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On how Shizuo became a mom

No.

No, no, no, HELL no.

Why me? Why the Hell does this shit always happen to me? I'm a good person, usually, and I really do avoid violence, so why the Hell is it always me?

Shinra looked at me, smiling his idiotic smile and acting all oblivious to my internal freak out. I bet he's not really that oblivious. He probably enjoys watching me lose control. That has to be why he's smiling all the damn time.

"Congratulations Shizou," He says, still grinning. "for a few weeks, you're gonna be a mommy!"

Again, why me.