Suki: Hi! Ok.. well.. this is my first Inuyasha fanfic.. that I actually thought of submitting... so.. uh... PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! eVeN IF YoU HaTE iT!
Inuyasha: So.. You're pretty much just saying that you are allowing flames...
Suki: uh.. yeah... OK! If you haven't noticed because of my sn, my name is Suki. For all those people who don't know ANYTHING Japanese... you don't pronounce Suki 'Soo-kee'. It's pronounced 'ski' .. like if you are going to go skiing...got it? good.
Inuyasha: This story is retarded...
Suki: Don't you know that all my stories are retarded? All the time we've spent together!
Inuyasha: -.-
Suki: fine, be that way... Oh! yeah.. if.. no! When you review, please tell me if I should make the names bold like I did up there... Sorry to keep you waiting.. Read now.
Inuyasha:.. Why am I here?
Suki: Because.
Inuyasha: Because...
Suki: You're here because you are going to spend some quality time with me.
Inuyasha: -sweat- Quality time?
Kagome: Hello.
Suki: And by quality time, I mean just Inuyasha and I... alone. How did you get in here?
Kagome:.. Well there's a door right there! I mean, look! It's wide open! What am I supposed to do?
Suki:.. Just walk by and never wonder what's behind it..
Inuyasha: ... uh...
Suki:.. We have to stop talking about the door or else Kelcie will think that I'm copying her. (takes away the door)
Inuyasha and Kagome:... Kelcie?
Suki: Some girl who wrote a fanfic and had this whole thing about having the door open and people walking in and crap.
Inuyasha and Kagome:... OooOoOOooOOoOO!
Inuyasha: But how will the people intrude?
Suki: That's just it! NO ONE WILL INTRUDE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miroku: You sound funny.
Suki: WTH!
Miroku:D
Suki: How did you get here? There is NO door!
Miroku:.. Well.. it is Christmas, and i decided, hey! What the heck? Let's just dress up as Santa and climb down the chimney! (wearing a Santa suit)
Suki:.. Christmas is over..
Miroku:.. Oh.. well.. uh... HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Suki:.. -sweat-
Inuyasha:.. uh.. so.. what do we do now?
Shippou: Let's play a game!
Suki:... and how, may I ask, did YOU get in?
Shippou: I climbed though the window...
Miroku: Ah! The window. Why didn't i think of that?
Kagome: I'm bored..
Suki: Yeah, so am I...
Sango: Me too..
Miroku: Ahhh! (skips to Sango) How are you doing this lovely day?
Sango:... (hits him with hiraikotsu for no apparent reason)
Miroku: My dear Sango...
Inuyasha: Hey, did you guys notice that Miroku isn't acting perverted today-
Everyone except Miroku glares at him.
Inuyasha: What?
Miroku: AH! I forgot about that! (goes around groping the girls butts)
Sango: AH! (hits Miroku again)
Kagome: AIEE! (kicks him)
Suki: O.o WTF? (Punches him, slaps him, kicks him, drills her finger into his spine, and kaze-no-kizus him. The reason she is able to use Tessaiga is because she's special. She is also me and is THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY! SOO, SHE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Miroku: X.x (he is VERY sore)
Inuyasha: HEY! Gimme back my Tessaiga!
Suki: Hey, I stole it for a good cause! (gives it back)
Inuyasha:... I'm bored...
Suki: yeah, me too. This fanfic is dull...
Sango: I agree.
Shippou: Yup..
Kagome: Uh huh...
Miroku: yeah, a real bore to anyone who's reading it-
Everyone glares at Miroku..
Miroku: uh... X.x
Kikyou: Hello Inuyasha...
Suki:D Oh yeah! Kikyou is IN DA HOUSE!
Kikyou: -stare-
Suki:.. uh... um... yeah...
Inuyasha: Hi... uh.. K-Kikyou. How are you? -sweat-
Kagome: -glare-
Suki: Quit glaring Kagome! It's my job to glare! -glare-
Kagome: Why?
Suki: cuz.. It's my fanfic...
Kagome:... -sigh-
Kouga: HELLO!
Suki: HI KOUGA! HOW ARE YOU?
Inuyasha: MANGY MUTT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! (gets Tessaiga)
Suki: NOO!
Everyone stares at Suki.
Suki: If you're going to kill someone, kill Shippou. He sucks. The reason I'm not telling you to kill Kagome is because I have decided not to hate her or Kikyou, because I like them both! YAY!
Everyone just stares..
Suki:.. Wow.. you people are even more dull than I thought...
Kagome: WAIT A SECOND! You hated me!
Inuyasha: Well... Since Suki was nice enough to give me Ramen..
Suki: I didn't give you any Ramen..
Inuyasha: Oh yeah... GIMME RaMEN!
Suki: Sure! (gives him Ramen)
Inuyasha: YAY! (Eats the Ramen) Ok! Well, since Suki was kind enough to give me Ramen-
Sango: Why are we capitalizing the word ramen?
Everyone glares
Sango: Sorry.. Ramen.
Miroku: SANGO! MY DEAR! Didn't you know? Ramen is HOLY!
Inuyasha: You must always capitalize it if you don't want to anger the Ramen king!
Everyone: Ramen king?
Suki: Who the hell is that?
Inuyasha:.. Uh.. I don't know.. I just made him up..
Suki: Oh... well Sango, you have to capitalize Ramen because it's holy, that's all.
Sango:.. Oh.. Ok..
