It was a warm night ;)
"AH diddly, diddly daddley doodley DOOOoodly, DDDDDDDAAAAAAAADDDDDLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!"
sploooooshhh*
-said Ned Flanders, who just accidentally lightly bumped his dick into the wall.
transition into fema- shit, I mean, to the Simpson's house*
"Henlo marj. Please, I desperately need you to come inside my room, I have accidentally made a big bloomporf and now it's all over the windows, ceiling, and baby."
-said Lisa simpin
All of a sudden a massive white tsunami from ned flanders' extended pp exgulves the entire Springfield, leaving all of but one survivor: Ned Flanders: the evil mastermind himself. Actually wait no fri*ck, there's been a big scientific confusion, he did NOT survive, for you see the amount of inside-of-body liquids and gases that were needed to form that much sploosh forced him to become mildly dehydrated, making Ned Flanders faint. Y
You have blacked out
you quickly rush to the nearest Pokémon center*
you can see your hot sexy bb start to open his eyes*
"Oh hey baybe, are you finally awake you stUpid fricking CUNT???"
Ned fnalder is now with you on the bed, he's caressing your pelvis bone, and trying to pull out ur disgusting fucking face. "Oh yeahs Ned Flanders turn me on even more!"
Ned Flanders finally begins, he takes out his 12-foot penis, begins to spin it around like a helicopter, absolutely decimating everything around you, when all of a sudden he falls through the floor due to the sheer weight of his pp, infact he falls so far down that he lands inside hell itself and he begins his ritualistic mating dance with Adolf Hitler while in hell.
you begin to rofl so hard Xd*
Ned Flanders is actually a sub 8 male
THE END
