roof and headed home, content with the small amount of payback he had had.