101 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any other animes mentioned.
1. MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO
Almost all nations at the World Meeting agreed to do this while Germany was in the bathroom. After the meeting they all went home and recorded themselves dancing. Afterwards they gave the tape to Sealand, who was surprisingly good at computer graphics. They got Germany in the video by having North Italy persuade him to take dance lessons with him.
2. BE A COWBOY
All other nations were hysterical when America disappeared. The one nation that found him, Canada, joined him. All nations were surprised to find America and Canada in Texas riding in a rodeo.
3. BRING CATS TO THE WORLD MEETING
One day Greece went to a pet store to buy another cat.
Without him noticing all the cats in the store followed him to the world meeting. Everyone else freaked out.
4. BEAT CANADA AT HOCKEY
Russia had beaten Canada at hockey. The ultimate showdown between an angry Canadian and a Russian was about to begin... The only tape of the legendary fight was taken by America. At the end America lifted Canada on his shoulders and took him to the hospital. Russia was hurt much worse than Canada. They were both in the hospital for a year. They never let Canada and Russia get in a hockey match again. The victor was the Canadian man.
5. FALL ASLEEP DURING THE WORLD MEETING
After pulling an all-nighter everyone was surprised to see Germany fall asleep during his speech. They then threw a party. Germany ended up with a marker-on mustache and monocle.
