It had been a long day. A very, very long day. Between having to take over feeding glub-glub for the day 'cause Fef was out sick, and all his friend's being drunk off their asses while he couldn't because liquor didn't work on Seadwellers, the day refused to end. The worst part was he was the only sober one now, normally he at least had Fef to make fun of the others with. Eridan had already tried to leave twice, but Gamzee was guarding the door, refusing to allow anyone out due to "Motherfuckin' ghouls".

Eridan was seriously considering just shooting him to get out. Or just shooting a hole in the wall of Sollux's hive.

Speaking of Sollux, it appeared that he had found the mind honey and was now making his way towards Eridan. Great. A fight with a drunk Sollux was exactly what he needed to finished off the shitty day trifacta.

Steeling himself, he prepared a list of insults in his head to be ready for the fight. He was ready for anyone.

Expect for what Sollux actually decided to say.

"You wanna know what I've got two of?"

With his eyes narrowing, Eridan looked at the yellow-blood and after deciding that he was clearly too drunk to be seeing straight, had an absolutely wonderful thought.

"Hands?"

Sollux gave him what the violet blood thought might be an attempt at a sultry grin, before replying with a long and drawn out.

"Nooo..."

Before he could go on and attempt to complete the pick-up line, Eridan put on his best horrified look, and screamed at the top of his lungs.

"WHAT?! YOU'VE LOST A HAND? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?"

Which caused all of the other trolls, all of whom were drunk off their asses, to stumble over in an attempt to help reattach the apparently lost limb. Subsequently, when they could not find the lost limb, a horrified and confused Sollux was dragged away in order to search for it.

All while Eridan watch quietly and happily from the corner, filming the entire thing from his phone.

Maybe tonight wasn't going to be a total waste, at the very least he was going to have something to cheer Feferi up with.