Taco Vengeance
The Hunger Games mattered no more.
It was the flying pig that had taken over Jasper's thoughts.
Stupid pig. Stupid, blubbery, fat-winged pig. It had left Jasper with nothing.
NOTHING, I SAY!
But still, life went on.
Jasper no longer hopped and skipped and jumped through the forest, but instead walked.
He just walked.
TOO NORMAL, I SAY!
But Jasper didn't have the energy to do anything else. Not only was his heart melted by the loss of his taco, but his belly was empty, too.
TOO HUNGRY, I SAY!
Fuck that pig.
Jasper planned to track that pig down, and get his taco back. But he had no energy.
EAT THE OTHER TRIBUTES, I SAY!
Ok, so Jasper thought of that one first.
Jasper went on a mad hunt, eating everything that was in his path.
He ate a tree.
He ate a flower.
He ate an old lady who was crossing a street.
He tracked down some of the other tributes.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The cannon hurt Jasper's ears. So he used his hands to cover them.
But, since his hands were busy blocking out cannon booms, he couldn't use them to hunt.
So he used his elbows instead.
He kicked and elbowed and screamed his way through the forest until there were only three tributes left.
Jasper and Edward and James.
Wait, thought Jasper, Hold up.
JAMES?
Fuck.
James had already beaten Jasper once! But this time, Jasper's belly was fuller.
So maybe he had a chance.
Maybe.
Jasper uncovered his ears.
"I be beating you now," he said to James. But James just laughed.
"MWAHAHA! You not be beating James!" he said. "James be better than Jasper!"
But Edward interrupted.
"AH!" he screamed. "A flying pig!"
Edward be crazy? There's no such thing as—
O.M.G.
A FLYING PIG!
The flying pig flew at Edward, knocking him into a pit of poisonous snakes.
Edward screamed, and then it was over.
BOOM!
Poor Edward. He had been the closest thing Jasper had had to a friend in the arena. He had let him kill Bella.
Now he had to avenge Edward and the taco!
"ARRRRRRRRGGGHH!" Jasper yelled as he ran at the pig.
The pig wasn't fast enough. Because Jasper soon caught up with it.
With a HUGE squeal, the pig was dead.
But Jasper couldn't find the taco. But he did find an extremely disturbing something.
Choco fucking taco bits. On the pigs mouth.
"NOOOOO!" said James, as he melted.
District 1 tributes seemed to be good at that.
Jasper couldn't speak. He just stood there in shock.
BOOM! James was dead.
Jasper fell to the ground in sadness.
Poor, poor taco.
And poor, poor Jasper.
All of the sudden, an airship came down from the sky.
Then Jasper realized.
He had won the Hunger Games.
The people in white pulled Jasper onto the airship. Jasper told them he was fine.
Jasper lied.
When he got home, a surprise was waiting for him.
Well, there was a cool house he got to live in.
And in that house?
A WHOLE MOUNTAIN OF CHOCO FUCKING TACOS.
OMFG!
Jasper ate his tacos with glee, and his tummy seemed full again.
So did his heart.
