Me: Hi guys. I've decided to start a Pokémon fic because I needed something to do.

Lucario walks on stage.

Lucario: Hey, dude. You'd better not give up on this story like you did with that District 9 one.

Me: Hey, I didn't give up on that one Joey. It's just on hiatus because some moron on dA won't give me access to their O/Cs.

Joey: In other words, you've given up on the story.

Me: SHUT UP JOEY!

Lawyer walks on stage.

Lawyer: You don't have to shout NITRO. We're right here

Me: Whatever, dude. Just do the disclaimer.

Lawyer: Fine. Ahem, NITRO PSYCHO does not own anything that comes from the Pokémon franchise. However he does own the names of the O/Cs he puts in and the awesomeness that follows.

Joey: Now that that is taken care, go sue somebody you moron.

Lawyer walks offstage

Me: Great, now sit back, relax, put your arm around your imaginary girlfriend, and watch the coolness unfold.

Joey had this major headache for some reason. This was odd since after the last one, he had taken steps to make sure he didn't get anymore. The air around him smelled strangely like saltwater, even though he had told everyone he knew how much he detested the beach.

Joey opened his eyes. He was smack dab in the middle of a beach. Yet there were no pier around, so this definitely wasn't the beach he was accustomed to. There was a large rock cliff that head that resembled something he knew was called Sharpedo.

Man, what kind of nut job took the time to make that, Joey thought.

Suddenly, a low rumbling came from the left of him. He turned to see a black cloud moving across the sea.

What the hell is that Joey thought.

He didn't have time to ask, for at that moment the black cloud hit him and the world went black.

Several hours later…

Joey was knocked backwards when the restored wind hit. He got up, shook all the sand off he could, and walked over to a nearby pond. However, when he got to it, his mouth flat-out dropped.

He had turned into a Lucario.

Without pausing to think, he started running up a trail that was conveniently close by.

Meanwhile…

Wigglytuff, Chatot, and the apprentices went down the stairs that lead to the guild. There they saw that Treasure Town had been restored.

"Hey, hey, hey, they did it" Corphish said.

"Oh my gosh, Piplup, Chimchar, and Grovyle are absolutely amazing" Sunflora squealed.

"They sure are something else, yup yup" Bidoof said.

"So when do you suppose BACK Guildmaster" Loudred asked, his voice still ridiculously loud.

"Hmmm, I don't know" Wigglytuff said. "It wouldn't be unnatural for them to be tired after what they've been through. I'd give them a day or two".

"Hey, hey, what's that" Corphish asked, pointing down a pathway that lead to the beach.

Something very fast was speeding towards them. It plowed into the group and sped off on a trail that led away from the town without so much as an apology.

"What do y'all suppose that was" Bidoof asked.

"Whatever it was, it sure seemed to be in a hurry" Chimecho said.

"Well, the sun is going to set soon" Dugtrio said. "We'd better head back to the guild and wait for their return.

With that, the Guild went back up the steps toward the guild.

Three days later…

Joey had been running nonstop for the past couple of hours on pure adrenaline. He hadn't slept a wink since first finding out he was a Lucario, but at that point, sleep was the least of his worries. He couldn't show his face in public now that his pride has been ruined.

Joey was now travelling through a place called Murky Forest. His pace slowed down considerably the deeper he went. He didn't know where he was going just that it was far away from where anyone would come to call.

Soon, the trail ended at a cave of some sorts. Joey warily went inside. He saw that it was a base of some sorts, but considering all the dust that accumulated, it had been unoccupied for a while.

Good. This will be a great place to hide Joey thought.

Joey: Uh, okay, why is it that the only people I've beaten up right now are those dorks from Wigglytuff's Guild?

Me: Don't worry dude. This is only the prologue. The first official chapter will take place after team Poképals beats up Darkrai.

Joey: YAY…wait. Are you just copying this off those games that came out a couple of years ago?

Me: Actually yes.

Joey: And is this team Poképals those two dorks that were from those specials.

Me: Their evolved forms.

Joey: Why do I even know you dude?

Lawyer walks in.

Lawyer: Hooray, I just sued some big company and got a lot of money from it!

Joey: And good for you.