Hey everyone! This story came to me while watching the awesome movie Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. I'm taking a chance writing this, and I hope you all like it! Enjoy! :)
WARNING:Some chapters may contain lemons, this story is AU and some characters may be slightly OC.
Don't say I didn't warn you...
Kakashi-34
Sakura-16
Tsunade-32
Hatake Kakashi gave out a loud sigh as he slid his hand across his tired eyes. He was still trying to recover from the night before, all the partying him and his friend Genma had done has been wearing him out. That's all he had been doing lately, drinking, partying, sleeping with slutty women. His life had gone way downhill since his last relationship and he knew it. He was slightly disgusted with the way he was acting, but he knew it was going to continue, just unsure for how long.
"Dammit my head hurts."He sighed and stood up. "When will I ever learn?"
As he walked off to go clean up his ringtone pierced his ears. It seemed like every move he made a text or phone call was coming through, wether it was some one night stand from nights ago wanting another round, or Genma convincing Kakashi to go to a bar or a club to cause even more khaos to his life. He was used to it by now, it was almost a daily routine, but it still didn't make his life easier. Day by day was a struggle. Working to partying ...what a life for a 32 year old. As he looked at the incoming call, he wasn't surprised to see Genmas name flashing.
"Yo..."
"Hey Kakashi! What's up man? Had a good time last night with Saniko? She was such a hottie!"
"Please don't yell, my head is pounding Genma."
"Well, you better fix yourself up and get rid of that headache because we are going to party harder tonight!"
"..."
"Well watcha say Kash? You in?"
Kakashi wanted to say no so badly, he wanted to say no everytime Genma invited somewhere. It would probably be good for his job, his health, and overall his mental state. But the truth be told, he had nothing better to do, he was so bored. Bored and lonely.
"Yeah, I suppose."
"Awesome, well look, lets meet up at Ichiko's bar around 9:00. Get ready to mingle!"
"Ichikos bar? That's filled with older people Genma..."
"Kakashi... we're old." He laughed.
"Not that old..."
"Awe come on man, just one night with a cougar wont hurt you. Just be there, I gotta go. My woman is waking up."
"Alright I'll be there later."
"See ya man!"
As the enthusiastic Genma hung up, Kakashi sighed again. "An older woman, well this shouldn't be too hard to get."
As he walked over to the bathroom mirror to inspect himself. Kakashi usually had no problem finding someone to take home every night. He was a very attractive man. Despite him being in his early 30's, this man had the face of a 25 year old. Girls of all ages would swoon over him from 18 to 75, it didn't matter. His silver spiked hair, dark chocolate brown eyes, flawless skin that didn't have a scratch or wrinkle crossing over his face. Although there was one minor thing, a unique scar layed across from the top of his right brow to the top of his lip, he was never insecure about it, the chicks ate it up. Some felt bad for him thinking it was painful and others just thought it was plain sexy. In fact, it got him laid twice as much. He had so much to be proud of, but yet he didn't have an ounce or pride nor pity for himself. He was just doing what he had to do for himself right?
Right.
"Hey Kakashi! About time. It's 9:45! Where the hell have you been? I was starting to think you wasn't going to show."
"..."
"Well?" Genma knew Kakashi had a reputation for being late for everything. But yet he always had to ask like it was a surprise.
"It's okay to be fashionably late sometimes..." Kakashi shot his friend a bored look.
"A LITTLE LATE? SOMETIMES?" He laughed. "Man you're always late!"
"Then quit acting surprised and wasting time..."
Kakashi walked past Genma and his yapping to scope out the bar. As he took a step in, a strong gust of smoke, sweat, and alcohol filled his nose. He looked around to find nothing but old tired women in their 50's lurking around, and the men even older, hitting on all of them. Wrinkley, old, greasy people chatting amoungst another, it was disgusting. Kakashi groaned with displeasure, he knew this was going to be a bad idea.
"Genma, this is gross im getting out of here..."
"Oh no, come on Kakashi! You could use an older woman for once. Stop messing with those young girls. I mean yeah they can be fun, but they cant take care of you like THESE women can."
"...I beg to differ."
Kakashi turned around shoving his hands in his pockets.
"Wait!" His friend pleaded.
"They aren't all ugly, you just got to give it a go."
"No thanks."
"Well okay then...Guess you could go home to nothing tonight. Or...go over there and buy that beautiful blonde a drink."
Kakashi was hesitated to turn around as he knew his and Genmas definition of beautiful were totally different.
"I promise Kakashi, she's pretty hot." Genma said pointing at a blonde who had obviously been sitting around the bar for too long. As a slight redness colored both her cheeks.
Kakashi finallt turned around to look at the woman at the bar, and for once Genam's definition on beauty matched his own. This women was clearly in her 30's, maybe mid to late. She had long blonde hair the hung in a loose ponytail. Her eyes were a stunning light brown that were slightly glassy looking from so much alcohol. Sad yet so sweet. She was a milky white cream color, it stood out even in the dark. And best of all, her breast were the biggest Kakashi's eyes have ever seen, and natural at that.
It's sad that I know those are real...
"Well?"
"She's okay I guess." Kakashi denying what he really thought.
"Bullshit! Quit acting so coy and go hit her up man! Before someone else does..."
Kakashi gave it little thought. He did need to score, it was just one of those nights.
"That's what I'm talking about! That's the Kakashi lady killer I know! Now go get her." He slapped his friends shoulder. "Meanwhile, I see a cute red head with Genma's name written all over her!"
He sighed as he left his friends side and slowly making his way towards the older beauty that lied in front of him. He really wasn't nervous, but still slightly uneasy. You really never know how a woman will react when you try to get her in bed, Kakashi hasn't always been successful. He's had his fair share of drinks thrown in the face and slaps to the cheeks.
