Akamichi Chouji left his office that he was the CEO of. It is a company that manufactures toilet seats. His limo was a 1997 Volvo S90 and had the best seats in the whole world. Chouji was finished making a deal with a toilets salesman in Greece and it was very successful and that was just awesome for the pinecone-haired ninja.
Chouji was very hungry after all that talking and he needed to do something fast. He got out his cell phone and said,
"Uchiha Sasuke, you need to bring your butt down here with my limousine or your chicken-ass hair will be unemployed!"
"Okay, Akamichi-sama," said Sasuke as he got in the limo and began to drive it towards the front of the building. There was loud music playing and it was definitely not country music. Chouji opened the door and farted really loudly as soon as he got in.
"Sasuke, I'm hungry, and I want you to go to the nearest five-star restaurant and let me pick up an order to go," said Chouji. "And turn it up to the near rap station."
Sasuke turned up the music and P-Poppin' by Ludacris was playing. Chouji had the desire to dance and his 402 lb butt began twerking while sitting. When he did that, the limo began moving up and down.
"Yo! I'm bouncing in a limo, getting something to eat!"
"You're bouncing in a limo, getting something to eat!" exclaimed Sasuke as he turned the car so fast that the back door opened and Chouji fell out. A car hit him and he was blasted 238 miles away while farting so loudly along the way.
And Sasuke pawned the limo afterwards.
