Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing so stop rubbing it in.............

The Crew: Pizza, Sleepovers,
And God Knows What Else
Part One




Heero: I want sausage

Trowa: Marshmallow Clowns

Duo: CLOWNS? All right fine

Quatre: Pineapple please

Duo: Sheesh what kind of toppings are these

Relena: Pepperoni or you die

Wufei: Anchovies

Duo: Ok got pepperoni

Relena: ANCHOVIES YUCK

Wufei: They must have their justice in my stomach

Duo: Fine fine

Relena: No anchovies or everyone gets it *wrinkles nose*

Duo: I want a pizza with Sausage, Marshmallow Clowns, Pepperoni, Anchovies, Pineapple and ice cream, no anchovies

Wufei: I want my anchovies. This is unjustice

Duo: no anchovies

Pizza guy: fine your pizza will be ready in 2 hours

Duo: 2 HOURS?!? That's a long time

Relena: anchovies suck

Pizza Guy: well you have alot of toppings

Duo: yeah

Relena: *kills pizza guy*

Duo: he's dead BLOW HIM UP

Heero: *screams* BOOM

Relena: *smacks Heero in the head*

Duo: that was fun *steals a Pizza for everyone

Heero: ouch don't smack

Relena: I smack when I please

Wufei: This is unjustice

Relena: *smacks again* shut up Wufei injustice my Sanc Kingdom ass

Wufei: Blow Relena up

Duo: Wufei can it knocks Wufei into a trash can

Wufei: mutters This is injustice

Duo: hey what the heck ahhhh my name It's red

Wufei: You get this for your injustice

Relena: injustice *bursts out with laughter and accidentally kills Wufei* whoops my bad

Duo: Blow Wufei up aaah my name

Heero: Blows Wufei up

Relena: I thought I killed Wufei but whatever

Duo: You did

Relena: *kills Wufei again* oh

Duo: oh well

Relena: he's dead

Heero: yummy anchovies

Relena: *screams* I HATE ANCHOVIES!!!!!!!

Duo: ahhhhh

Relena: *blows up pizza*

Heero: thanks it tasted like poop

Relena: no prob

Duo: You've tasted poop?

Heero: YEP

Relena: okay now where'd the pizza go?

Duo: Hey Pizza is good *hogging it all*

Relena: no way! *takes the pizza and runs up the stairs*

Heero: How do you think the toilet gets clean Duo?

Relena: if you want some you hafta follow me! *throws pizza at Heero*

Duo: I'm going to get that Pizza.

Heero: blow up Pizza

Relena: *takes pizza and runs up the stairs*

All Others: Get her

Duo: You're trapped now

Heero: What's this gooey stuff?

Relena: (grins) *running up stairs with pizza*

Duo: UH oh

Relena: *runs into first room with pizza and locks door*

Everyone: *Tries to run up stairs but they slip.

Quatre: We're going to die.

Relena: *screaming from bedroom* if you want this pizza you'll have to break down this door!

Duo: I'll save her.

Heero: Blow the door up

Duo: Fine with me

Relena: *takes pizza and hides it in a safe place*

Trowa: We need bombs.

They all look at each other

Duo: We forgot them.

Relena: *screams again* you're not getting this pizza if it's the last thing I do!

Quatre: How can we blow up the door then you idiots?

Relena: *hides pizza in safe place*

Duo: Idiots!?

Relena: *runs into the hallway and smack into the other Pilots*

Heero: You forgot them.

Duo: There she is.

Wufei: Justice is served.

Relena: you're dead! how can you be talking?!?!?!

Duo: WUFEI !!?!

Pilots: *run for their mommies*

Wufei: It was Wufei bot

A/N: I want to let you all know that my friend helped me write this, Joshua Rihm, thank you for your help. I didn't want him to sue me so I thought I should mention him. BTW... join my mailing list hellsangel013-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
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