Here goes nothing.
He sat down next to her and signaled for the bartender to come take his order.
"Yes sir what can I get you?"
"I'll take a scotch on the rocks...and this beautiful and this beautiful lady here will ha-" Before he could finish she boldly cut him off.
"I wont be needing anything, just the drink for him. Thanks." She glared at him.
Dammit, how am I going to get out of this one? Abort mission!
"Oh I'm so-"
He immediately assumed she was uninterested and that he needs to step back before he gets physically hurt...again.
She laughed. "The name is Tsunade."
"..." What's going on. Is she mad or not? Maybe she's too drunk to realize how weird this is.
"Well, are you going to look at me stupid all night or tell me your name."
"I'm Kakashi...n-nice to meet you."
She smiled. It felt like she was playing a game and he wasn't sure if he was winning or losing.
"So...Kakashi is it? What brings a good looking guy like you here to this dump?"
"Well, just hanging out. Trying to have a nice time."
"PLEASE!" She gave out a loud drunken laugh. "You came here to get laid right?"
He paused, caught red handed. Kakashi didn't know what to say, she obviously had a mans mind but a woman's body. A deadly combination.
"I-uh,,,I'm not sure what you mean."
"Look cut the crap. I'm looking for the same thing."
"What are you looking for..."
"Sex."
"..."
"You know that's why everyone comes to a place like this, we all just need a little loving." She paused for a second to take a sip on her watered down alcohol.
"And I know that's why you're here handsome...so why don't we make this little chit chat short and head back to my place. This place is starting to kill my buzz."
This was very unusual for him. He never had a woman read his mind like that and cut to the chase. It was kind of refreshing, he didn't have to buy drinks all night, didn't have to meet all the friends, no dancing, no senseless talking or lying. This was like his free pass and he was about to take it before someone else snatched it up. Genma was right, maybe older women were better. All the times he had to play little girls mind games, it was too much...this was nice.
"Uh yeah...sure.."
She gave out another smiled and stood up.
"That's what I like to here...not the bullshit you was feeding me earlier. Let's go back to my place, it's no more than 5 minutes away from here."
He didn't respond. He was so confused, everything he thought he knew about playing the game but Tsunade was showing him that he had another lesson for him to learn.
She extended her arm towards Kakashi's hand.
"Come on now, I don't bite."
The walk to Tsunades apartment was indeed short. Kakashi was grateful so he didn't have to 'bore' here with more talking. He didn't really ever have much to say, he only said what he had to, to get jobs and girls done.
They came to a little apartment complex right down the street from the bar. Not the best out there but still better what he was living in.
They walked into the building and headed down the corridor and as they came to the end Tsunade turned towards the last door on the left and placed the key in and turned the knob.
"Well we are here...home sweet home..." She said coldly.
The room was decorated very nicely, the furnishings were soft yet firm and ensure comfort in a spacious manor. The blue walls made him think of the calming vast seas that gave off a calm and relaxed vibe. She had very nice china sets, trophies, and pictures set up in the cabinets' along the walls. This very dark women, had a very bright decorative skills.
"Okay well make yourself comfortable and I will pick up the bedroom really quick."
It didn't matter to Kakashi whether her room was dirty or clean, it wasn't the floors he was going to be paying attention to after all...
"Okay."
Tsunade turned to make her way upstairs when a voice shouted from the room upstairs.
"Mom! Is that you?"
Oh no...this woman has kids? Great. Just great. I knew something would go wrong. It's been too perfect so far, I hope she's not looking for a father and husband figure. Damn...
"SAKURA! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YELLING ACROSS THE DAMN HOUSE?"
"Mom! Please! I was just seeing if you was here. I'm hungry! I want a sandwich."
A mom who doesn't even feed her kids?...
"Make yourself a damn sandwich Sakura! I am not your maid! It's time for bed anyways!"
Tsunades daughter made her way downstairs and approached Tsunade and Kakashi. His mouth dropped. What he saw surprised him. It wasn't a little kid he was staring at, it was a teenage daughter. A rebellious teenage daughter by the looks of it. She had long light pink hair, it had subtle waves towards the ends. Her youthful green eyes burned with resolve. She was so enticing... so youthful and fresh. She obviously must have her mothers body as her shirt was filled out quite well too. Kakashi's mind was washed in immense lust. In fact..in that moment who forgot who the hell the blonde was, his focus was 100 percent on the young pinkette. The one he must have...
"No but you're my mom...and I'm hungry." She paused and looked at Kakashi.
"Hi..."
"H...Hello." He stuttered.
"Who might you be?" She said cutely.
"Sakura! Get the hell out of here." She grabbed her daughters arm and walked her upstairs. "Go to your room Sakura I am busy!"
"But I want to know his name..."
Tsunade sighed and rolled her eyes. She was clearly getting angrier with every passing moment Sakura ran her mouth. "I am so sorry, she's a little BRAT!"
"No...It's fine. She's just curious." His heart was melting. This beautiful young lady was actually a little interested in him it seemed like. And he was sure as hell going to act on it.
"My name is Kakashi..."
Sakura gave him a smile and leaned over the rail. "I like that name...he's cute mom. I approve."
Kakashi smiled on the inside.
"Sakura. Go NOW! Before I kick your ass you little snotty brat."
Sakura laughed and turned around towards her room. "Ok, goodnight Kakashi..."
"night..."
Okay! Well I hope you all liked it! This story is going to be so fun to write! I love this pairing so much !
It was hard to find a stopping point, so I hope this will do for now! Let me know if you like this story or not, I'm seeing if it will make it!
Thank you for reading! R&R please so I know how you all like it!
P.s. If anyone is interested in being helping me with my grammar bc I do make mistakes xD let me know! thanks!
