i sit slouched on the couch, headphones blasting tunes into my ears, jam on toast in my hand and tv in front of me with some japanese anime that i dont even understand. behind me jane mopes around in her pyjamas drinking coffee and eating ice cream, the way she's been ever since the spaceman thor left… the third time, the first time was alright she moped ate ice cream drank coffee but it was understandable the second time he saved earth and didn't come to see her so she moped more. but the third time he came took her to asgard had an adventure getting his adopted brother loki 'killed' in the process then dumped her back on earth and left. apparently he loves her, if thats how asgardians show their love count me out. eric wanders in no pants like usual and i wonder why i even live with these guys being the most normal out of them. eric steals the remote from my grasp and changes channel to the news.

"hey i was watching that!" i say pulling my headphones out

"darcy leave it" says jane

"but i was watching that" i say

"and now you're watching the news" says eric

i fold my arms and sit back. putting my headphones back in. eric plonks down next to me on the couch i scoot away from him not wanting to be sitting to close. eric shrugs and gets comfortable. i look down at my i-pod and change song turning the volume up to high blasting out any talking. the tv continues with the news and eventually Eric wanders off taking the remote with him, sighing i remove my headphones the room is silent apart from the news meaning that Jane's wandered off somewhere too i stand and head over to the tv just as the news reporters announce something worthwhile

"and today thor the 'god' from asgard has returned" says the lady

"at two o'clock this afternoon thor was seen in manhattan calling out for jane foster" says the guy

"police struggled to move thor from the plaza but he would not budge"says the lady

"if you know anyone with the name jane foster please call this number" says the guy

a number pops up on the lower screen i grab the phone and dial it calling out to jane at the same time.

"hello one news here please stay on the phone as we are busy right now, if you are in a rush press 1 and leave us a message if important press 2 and we will try to get to you much quicker" says a robotic voice over the phone

i quickly press the 2 deciding that it must be important

"please state your name address and phone number as you have decided that your message must be important, if you do not wish to share this information press 3 to return to the first message" says the robotic voice "press 4 to replay this message"

jane rushes into the room i press 4 and hand her the phone, she listens to the message then replays it.

"jane foster" she says then continues to relay our address and phone number.

"so whats it say?" i ask once she puts the phone down

"that they will get in touch with me later" she says

"oh" i say

"so why did i need to do that?" she asks

i turn the volume up on the tv which is currently showing footage of thor rampaging around new york calling for jane.

"oh my god" says jane "i need to go"

"don't they will get back in contact with us and then they will get thor to come to us! hopefully" i say

"ok.." she says unconvinced

i put my headphones back in and finish my piece of toast which is just starting to go cold. ian walks in and says something jane replies and elbows me i scoot over. she pulls my headphone out.

"OI ians phone was ringing none of us noticed its one news" she says

"did i need to hear that?"

jane sighs and lets go of my headphone, i put it back in and jane takes the phone from ian and leaves the room. humming along to the music i brush the crumbs off my lap. CRASH!. i look around worried and remove my headphones, jane runs out of her room eyes wide ian comes over to me and grabs my hand. the door creaks open and thor walks in covered in dust. jane runs to him i stand up and look him over.

"jane…" says thor

jane slaps him then hugs him tightly

"dont do that again!" she says

i laugh quietly

"jane we need to go" he says

"we?" i say questionably

"me jane you and eric" says thor

"anyone else?" asks jane

"loki, but hes already on asgard" says thor

"damn" i say "why does he need to come everytime?!"

"no, but this time he does" says thor turning to leave with jane

"when is he not going to be needed" i ask

"hes never needed he just creates problems which need fixing" says thor

"ok change of question" says jane "when is he not going to be causing problems?"

"now i don't have an answer for that" says thor.

i laugh and jane smiles at thor.

"come on darcy we have to go" says thor turning to me

"ok" i say running to thor

thor pulls me in close to him against his muscled body plates, then he pulls jane in beside me and flies up into the air. i sigh when he finally lands thudding on the ground,

"wow you flew outside" i say looking around

we are standing in the backyard of janes house.

"heimdall open the bifrost" says thor

"do you do that often?" i ask "cause you know it might get embarrassing calling that out"

"i'm confused" says thor taking a step backwards

"oh dont worry big guy soon enough your brain will be big enough to translate earthish" i say

thor groans i smile evilly jane hugs thor tightly, i groan and mumble under my breath about janes stupid love for the oaf like man. when all of a sudden the sky seems to open and a bright light shoots down sending out a wave of air which blasts in my face blowing me a step backwards.

"freaking hell…" i say shocked

i didnt think that it was going to be quite like that, strong enough to blow you over yet can transport you to another world. no wonder thors so strong.

"wow…" says jane clutching thor

suddenly i notice a shape in the light walking towards us when i recognise it i step back and pull out my taser. thor comes forward and yanks the taser from my grip.

"no tasers darcy" he says

"thor what's going on?" says jane

i turn to jane about to talk when i see her face change and i freeze.

"hmm earth…" says loki.

i turn and see him silhouetted by the bright lights of the bifrost standing tall and proud as usual his cape flowing in the wind but the moments ruined by thor pulling loki back into the bifrost by his shoulder

"come on girls" says thor just before he disappears into the light.

jane rushes in behind him, i stand shocked staring at the light when i hear a siren which wakes me from my shock and i rush into the light.


decided i would love to write a story on darcy she is my second favourite character from Thor