Very Important A/N: This is the prologue for my new fic. I have no idea how frequent the updates will be considering I'm working on other fics as well, but just stay tuned. A few warnings: Yes, there will be character death. Yes, this is a parody of every single slasher film ever written, but it probably won't come across as funny. No one is together in the begining except for Angela and Ben. More to come as time progresses. Also, there will be some shocking siblings/pairings. Don't hurt me. Each chapter, a character (or more) will die, having broken a classic slashler flick cliche or rule. Can you guess who the killer is before it's too late? All human. AU. OOC. Rated M for explicit language, violence, character death, and some sexual situations.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Prologue
Whipping his cell phone out of his pocket, he punched some numbers and waited.
"911, what's your emergency?"
His voice was hysterical as a stream of fresh tears rolled down his face.
"They're dead! They're all dead!" He howled into the phone, pressing it tightly against the side of his blood-streaked face.
"Who's dead?"
"My friends! We never should have come out here. I just knew it…"
"What happened, sir? What's your location?" The operator prodded.
"The old Harrington farmhouse. I can't believe they're dead!" He continued to rant, doubling over in pain.
Why was there never anyone around when you needed them and thousands of people snooping around when they weren't wanted?
"Sir, you need to tell me what happened so I can dispatch a unit. An ambulance and the police will be on their way shortly."
Giving one last shriek, Jasper yelled into the receiver "They were murdered!"
