Aray: So Queen came up with a way for us to make our muses happy. We're going to pick one and let them tell a fairy tale their way. *looks at Queen* Why do I see this ending badly?
Queen: *burst out laughing* Everything with our muses ends badly. *continues to laugh* Guess what?
Aray: I'm afraid to guess.
Q. Miz Muse: She is just going to tell you that my theme music started to play when she opened up the document.
Aray: *face palm* Okay let's get this started. Oh we do not own any fairy tales or superstars.
Queen: Even if I believe I own Miz.
Miz looked at the teacher then at the kids. Him and quite a few of the other superstars were at the local elementary school to read to the kids.
A little boy looked up at Miz. "My daddy says you suck."
"Yeah well..." He stopped when he saw the glare the two WWE Public Relations girls gave him.
The kid kicked him in the shin and ran to go sit on the carpet.
Miz rubbed his leg and glared at the kid. "Little Hornswoggle clones." He grabbed his book and went sit on the stool in front of the class.
Anna looked at Liv. "Bet you he decides to jump from the story book." She said.
Liv looked at him then Anna. "I bet you he wont go two sentences without saying the word awesome."
Anna laughed softly and watched.
Miz looked at the kids. "So I'm the Miz and I'm going to read you the story of Jack and the Beanstalk...hey how come Swagger gets to be in this story? I'm more awesome than him."
Liv held her hand out to Anna. "Pay up."
Anna grumbled and paid her. "Stupid Mike." She mumbled.
Miz shot the two girls a glare then sighed and looked at the kids. "Alright fine here's the story." He opened the book up.
"Once upon a time there live a widow and her ….goofy son Jack." Miz started to read.
Liv rolled her eyes.
Anna giggled some.
"She had been very poor, not rich like me. And her son had been too stupid and unawesome to help."
Anna rolled her eyes. "Wow." She mouthed to Liv.
Liv nodded but continued to listen.
"One day the broad sent her son to sell their last cow. A pretty dumb thing to do, but again not everyone has the brain of the Miz." He continued with a grin. "So anyway her son...Jack went to sell the cow, hmmm I wonder if that cow is named Vickie..."
Anna looked at him. "Mike." She hissed.
He rolled his eyes and sighed before continuing.
"So he took Vickie the cow down the road...wait hold up? Can I change the cow to a pig?" He looked at the girls.
Anna tried not to laugh and pinched her nose her shoulders shaking.
Liv shook her head. "Maybe this wasn't a good idea to let him do this."
Miz quieted them and went back to the story. "I guess it doesn't matter. Anyway as he continued walking the cow, it started to screech."
Anna burst out laughing and covered her mouth. "Sorry." She said trying not to laugh more.
Liv pinched her side. "You are only encouraging him."
"I'm sorry." She said.
Miz grinned and went back to tell the story. ""So as he continued the screeching grew louder. And to put himself out of his misery he saw a man. He went up to the man and begged him to take the cow...hey Dolph is in here too.. anyways the guy looked at Vickie and said no. I understand why though."
Liv looked at Miz. "Please just stay with the plot Mike."
Anna was trying so hard not to laugh harder. "God Vince is going to be so mad." She said trying not to laugh more.
"But the boy continued to beg the guy. He offered everything he had on him, but it wasn't until he added in a bottle of hair dye he agreed."
Liv smacked her face. "Kill me now."
Anna shook her head looking down and laughing silently.
Miz sighed. "Then the guy took the cow...something about giving the boy beans in return and left. I don't like that part it's boring anyway." Mike flipped through some pages in the book. "Okay so when the boy returns home to show his mom the beans. Hmmm...I wonder what kind. The book might say bean but I'm telling it so...how about corn?"
Anna raised a brow and looked at Liv. "Corn?" She shook her head and pinched her nose. "Oh God help us."
Miz looked at the kids. "Hey did you guys know when you go to the bathroom to sh..."
"MIKE!" Liv yelled. "Don't even go there. Just read."
"Fine." He grumbled and went back to the story. " So he showed his mom the corn and she smacked him with the broom. But in his defense he...well he...ummm...i got nothing." He flipped the page. "Why did I even get this story? This is putting me to sleep." He looked at Anna and Liv.
"You pulled the title out of a hat. Read the story." Anna said.
He closed the book and put it down. "Fine but I'm doing it my way."
"Haven't you been doing that already?" Anna asked.
"No." He said simply.
A kid raised his hand.
Mike looked at him. "If it ain't about how awesome I am I don't want to hear it. Now back to the story." He flexed his hands. " The boy took the seeds later that night and went to plant them but unknown to the kid..."
"Seeds? I thought you said corn?" Liv asked.
"Duh...corn seeds."
Anna shook her head. She saw the look on the teacher's face and sighed. "Vince is soooo going to get onto us."
Liv nodded. Her eye began to twitch as Miz continued his story.
Miz leaned over to the kids. "That's when the robots attacked."
~3 hours later~
Anna looked at Vince as she stood next to Liv.
Liv looked down playing with her thumbs.
Vince eyed the girls as his face held the same shade of red that he had when being told what happened at the school. "SIT DOWN!" He yelled.
Anna sat down quickly.
Liv fumbled to her seat.
"I should fire you both."
"Sir we didn't know he would change the story like he did." Anna said.
"So you let him continue after he told the kids that killer robots lived under their beds?" He yelled again, slamming his hand onto the desk.
"I thought he would..."
"It doesn't matter what you thought, it that you did nothing to stop him. Give me one good reason not to fire you both."
Anna looked at Liv then at Vince. "We let him call the cow Vickie?"
Vince looked at them. "I'm short on P.R.'s. This is your first warning. Now out."
Liv quickly got up and walked out.
Anna followed closing the door.
Vince watched as the door closed then started laughing. "Vickie...cow..." He tried to catch his breath. "Mooo!"
Aray: *wipes tears from eyes* Oh God...hope you guys enjoyed the story.
Queen: *calms breathing* Yeah we hope you all liked it. I blame Aray for making me cry of laughter.
A. Miz Muse: I was the one who said it should be named Vickie *starts mooing*
Queen: Yep. So umm...review...Mooo?
