Ok so my friends and I have been making these skits with this games show we made up called KaBloink, and I've decided to make a fanfic of it with Lost. So here is my very first comedy fic in the form of a games show. I hope you enjoy it.
KaBloink: Lost Edition
VO: Welcome to the special Lost Edition of KaBloink!! Here are our contestants! Dr. Jack Shepard, Katherine Anne Austen, James Ford, John Locke, Benjamin Linus, Dr. Juliet Burke, Sun Kwon, Jin Kwon, Sayid Jarrah, Hugo Reyes, Claire Littleton, Charlie Pace, Shannon Rutherford, and Boone Carlyle.
*They file out*
VO cnt'd: And now, here's our host, Jacob!
Jacob: Thank you, thank you. As you probably don't know, KaBloink is a game show where I ask the contestants a series of questions followed by a task. At the end of each round, the person or group with the least points will be voted off. For the first six rounds, our contestants will be paired up. Lets pick partners now. Boone, who would you like to be your partner?
Boone: Shannon! I call Shannon before HE *glares at Sayid* can get her.
Shannon: *sigh*
Jacob: Jin?
Jin: Sun!
Sun: Yay!
Jacob: Charlie?
Charlie: Claire?
Claire: As long as you'll take my BeEhHBeEyY!!
Jacob: How 'bout you Chosen one?
Locke: I'll take Ben!
Ben: But I wanted Juliet!! *Pout*
Jacob: Katherine?
Kate: It's Kate. Umm, umm,
*Jack and Sawyer stare at her intently*
Kate cnt'd: uhhh, STOP STARING AT ME!! Pass?
Jacob: Ok, I guess you can pass. James?
Sawyer: It's Sawyer!
Jacob: OK, Sawyer, who's your pick?
Sawyer: C'mere Freckles!
Kate: *shrugs*
Jacob: Jack?
Jack: I suppose I'll take Juliet.
Juliet: Wow Jack, thanks for making me feel so loved.
Jack: *nods sincerely* No problem.
All: *roll their eyes*
Jacob: Anyways, that means Sayid is left with Hugo.
Sayid: OK.
Hurley: Cool dude!
Jacob: Before we start, each group must come up with a name. Jack and Juliet?
Jack: We're the Doctor's Union.
Jacob: Kate and Sawyer?
Kate and Sawyer: We're the Criminals
Jacob: Locke and Ben?
Locke: We are the Worshippers of Jacob, your honor.
Ben: Wait a minute. I would have agreed to that earlier, but now? Die, Jacob, die, die, die!!
Jacob: Worshippers of Jacob it is. Jin and Sun?
Jin: *Korean*
Sun: He said we're the Not all Marriages go Wrong team.
Jacob: Sayid and Hurley?
Sayid: We're the Dudes. Not my idea.
Jacob: I see. Claire and Charlie?
Claire: We're the Baby Lovers.
Charlie: I never agreed to that name!
Claire: Too bad.
Jacob: Ok, how about you, Boone and Shannon?
Boone: We're the Union of the Deceased . . . or The Love of Siblings. We couldn't decide.
Jacob: Now that we have everyone's names, we will start with the first part of round one. I will ask everybody a question, and each group must come up with an answer. I will award 50 points to the answer I think is best, 30 points to the answer I think is second best, and 10 points to the answer I think is third best. Here's this round's question. If you could bring one thing to a deserted island, what would you bring? Doctor's Union?
*Jack and Juliet confer*
*Jack and Juliet confer some more*
Jack: We've have concluded that it would be most useful to bring a hospital to a deserted island.
Jacob: Ok, Criminals?
*Kate and Sawyer look at each other without speaking before turning to Jacob*
Kate and Sawyer: A gun.
Jacob: Alright. Worshippers of Jacob?
Ben: We would bring you, Jacob.
Jacob: Well, I'm flattered.
Ben (Under his breath): To kill
Jacob: What was that? Never mind. How 'bout you, Not all Marriages go Wrong?
*Jin and Sun start yelling at each other in Korean before smiling and finally turning to Jacob*
Sun: We would bring our spouse.
Jacob: hmm, Dudes?
*Sayid starts talking to Hurley while Hurley stares off into space*
Sayid: We've agreed to bring a helicopter.
Jacob: *nods* Baby Lovers?
Charlie: *sighs* My guitar!
Claire: No!! My BeehhyyBeehhyy!
Charlie: Bollocks!
*They talk in whispers*
Charlie: We'd bring a delivery nurse.
Jacob: Ok. Union of the Deceased or Love of Siblings?
*Boone and Shannon start to scream at each other before calming down*
Boone: We'd bring water.
All: *looks surprised*
Kate: You two thought of this?
Boone: *looks confused*. Yes.
All: *shrugs*
Jacob: Ok, now that everyone's answered the questions, I'm going to rank the top three. In third with 10 points are the Criminals.
Kate and Sawyer: That's right!
Jacob: In second place with 30 points are The Doctor's Union.
Jack: *nods*
Juliet: Woo Hooo!! Oh yeah!!!! Take that you losers!!
All: *stares in fear*
Juliet: what?
Jacob: I think Juliet's already having a mental breakdown. Anyways, in first place with 50 points are the Dudes!!
Hurley: Yeah dude! *slaps Sayid's hand*
I hope you liked it! Feel free to give me ideas for questions, tasks, and who you want to be out in the next round. Reviews are an author's best friend!