Inuyasha: OK! Since Suki was nice enough to give me Ramen-
Kouga: I'm thirsty, got any coke?
Suki:.. no.. but I do have this drink called... Shasta Shortz.. it's.. cherry favor...
Kouga: Oh! I could go for that!
Suki: Here you go! (gives him Shasta Shortz cherry soda)
Kouga: Arigatou... (drinks)
Suki: Anyone else want some?
Kagome: MEEE!
Shippou: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sango: Yes please..
Miroku: Sure!
Kikyou: I'm thirsty too... And in this fanfic, I'm just a regular miko. Not dead.. or.. revived.. or made out of clay or dead crap.. just.. alive...
Inuyasha: Why'd you just say that?
Kikyou: Cuz I was bored...
Sesshoumaru: Give me some too pathetic ningen.
Suki: SESSHOUMARU! (runs up to him and gives him soda) Did you bring Jaken and Rin?
Sesshoumaru: (grabs drink) no.. why?
Suki: GOOD! I HATE THOSE TWO! Hey, Inuyasha, you can add them to your list of people to kill since I was kind enough to give you Ramen. Hey, how come you didn't kill Shippou yet?
Inuyasha:... Well.. if you baka didn't keep interrupting me, I would be done by now! Oh, and I would like some soda too please..
Suki: (gives everyone their soda) OK! Well do it now!
Shippou: -tears in eyes- Inuyasha.. are you really.. gonna.. kill me? -tear tear-
Inuyasha: -vein- quit it..
Shippou: -tear-
Inuyasha:.. Chikuso... Sorry Suki, I can't do it..
Suki:.. Oh. it's ok... I forgive you! (hugs)
Inuyasha: -blush- Damn girl..
Suki:D Ok, well, is everybody happy?
Everyone drinks their soda...
Suki:.. :D
Miroku: O.O
Sango: houshi-sama?
Miroku: (turns to Sango very slowly and smiles... smiles a very creepy HYPER smile that Suki would usually smile)
Sango: Houshi-sama! Are you ok!
Miroku: uh huh! Juuuust fiiine... O.O
Suki: uh oh... (reading the soda can)
Everyone except Suki and Miroku: WHAT!
Suki: (reading) Warning. Keep away from perverted monks, and youkai/hanyou. Side effects may include dizzyness, hyperness, stupidness, crappyness, crazyness, retardedness, twitchyness, and pretty much any other bad thing that ends with 'ness'. If taken by pervertered monks, and/or youkai/hanyou, please call.. (not reading) Damn.. the number's scratched off... (reading again) If the number on the can is scratched off, you will have to suffer this for one week.
Everyone: ONE WEEK!
Suki: (reading) Yes, you heard me, one week. Ingredients: high fructose corn syrup, glucose, sucrose, dextrose, levulose: All rhyme with gross. Other ingredients are: powdered sugar, honey, corn sweetener, brown sugar, fruit juice, invert sugar, maple syrup, molasses, raw sugar, turbinado, sugar alcohols, saccharin, aspartame, and cyclamates. We may have repeated some, but we just wanted to make this drink sound WAAAY worse.
Everyone stares..
Shippou: Wait a second.. the can also said 'Youkai/hanyou'. How come Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and I arent-
Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and Shippou start acting a little strange...
Inuyasha: O.o -twitch- heh... heh heh heh heh.. yummy in my tummy..
Sesshoumaru: ..0.0 -grin- I feel... smiley...
Kouga: o.o... I made a poopy... :D AND I LIKED IT!
Shippou:... 0.o I... i iz wanting.. wanting to..to.. JUMP! -jumping-
Miroku: I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN! OH, SINGING, IN THE RAIN! (dumping vegetable oil all over himself)
Kagome, Sango, and Suki watch the madness in horror..
Kagome, Sango, and Suki:... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru dump Miroku in a huge pot of water and Shippou lights a fire. They are all singing, 'Singing in the rain'. Now, Kouga is getting a hose with a sprinkler and turning it on.
Inuyasha: (in a bikini) POOL PARTY! (running through the sprinkler)
Sesshoumaru:D! (also in a bikini) LET'S GO! (splashing Inuyasha)
Kouga: hee hee hee hee! (wearing a bikini as well)
Shippou: (nude) YEAH!
Miroku: I'll be in the hot springs! (sitting in the boiling pot of water)
They're all giggling like little girls.
Suki:.. O.o Ok.. now.. this is getting kinda scary..
Kagome and Sango:.. O.o uh huh...
Suki: ... AHHHH!.. Hey, while I was writing this, I was reading Kelcie's little skit-fic.. Hey! IF YOU EVER READ THIS KELCIE! I'VE BEEN TO THE MENTAL WARD ALSO! ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!
Everyone stares at me...
Suki: Damn story... I mean.. :D
-BaCK To THe SToRY!-
Suki:.. oh.. wait.. I'm done with this chapter.. NEVER MIND!
Everyone stares...
-eND oF SToRY! WeLL, CHaPTER aT LEaST...-
Suki: Sorry.. I kinda got bored of writing when I was done reading Kelcie's fic...
Inuyasha: Well.. this fic is retarded..
Suki: You said that already...
Inuyasha: Oh.. well.. uh.. ok..
Suki: PLEASE R&R! I'M BEGGING! I'M EVEN ON MY KNEES!
Inuyasha: No you're not..
Suki: -.-... (gets on knees) Now I am..
Inuyasha: -.- keh.. whatever...
Suki: ByE!
