Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner
Ok so this is another story… I'm really just making this up as I go along!! I have not got a clue what I'm gonna write abut yet so sorry if this is bad!! Thanks 2 Bella (my friend not Bella from Twilight ha-ha) (sparklingbella26) whom is my best twilight inspiration =P
EPOV
I'm always happiest when with Bella. But saying that I'm also rather happy when I'm in my car… ahhhh… my beautiful car.
"Oi!! Edward stop daydreaming! What is up with you lately! Do you ever stop thinking about Bella? She's-a-girl. Get that into your mind." Emmet screamed. Where the hell was he?! How can he see me when he's not even in the room?
"I thought you were meant to be in Alaska or wherever you were planning on going! Why did you have to come back? I was finally having some alone time, and where's Rose I thought you went with her. You haven't left her behind have you?!" Ok maybe that was a bit harsh but…
"No she's gone shopping with Alice… unlucky her! Ha-ha alone time"- RIGHT!
"Don't you dare call me a loner! And don't deny it, I do no what your going to say. How many times do you forget I can hear what your going to say before you say it!" Ha-ha I got him there! Opps is that the time!! I'm meant to be picking Bella up! And I can't be late again. Last time she was an absolute mess when I finally got there"
Flashback
Bella was standing there. Dripping wet! How many times do I have to tell her? I WILL knock for her instead of her freezing to death outside!
"Thanks again for letting me no that your going to be late! I forgot about you calling to let me no. I would have gone inside!" she's so cute when she's being sarcastic.
Back to present again
-Ok well in my defence she told me off for always texting her and calling her, because she never picks up the phone or reads the texts and so I don't bother half the time anymore! Ah well I'm not mad or anything it's probably my fault anyway.
Where the hell is Emmet? He's always there when you need him the least and DON'T want him and then when you need him he's nowhere in sight!
CRASH! Ok what the hell was that?! Is he in the kitchen?! Oh please don't say he's trying to make lunch for Bella again! Last time that happened it was a disaster!
Flashback
I ran round to get Bella out of the car. What the hell is all that noise?! Oh my gosh and that music! It sounds like the music my family played when they were making dinner when Bella first came round. I took Bella upstairs to see Emmet frying in a frying pan what looks like a load of gooey paste… Was that water and flour?!
"Erm Emmet what are you doing? Are you trying to make pancakes?" Bella actually knows what he's trying to make!
"Oh yer what do you think? Ive made about ten so far… Well ive put together the mixture for 50 and they all go so well but then I get to the flipping bit and well… they don't quite go to plan" He looked up to the sealing. Bella's eyes widened to a horrified look and stared at me. Right she only does that look when something is going to annoy me. I looked up to the ceiling to see a load of yellowy goo dripping from the goo covered ceiling!
"EMMMMEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!"
End of Flashback
Ok that's not coming from the kitchen. That's coming from downstairs! What can he crash downstairs? Books don't make that sort of crash. Metal makes that sort of c-ra-sh!!!! No. Not the garage! Is my… MY CAR!!!! Right he better not be in the Garage! Let's check. I reached the door and opened it to see Emmet picking up a load of junk from MY CAR!!
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY!!!"
"Nothing I just well" He didn't have to explain.
Ok quiet down! Carlisle's gonna hear you and I'm gonna get in serious trouble! I was just trying to get something from the top box and it kind of knocked all the other boxes down on to your car. It's not my thought you always park your car in the wrong place. You need to look in the boxes before you park your car. I always go in those boxes. You know that! Emmet thought.
"Oh believe me it's not Carlisle you need to worry about! You never go in those boxes! You should move your precious boxes to a lower shelf or down into the basement! I will get you back for this!"
Hmm how can I … YES! Emmet will seriously wish that he never went anywhere near the garage or my car… ever!
Thanks for reading. I don't no what Edwards idea is so if anyone has any ideas PM me. Rate&Review please thanks xx
